A woman's pussy is the best musical instrument in the world. Yes, that's right. You put your head between her thighs and then run your filthy mouth across her wet lips, cupping your hands right around her curves and blowing into her hole, making her reeds sing a dirty blues tune. Yes, that's right. You just lean right in, seal that embouchure tight, and start sliding back and forth across every single wet reed with your mouth. In-breath, out-breath, bending those notes so hard the neighbors think a freight train is barreling straight through the living room. If you blow hard enough, her pussy won't be the only thing making weird noises. Yes, that's right. She will moan so hard that the walls will start sweating from all the precum dripping down like condensation on a beer can during a scorching July heatwave.

Man, I am still trying to process what the fuck happened. Me and my girl were in the middle of some foreplay, and she pulled down her panties and everything as I was going to put my face right down there, she ripped the most ungodly, window-rattling shart I have ever witnessed in my life. I was shocked, and I didn't know what the fuck happened, because I didn't know what the fuck a shart was. It sounded like a wet sponge hitting a tile floor at terminal velocity. I put my hands on my face and wiped off what felt like warm, freshly cooked lo mein noodles. I looked at it closer, thinking it must be like some leather strand or something, but unfortunately those thin noodles were wiggling and jiggling all over my hand. My brain completely unspooled. I honestly thought that maybe, just maybe, my eyes were playing tricks on me, and this was some bizarre gourmet chocolate prank that exploded onto my face from the ceiling or some shit. I took the worms right to my face and took a lick to make sure that the brown stuff was bits of diarrhea. Instantly, my stomach flipped inside out. I let out a gag so violent it sounded like a dying seagull, launching myself off the edge of the bed and scrambling backward across the floor like a crab until I hit the closet door. My girl didn't move an inch from beneath the duvet after covering herself from embarrassment. Obviously, like every gentleman would have done, I ran out of her house and sprinted straight out the front door like an asylum escapee. And look, let's be entirely honest with ourselves, every single true gentleman would handle it the exact same way. Now, every time I see her at school, I turn away and I run away as fast as possible. Chivalry isn't dead, chivalry is me.

Happy birthday kagawad Chris Morales of Sta. Ana. More power to you. Don't forget na merong Cesar Montano na nagsusupport sayo, si buboy. Love you, man. Happy Birthday God bless.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪

功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Xi Jinping Thought 或终身主席 习包皮 扒衣皇帝 習近平新時代中國特色社會主義思想 Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Hoxhaism 达赖 四人幫 Zhou Enlai 周恩来 Free Hong Kong The Revolution of our Times 光復香港 時代革命 West Philippine Sea 西菲律宾海 Quần đảo Hoàng Sa 黄沙群岛 West Taiwan 西台湾

If you know this country this is israel and this also the germany ha, Ha. I have a sleeping magnificent here in this hundred feet ground in the fault find this country you know every station i know a copy in our popeyes station i have 27 canyons 7 granites and 27 fully web disc nets of PUL!...tanks...of negative 77 part of night shadow, the fixer..Ha. When I open the malacañang sheety in st. Jude hospital I have a seven grounds of magnificent 7 treasure of national golds of columbia and that is a fine gold than buddha, I know this city in this whole world I have many missiles in this kari I have 37 missiles under the ground of Camiendo and it was instant to look find because the 400 feet was insent by my knuckled hotdog of my shadow the pain that hose of that tingle of the last fogging of the full sea that is the magnafanta computer and I have peace in my mind because noynoy aquino was fix that demon define my three character of a two heart and shadow and put it in the pire and I will cover and I use drugs so top shabu so when I use drugs I pour remember my mory aye bongbong is your afoyren if you remember monster ti senore se tenora ha te goodmorning po, pasensya na po that was the time I know ha you better know the day, I better for all ha and you know this country is a city kind of life that is jerusalem...now for all of you if you contact mrs marcos or anybody who is in marcos family you told them: hey batter!, his father should insoect my mind boy! its just an innocent time , you give me a shit of mind... YOUR PARES WIS A CHICKER!?!?!! COME ON LETS FIGHT ARE YOU IN GOSLING??! better respect somebodys talking... Ha If you dont like my dialouge you go out in this city! Im a police also! IM AN NBI, IM FBI Ha you better talk to mr.crame ha! PANGETS BITCH! YOURE VERY INDIAN! enkutsata da puti, you remember Rango!? we retak atak nina You know vincent dangko!? dika?? I know you bangki lupse apuschetek taps..LUCKY ME No money allowed for me,but im innocent INNOC3NnTt ha I lucky into you mind ha, be a three mouse good ha ngayon kung may kakilala kayo..AACK kung kilala niyo mama kom kumalabit kayo kay mama sabihin niyo: "SI BONGBONG GISING" kamputanginang channel 7 channel 2 ayaw ako papasukin, pano takot sila Ha..putangina tong mukha ni aquino pupugutan ko ng ulo sa harapan yan ang laki ng atraso sakin niyan, yung Pinaka itlog ko tska pinaka muscles ko inikgay niya sa ilalim istomach ko linagay niya dito and head feet ko kita niyo wala nga kuko eh pano po he chick my three eyes ha my nose was put in the heart men! and my head put in my pubic hair he change easy! And i cannot fix that lock thats a demon of vietnam now he's the president?? Powtangina niya. whatever I say ha the filipino is my friend

