What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

That’s why he had his ex wife dug up and reburied on his golf course.  So he could designate a cemetery and have himself buried there.  That way people can’t piss on his grave (or at least a lot fewer people will risk sneaking past security)

[u/Fakin-It → u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

Organize and storm it, January 6 style.

[u/Chastain86 → u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

I wonder if Melania will notice when he's gone

[u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep → u/Chastain86]

She ain’t leaving NY

[u/masterjon_3 → u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

They say there's bodies behind the 19th hole, too. Of course, they're small since they're children bones, so good luck finding them.