What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/No-Jacket-2927]

I will literally shit on his grave.

[u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep → u/No-Jacket-2927]

That’s why he had his ex wife dug up and reburied on his golf course.  So he could designate a cemetery and have himself buried there.  That way people can’t piss on his grave (or at least a lot fewer people will risk sneaking past security)

[u/masterjon_3 → u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

They say there's bodies behind the 19th hole, too. Of course, they're small since they're children bones, so good luck finding them.