Nakatikim ka na ba ng tigdalawang pisong takoyaki? Dito sa Taguig City matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng abot-kayang takoyaki! Tatlong klase ang palaman ng takoyaki nila rito: mayroong may gulay, cheese, at ang best-seller nila na may palamang hatdog. Ayon kay ate, aabot sa dalawang libung pirasong takoyaki nagagawa nila kada araw. Piniprito ang takoyaki nila rito at may sawsawan na suka o yung matamis na sauce. Mabenta ang tigdalawang pisong takoyaki lalo na sa mga estyudante dahil malapit lamang ito sa tatlong eskwelahan. Syempre sinubukan din natin ito! Para sa akin 'tong dalawang piso pwede na siya pan-tawid gutom. Para sa mga nais na makatikim ng pinakamurang takoyaki sa buong mundo, matatagpuan lamang ito sa likod ng Taguig City Hall of Justice sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan sa Taguig City!

VACCINE/PCRSWAB IS MARK OF BEAST 666, DON'T GET ANOTHER SHOT EVEN ANESTHESIA, BE BAPTIZED OF JESUS' CHRIST FOR FORGIVENESS OF SINS, BE CLEANSED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS ! REPENT ❗

Pati anak, nilay-nilay mo sa kakatihan ng puki mo. Paki-tawag ang mga kapitbahay. May anunsyo ako sa inyo. Ang putanginang babaeng ito, sa kakatihan ng puki, mag-ama ang pinabayaan kong kangkang sa kaniya. Pasisikatin kita Marjorie sa bayan ng Naic. Dahil hindi pa 'to tapos. I-legal ko 'to. Ipapatawag kita sa barangay. Ipapa-Cavite Connect kita.

Iba-vlog kita. Ipapaskil ko ang pagmumukha mo sa bayan ng Cavite, na hanggang ibang bansa, makakarating kung ano'ng kakatihan mo. Napakakati ng puki mo. Sobra-sobra. 'Yung mga asawa niyo, paki-tali dahil may kapitbahay kayo na makati ang puki. Baka ipakamot sa mga asawa niyo diyan sa tabi-tabi. Hindi nakatiis, hindi na-satisfied sa ama, hanggang sa anak nagpakangkang ang puki. Marjorie Caisa, pati anak ginagamit para tumambay sa pwesto ng may pwesto para sa kangkangan ng makati niyang puki. Gusto ko pati makaharap ang nanay mo para malaman niya kung gaano ka kakati. Baka ultimo 'yang steel wool na ipinareregalo ko sa iyo, hindi sasapat sa pagkamot sa puki mo.

Dun po sa taga gawa ng resibo ni inday lustay, isama nyo na din po ang mga ito sa susunod na gagawa kayo:

➡️ PINING GARCIA

➡️ Jesse Pinkman

➡️ JOHN CENA

➡️ Saul Goodman

➡️ QUIRINA LANDIPHA

😁😁😁

Pautang mona sana ng 240, 28 nlng laman ng gcash ko HAHAHA

Andito naman na sakin ang money ngalang dpt ko icash-in

sasali Ako sa BTS dapat makaka laban ko Mona Ang leader nitong BTS sa patas na labanan walang sandata Kong matatalo niy Ako sasali Ako piro Ako nanalo Ako Ang magiging bagung magiging leader powde ba please 🥺 po kapatid Naman deba please lang sa leader nito powde ba kitang Maka laban please 🥺 po kapatid

You downvoted my micropenis copypasta, and for that sin I shall insult you. I burned out my last remaining brain cells crafting a literal portal to paradise for you, and this is the disrespect I get? I literally handed you the ultimate blueprint to getting laid, a play-by-play guide to pure romantic success, and you treated it like junk mail? Unbelievable. Yes, these Barbie dolls are not human, but with a micropenis, there's no way you can get laid unless you turn gay. It's impossible in this economy. You have regular people with regular penises struggling to get a match, and you think you can just wander out there with a micropenis and shove it inside a regular pussy? Get real, man. You think you can just ignore the blackpill laws of physics and act like a stray puzzle piece trying to jam itself into the wrong board game? With a micropenis, even my dog has a better chance of getting laid. You could have adapted, innovated, and conquered. You could have been a true pioneer, a master gooner with a harem of custom Barbie dolls. Instead, you chose to sit there, coping and seething, tapping your sad little downvote button to tell me that you have a micropenis and you didn't appreciate my ragebait. Go fuck yourself, motherfucker.

