r/comics 7h ago

OC Ad-free Costs Extra

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 7h ago

"Liberty, biberty"

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u/Ethlandiaify 7h ago

I'm not joking, there was a Liberty Mutual ad. And an ad for Arianna Grande's new album. But the Dog Stars ad was the most uncomfortable

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 5h ago

SAME. I just commented somewhere the other day that I can’t fucking STAND those commercials. I’ll die in debt before I use their insurance.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 5h ago

Right? Why can't we got back 20 years earlier with Erin Esurance? Hot mascot with a easy to remember tagline.

"Quote, buy, print" man. It was beautiful in it's simplicity.

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u/soberfrontlober 4h ago

My kids love the commercials. They randomly say "liberty biberty" to each other throughout the day. It's... not great.

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u/No-Jacket-2927 7h ago

Never take the headphones, always use earplugs, and make sure you pull your ear up & back when you put them in. (There are videos online)

I was in Industrial Safety; more importantly, I've had about 10 MRIs, and I'm on the spectrum, so yeah. 😉

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 6h ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHAT?

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 7h ago

That's like next level torture.

"Let's put you in this machine, it's made to save your life but to do so it claustrophobes you to death, oh but you can dampen it with advertisements!"

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u/Ethlandiaify 7h ago

And I think a scary ad could cause an overwhelmed claustrophobic person to have a panic attack so maybe they should spring for premium as a business expense

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u/MaximumZer0 2h ago

I've offered to install an adblock specifically for Spotify for three separate hospitals. It's free, but they still won't even let me talk to the IT guys, despite having a CompSci degree myself. I get security risks, but damn, at least let them evaluate it.

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u/zergling424 7h ago

I go no music.  I like listening to the sounds of the machine

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u/Ethlandiaify 7h ago

I have cerebral palsy, so I have a very strong startle reflex. I've had a ton of MRIs without music, and at least the music helped me not flinch every 30 seconds when it makes a new noise

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u/zergling424 7h ago

Ah thats totally fair lol.  I can imagine palsy leading to a lot of mris

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u/Ethlandiaify 7h ago

5th one in the last 12 months, babey!!

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u/Ok_Employer7837 6h ago

Oh, ok. I also loved the MRI sounds, but absolutely fair enough in your case!

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u/mgranaa 7h ago

When I did an MRI, they played some sort of awful new wave meditation track backing. A timeless sea of noise that made the MRI feel like it was taking forever.

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u/MaximumZer0 3h ago

My go-to joke when they ask if I want music is, "You're not supposed to have heavy metal in the machine, right?"

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u/L4rgo117 7h ago

I had a surgery years ago where they had a ton of trouble stabilizing me and my mom put Pandora on on classical music and it immediately brought everything in line, but that was ad supported too, so you could see on the heart monitor exactly when there was an ad - fine, fine, fine, haywire briefly, fine, fine..

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u/steebo 7h ago

I had one MRI and didn't have music. I had to fight a little not to fall asleep. I may be a little strange.

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u/Reasonable-Song-4681 6h ago

I've had three, and same (at least for the third as the first two they gave me a tracking dye or somehing that made me feel like I was about to pee).

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u/DuliaDarling 2h ago

CAT Scan! Those are less scary than an MRI because they're like 10 minutes moving through a doughnut shape and way quieter, while an MRI is not moving in a giant tube with a huge magnet clanking around for about an hour. If the three you had were all for the same injury, they probably gave you the CAT scans to figure out what was going on, then had to do the MRI to look at soft tissue or tendons.

CAT scans really do give you the feeling that you peed your pants though lol. I've been warned about it at every scan, and it's still weird.

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u/MsStarSword 6h ago

Did this recently, had 3 consecutive MRIs, one had to be redone, so I was in there for an hour total. SO MANY ADS WTF. It was torture, esp when the heart wrenching song Gethsemane by Sleep Token was immediately followed by a long fuckass ad about insurance.

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u/LizMixsMoker 6h ago

wait headphones work in an MRI? Don't they have magnetic components?

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u/Ethlandiaify 6h ago

They have these special headphones that are non magnetic

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u/LizMixsMoker 6h ago

Oh cool TIL

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u/Ok_Employer7837 6h ago

I loved the sounds the MRI machine was making when I had a scan. Like musique concrète. Just awesome.

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u/PolloMagnifico 1h ago

Fun fact. There's "normal" MRIs, then there's "We need to MRI your head".

Last year (fuck it feels like a century ago) I came down with a bad case of Bells Palsy and, while everyone was pretty sure I wasn't going to drop dead within the next hour due to a stroke they wanted to MRI my head juuuust to be sure.

I'd had MRIs in the past. I'm not super claustrophobic, and the MRI tube kinda straddles that line between being okay and full unhinged panic for me. However, I was not expecting The Head Cage TM.

I dunno what the reason is. If it's because they REALLY don't want you moving, or if the shape of the human skull does something weird or what. But when they did that MRI on my head the put me in The Head Cage. Which restrained my head just a little. I could jiggle back and forth a little, but couldn't really move my head. My nose was constantly in contact with the front of the cage.

I am both disappointed and incredibly happy that my blood pressure was not being monitored because I have never had to suppress panic like that for an extended period in my life. Next time my face gets droopy, I think I'll just take my chances with the stroke.

Anyway, that's my trauma dump for the week.

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u/Ethlandiaify 1h ago

I had a scare last year where I needed to get scanned to see if I had a dormant aneurysm. I thankfully didn’t have one, but i became very familiar with the Head Cage haha

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u/koknight 1h ago

I've had my best naps in an MRI machine 😂

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u/_Lusty 7h ago

And that’s why you pirate music :P

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u/Ethlandiaify 6h ago

Unfortunately the MRI technician did not have a hard drive full of mp3s on hand haha