Theatrical Elf

[u/merrivius]

[u/flarakoo]

I'd like to point out that if you missed out on the keychains, you missed out on some booty grabbing feet.

[u/merrivius → u/flarakoo]

Grabbing the goods

[u/shellbullet17 → u/merrivius]

Oh my god a rare /u/merrivius comment. This never happens! And you got him meme-ing!

This is a fine day

[u/BriefCollar4 → u/shellbullet17]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPygjIbPW8Sic

[u/Flyinhighinthesky → u/merrivius]

Are there any keychains still up for grabs? I need some booty grabbing feet in my life.

[u/BusinessPreference75 → u/flarakoo]

Oh my…

[u/blue_jay_jay → u/flarakoo]

Elf is no elf. She’s just a goblin 😂

[u/JesuZDX → u/blue_jay_jay]

Ironic

[u/shellbullet17 → u/flarakoo]

She's gonna sneak in those booty grabs no matter the cost.

[u/JaySayMayday → u/flarakoo]

Feet hands!

[u/Jake_the_Snake88 → u/flarakoo]

Did you actually spend money on this?

[u/indieplants → u/Jake_the_Snake88]

oh no, having a little fun and supporting a creator who brings joy to many?

 not on my watch 

[u/Perryn → u/indieplants]

This subreddit really brings out the "Stop liking what I don't like!" types.

[u/indieplants → u/Perryn]

they're so weirdly vocal about it too. just block what you don't understand. no one is forcing anything upon you 🙁

[u/Perryn → u/indieplants]

Apparently blocking doesn't help because they're angry just knowing it exists and that people like it.

[u/Made_Bail]

Whoa... We've seen a lot of crazy Elf faces... But... Beautiful?

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[u/blue_jay_jay → u/Made_Bail]

The Elf is inherently beautiful in form, she’s just got a spiteful little gremlin soul, therefore she’s not a beautiful person.

[u/poopymcfarts → u/blue_jay_jay]

The Shallow Hal Effect

[u/Moppo_ → u/blue_jay_jay]

Are they REALLY beautiful, or is that just what their glamour wants us to think?

[u/Chemical-Elk-1299 → u/blue_jay_jay]

Roald Dahl knew about this. He called it “The Twitt Effect”

[u/eXcaliBurst93 → u/blue_jay_jay]

she wears her soul on the outside then...cause pretty sure 90% of the time when I read the comics I saw her being a gremlin

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Made_Bail]

We have had something somewhat similar in the past

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1m40ya2/everything_feels_special_with_you/

[u/Made_Bail → u/shellbullet17]

Those pink eyes. Enchanting!

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Made_Bail]

The rest of the comic, less so

[u/Made_Bail → u/shellbullet17]

She lost her shit so hard she went full cyclops.

Never go full cyclops.

[u/laasbuk → u/Made_Bail]

Elf is a Targaryen, confirmed.

[u/ThePython11010 → u/shellbullet17]

<🎵>Loathing, unadulterated loathing</🎵>

[u/WanderingGenesis → u/Made_Bail]

Why does Beautiful Mode Elf look like Maetel feom Galaxy Express 999?

[u/rillip → u/WanderingGenesis]

Better question, why don't more characters in general look like Maetel from Galaxy Express 999?

[u/Made_Bail → u/rillip]

Asking the important questions.

[u/french_snail → u/rillip]

I mean I’m pretty sure every woman ever drawn by that guy looks just like Maetel, the man can only draw one woman 

[u/DarkLordLiam → u/french_snail]

Especially funny when the protag is freaked out by how Maetel looks like his mother and it’s a major plot point…

…and then every woman basically looks like her.

[u/rillip → u/french_snail]

I mean, if you had figured out how to draw the perfect woman would you feel compelled to draw a different one?

[u/xSTSxZerglingOne → u/rillip]

Tbh many popular characters from other popular games/series look like Maetel from Galaxy Express 999. So they do, but also asking for more won't hurt fiction.

[u/droidtron → u/rillip]

Too labor intensive to draw.

[u/rillip → u/droidtron]

Fair. It must be a lot of work to draw the perfect woman.

