What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/Capable_Sandwich_422]

“Heat death is fake news. It’s 78 degrees here at Mar-A-Logo. No one’s dying from heat, unless you’re Crooked Joe. So crooked he steals elections. Does anyone smell that? It smells like someone shit their pants. Marco, how can you shit your pants like that? I wouldn’t do that. I’m at peak health, i never shjt my pants.”

[u/deceet → u/Capable_Sandwich_422]

Why did you step in shit with my shoes?! How fucking dare you!