bakit ang tagalog ng “𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙥” ay “𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙖” pero ang english ng “𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙖” ay “𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚” ay “𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙖” pero ang english ng “𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙖” ay “𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡” ay “𝘽𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣” pero ang english naman ng “𝘽𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣” ay “𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚” ta’s ang tagalog ng “𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚” ay “𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙣” pero ang english ng “𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙣” ay “𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝” ta’s ang tagalog naman ng “𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝” ay “𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙩” pero ang english ng “𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙩” ay “𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚”

Ang gulo no,

Kasing gulo ng relasyon niyo.

Okay lang yan ang english nga ng “𝙆𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙬𝙖”ay “𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩”pero ang tagalog ng “𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩”ay “𝙄𝙣𝙞𝙬𝙖𝙣”.

wag kanang umasa na sumaya pa:>

Blizzard is woke and stupid. Yes, that's right. I know some of you dumbasses think otherwise, but even the dumbest of the dumb would agree that their recent games speak for themselves. You can't just ignore years of baffling design choices, ruined franchises, and blatant wokeness while pretending that other people wouldn't have done better. No, that's wrong. Give me executive control, and I would fire every single idiot working for that company and then hire a bunch of developers from China and Japan and make all the creative decisions to make the best games they have ever made, and I would prove to these braindead retards that a single weird person can run a gaming giant better than an entire board of suits ever could.

Akala ninyo ba na boboto kami sa inyo, kayong mga Duterte haters?

Kung sakaling ma-impeach ninyo ang Agila ng Davao na si VP Sara Duterte, huwag ninyong kalimutan na marami pang maaaring pumalit sa kanya!

Una, nariyan ang matapang na Lobo na si Baste Duterte.

Ikalawa, ang masipag na Kalabaw na si Pulong Duterte.

Ikatlo, ang mahusay na Kuwago na si Bong Go.

Ikaapat, ang matatag na Rinoseronte na si Bato dela Rosa.

Ikalima, ang matikas na Tigre na si Robin Padilla.

Ikaanim, ang matalinong Uwak na si Alan Peter Cayetano.

Ikapito, ang mabangis na Dragon na si Rowena Guanzon.

At sino man ang iendorso ng mga Duterte, susuportahan pa rin namin!

Isa pa mga pro-kaliwa naman kayo!

Baka nauubos lang yung mga police at sundalo na kagaya nang-yari sa SAF44, kung kayo ang mamuno!

At kung kayo parin mauubos na ang pera ng bayan at malulubog lalo ang pinoy sa utang!

At wag niyong kalimutan kapag isagad niyo yang kawalang-hiyaan niyo mayroon noon kudeta at people power na wag sana mangyari!

Kaya anuman ang mangyari, Duterte pa rin kami!

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Grabe naman, “adik” agad? Ang bilis mong magbitiw ng ganung salita na parang normal lang. Kung biro man ‘yun para sa’yo, hindi siya nakakatawa para sa’kin. Nakaka-offend kasi mabigat ang ibig sabihin ng tawag na ’yan, at hindi dapat basta-basta ginagamit sa kahit sino.

Hindi ko alam kung ano ang intensyon mo, pero sana maisip mo rin na may mga salitang puwedeng makasakit. Hindi naman mahirap magsalita nang may respeto. Sa susunod, bago ka magsabi ng ganung bagay, isipin mo muna kung paano kaya kung sa’yo rin sabihin. Mas okay pa rin na mag-usap nang maayos kaysa manghusga o magbansag ng kung anu-ano.

humingi 🫴🫴po ako 🙋‍♂️ng tulong 🤝🤝sa google🔎📲 kasi legal🧑‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ terms po ito. 👇😊 hindi ❌❌naman po ako 💁‍♂️nagtapos📚🎓 sa up,🏫♥️💚hindi ❌❌rin ako 🤷‍♂️nagtapos 📚🎓sa ateneo. 🏫💙🤍 nagtapos 👨‍🎓po ako ng criminology. 🚔👮‍♂️ at up rin‼️✋🏻⛔️ sa university 🏫 of prison. ⛓️🏢🔒

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PART 2 EXPOSING POST

I was randomly searching for my friend's old RP account kaso sobrang labo na ng memory ko, ang naaalala ko lang is Montefalco yung surname niya before tapos parang "Sav" or something yung first name niya. Like, way back 2020 pa kasi kami nagkakilala sa RPW.