[u/RShini → u/WanderingGenesis]

Probably because Maetel is one of the most gorgeous women in anime and she's a go-to reference.

Really, Maetel does look like she should be an elf queen.

[u/Many_Big_6324 → u/WanderingGenesis]

Reminds me of The Rose of Versailles 

[u/moon__lander → u/Made_Bail]

This better not awaken anything in me

[u/SwissChzMcGeez → u/Made_Bail]

"glamour" innit?

[u/StreicherG]

This is the way elves mark their territory probably, like dogs and urine.

[u/astralkoi → u/StreicherG]

Probably. But agaisnt who? The only one mad for hooman is elf.

[u/sardokars → u/astralkoi]

She may only have eyes for him, but other need to know that.

[u/Coal-and-Ivory → u/astralkoi]

We know his dog has immaculate rizz. By the law of pet/owner adjectival synergy, I would assume Hugh Man also has an uncanny magnetism to potential suitors as well.

[u/DaveTheArakin → u/astralkoi]

Herself. Literally. There is a comic where her own clone shot her in the back because they were also after human.

[u/Faustias → u/astralkoi]

Merrivius must add a 2nd elf for the tension. flirt with human.

but the twist is she's a dark elf in disguise, and the princess elf's racist intuition is ticking, but they couldn't tell why.

[u/WhyattThrash → u/StreicherG]

...or like elf and urine

[u/zer1223 → u/StreicherG]

Damn you were nine minutes faster than me

[u/Biggy_DX → u/StreicherG]

Don't give her ideas

[u/FalseAladeen]

Joke's on her, he's Fremen, and he takes her gift of water as a confession of love.

[u/CtrlAltYuri → u/FalseAladeen]

Live elf reaction: (someone put a hilarious relevant elf face)

[u/ZuzuZupreme → u/CtrlAltYuri]

[u/DontKnowHowToEnglish → u/ZuzuZupreme]

Too much spice

[u/GregTheWalrus → u/DontKnowHowToEnglish]

Too much or not enough?

[u/HandofHecate → u/ZuzuZupreme]

This is why i love these comics

[u/OkBaconBurger]

Some time I wonder how she would react if old boy got himself a human girlfriend.

[u/Jackalman71 → u/OkBaconBurger]

Didn't she try to object to his "wedding". Wearing a full bridal gown and all.

[u/OkBaconBurger → u/Jackalman71]

By Scott you are right.

[u/Amy47101 → u/OkBaconBurger]

I mean, didn’t some people pull a prank on her where three dwarves dressed as human and a woman, got a wedding together, and elf’s response was to crash the wedding with an axe and in a wedding dress?

[u/OkBaconBurger → u/Amy47101]

Oh man. I forgot.

[u/MagicantFactory → u/OkBaconBurger]

Full yandere.

[u/jjkkll4864 → u/OkBaconBurger]

I'm thinking of a specific scene from Obsession.

[u/LovelyLuna32684]

[u/StraightOuttaOlaphis → u/LovelyLuna32684]

That reminds me of that scene from Men in Black 😂

[u/astralkoi]

Okai, that was quick. Have a coffee with him or something before gal.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Awww, she spittled.

[u/zer1223]

Here we see the wild elf-ess engaging in territory marking behavior. This will serve to ward off other rival elf-esses from the human she has claimed as her own.

[u/Valuable-Trick-6711]

Human: “hugs are nice”

[u/Successful-Scale-607]

She wants to be inside him so badly

[u/zer1223 → u/Successful-Scale-607]

King Arthur himself couldn't pull her out of human 

[u/EtteRavan → u/Successful-Scale-607]

Woe if she ever learns of mpreg

[u/shellbullet17]

Huh so fun fact reddit sees the final panel in the bottom right as "inappropriate" in a comment on its own and removes it

Anyway I bet human has so many spit stains at this point on his shirts

[u/Made_Bail → u/shellbullet17]

How the hell is that panel inappropriate lmao

Reddit AI is weird. You hear that, AI? I'm calling you out, weirdo!

