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u/CaribouHoe 5h ago
I'm Canadian... Is American cheese basically just Kraft singles? Because that would definitely ruin the moment for me
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u/Outlet_Sun 4h ago
No. Kraft singles are a cheap copy. Real American is different. Slightly different texture and more flavor.
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u/QuiteBearish 2h ago
Real, legally defined American Cheese has to have at least 51% real colby or cheddar cheese blended with salt and milk.
Kraft Singles are below that 51% number and are instead a "pasteurized cheese product" that cannot be legally called American Cheese.
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u/DrTeethPhD 4h ago
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff".
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u/Cool_Set4681 4h ago
I'm entertained but also very, very confused and disturb. I need to come up with a word for that feeling... hm...
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago
Normally theres a lot to say about these comics but for some reason seeing time laid out in a quantity in both an elegant and simple way sent a small chill down my spine
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u/hackingfun 2h ago
Here in Hungary, public catering uses vegetables that nobody buys because of their irregular appearance, but there's nothing wrong with them, they have the exact same amount of nutrients.
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u/herculesmeowlligan 38m ago
Well this is ridiculous, everyone knows time's true nature is Jeremy Bearimy.
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u/Demonicbane 5h ago
...is that how carrots are born?