Champy's Ranch

[u/Legitimate_Poetry_26]

Which one of you sex perverts is responsible for the inexcusably delectable ranch dipping sauce at Champy's? Been attempting to recreate at home but I am pretty sure I am getting the PCP-to-Dill ratio all wrong. I can't even enjoy myself at Cinema One without thinking of the Champ. Please devulge as I am at a total loss as a direct result of the sauce.