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Made_Bail]

I'm not sure. I was SUPER confused when my comment didn't show up after 20 minutes so I went to check and yup.

That's what it's not in the comments anywhere

[u/Perryn → u/shellbullet17]

And then you've got someone down in the basement insisting that the AI's judgement means it truly is NSFW and that the mods are allowing untagged NSFW content. Which is certainly an interpretation.

[u/supercyberlurker]

This is pretty much how the Eldar view Humans in Warhammer 40k.

.. but if you know your lore, the Eldar aren't entirely wrong for it.

[u/roshanritter]

2nd panel elf looks very anime 70s

[u/Nero_2001]

She was just making up an exuse to hug him

[u/SolomonDurand]

Elf so bored she's putting some zest into her anti-human hate to keep things fresh.

[u/Dajbman22]

Suddenly I want some cake.

[u/jonnywarlock]

I really think she's starting to like him...

[u/Chagdoo]

Ok but notice: she's hugging him

[u/GayStation64beta]

I mean this as a compliment: the elf horrifies me in new ways every time lol

[u/TwistedHammer]

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that this comic is just a front to disguise and enable /u/merrivius's crippling addiction to drawing silly faces.

[u/randmcc]

These two are the best ever, I always want more.

[u/Slh1973]

[u/THIK_COCK]

Ptooye 😂😂😂😂... Why is this so accurate

[u/Chaosshepherd]

I don't understand these comics.
But I like the Dwarf.

[u/Brief-Restaurant5029]

[u/draivaden]

The spit up is forced. She was worried her heard her whispering “I love I love I love you”

[u/konous]

In a world of trite comics about shit we know like "Racism bad," we have this comic about the most racist elf ever.

[u/Ultranerdgasm94 → u/konous]

What, your port in the storm? Trite to you perhaps, but clearly some people missed the memo.

[u/MikeArrow → u/konous]

Yeah but these ones aren't punching down on men, they're harmless fantasy stereotyping.

[u/jeffroxs101]

Posting the last panel as a screenshot triggers nsfw filters and gets your comment removed. But this comic is allowed to be posted and is not flagged as nsfw. Interesting.

Truly, the mods of r/comics are geniuses and the bot is definitely a okay. Just like this not safe for work comic is totally fine to not mark as not safe for work. While taking a screenshot of the fourth panel and posting it in the comments is a banable offense. Genius tier.

[u/SinisterChap]

She could have stab him instead 😅

[u/BodhingJay]

Always love a good merrivius

[u/IBNobody]

Maybe she just got done watching LotR and wanted her Arwyn-Aragorn moment?

[u/The_Three_Meow-igos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/Optimal-Pay-2555]

Nice Kenny vs Spenny did this 20 years ago!

[u/mathetesalexandrou]

KNIFE-EARS!

Vulkan Flamer intensifies

[u/merliahthesiren]

I love how the human always looks so unbothered yet confused.

[u/StoriesToonHQ]

she went full Shakespearean sympathy and then PTOOYE, the commitment to the bit is unhinged 💀

[u/cheneyza]

DAMN BOI, HE THICC

[u/xavier_snakedance]

You know you could save time and effort by just making your comics four panels of ugly face elf.

[u/somethingfilthy]

Then she slurps it back up.

[u/Perryn → u/somethingfilthy]

Elf is just fly spelled backwards by an orc.

[u/TabletSlab]

OP should do research on elves, mythologically. I see so many works of art never develop beyond some simplistic idea. It would be cool is all I'm saying.

[u/LumpyJones → u/TabletSlab]

They do for all the other elves in the series. This one is just a feral hateful little shitgremlin with deep denial about her attraction to the human. The other elves barely tolerate her existence.

[u/Mikeismyike]

I never understood the appeal of these comics.

[u/Jack_Nohbdy]

What comic is this?

[u/Perryn → u/[deleted]]

Yes. Is there anything else we can help you with today?

[u/SaladPuzzleheaded625]

I don't get these comics. What is the core dynamic between these two??

[u/SociopathicAutobot → u/SaladPuzzleheaded625]

She is in love with the human and upset by her own feelings is the gist

[u/strat-fan89]

...

Wut?