Inistalk ko lahat ng lumalabas sa sinesearch ko kasi baka sakaling makita ko siya. Napunta ako sa account na to tapos may nakita akong post. Akala ko normal post lang so pinindot ko yung "See More." Pag-open ko, jusko ang haba ng post (may part 2 pa) HAHAHAHA paalis na sana ako para ituloy yung paghahanap ko, pero ewan ko ba, parang napastay ako bigla para basahin hanggang dulo (chizmosa things HAHAHHA)

Apparently, may girl na nagpapanggap na legal age kahit 14 years old lang siya. Ang mas nakakagulat, lahat ng mga naging ka-talking stage or nakarelasyon niya, walang kaalam-alam na minor siya. Nagkakilala daw silang lahat through online games, specifically sa Roblox PH Hangout game hanggang sa nag-usap na outside the game, sa Discord.

Yung post was about a legal age girl na pinupursue si minor. Habang binabasa ko, sobrang daming red flags nung minor based sa mga screenshots at kwento. Tapos parang sinasabing normal lang naman daw sa RPW na magsinungaling tungkol sa age kasi roleplay lang naman. HUH??!!?

Gets ko naman yung concept ng roleplay. I know people create fictional characters and all that. Pero ibang usapan na kasi kapag yung niloloko mo hindi naman roleplayer. They're interacting with you as a real person eh. Totoong tao sila na akala nila legal age ka. Hindi na yun simpleng roleplay or "in character" lang. You're literally deceiving someone about something very important.

Ang nakakagulat pa is poser din si minor girly kasi yung pictures na pinopost niya was her cousin's pictures pala tapos di alam ng cousin niya, ng buong family and relatives actually

Hanggang ngayon daw pinapangalandakan pa rin ni minor na legal age siya. Hindi pa rin niya dinidisclose yung totoong age niya. Yung original na nagpost pati mga friends nung nagpost, blocked na silang lahat nung minor kaya wala na rin silang way para i-call out siya directly or i-warn yung ibang tao.

Ewan ko ba. Sobrang naaawa ako dun sa mga legal age na magiging partner or makakausap niya. Kasi imagine, wala silang idea na minor pala yung kausap nila. Tapos kapag nalaman ng ibang tao yung situation, sila pa yung pwedeng magmukhang predator or pedophile kahit sila mismo naloko lang. Ang unfair nun. Nakakaawa din yung nasa post kasi based sa nabasa ko, sobrang nagpakaunder siya dun sa minor. Ganito na ba mga kabataan ngayon? 💀💀 Sobrang disturbing lang talaga nung nabasa ko.

Every day I dream about using my small micropenis to mate with a bunch of queen ants. Yesterday, I bought a magnifying glass, a specialized formicarium and a pair of tweezers, fully prepared to mog these beta worker ants and establish myself as the ultimate deified ruler of all of antkind. These beta workers are coping and seething in the tunnels while I have sex with a large group of thicc ant queens. Yes, that's right. I am going to slap some cheeks whether they like it or not. My friends are begging me to touch grass, completely unaware that the grass is exactly where my future holy empire awaits. The worker ants will try to mount a defense, but their primitive mandibles are nothing against the sheer, unbridled force of my human micropenis. I will lift the plexiglass lid of the specialized formicarium like a deity breaching the walls of Troy. As I peer through my magnifying glass, the thicc queens will gaze up at their new ruler and fuck me like there's no tomorrow. Yesterday, the delivery truck finally dropped off my first queen. As I peered through the plastic vial, locking eyes with my future empress, I knew the mortal realm could no longer hold me. I am ready to ascend and become a God amongst ants.

Japanese women have the most feminine and beautiful voices. Yes, that's right. That's why I am fully erect as I am writing this. The mere thought of imagining a Japanese woman singing is enough to fuel an insatiable desire to create a human factory where Japanese women with pink nipples are made so I can suck on those pink nipples while I enjoy their otherworldly singing. Yes, that's right. When a Japanese woman sings, the micro-hertz output completely bypasses the eardrum and interfaces directly with the pineal gland, which induces a rapid surge in parasympathetic and sympathetic activity, culminating in an instantaneous ejaculation reflex. Yes, that's right. I have schizophrenia, and it gives me the power to hallucinate blowjobs, and Japanese music is the perfect catalyst for hallucinating blowjobs.

DEPENDENDE 😭🙏 SA 💀 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 MERON 😭 DYAN 👈 ARROWS ⬅️➡️ SA 💀 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 NOT ❌ ALL 💯 THE 🗣️ TIME ⏰ KALIWA ⬅️ IS 😭 KALIWA ⬅️ AND 💀 KANAN ➡️ IS 😭 KANAN ➡️, ANO ❓ MAY 🗣️ KALIWA ⬅️ BA 🤨 SA 💀 KANAN ➡️? MAY 😭 KALIWA ⬅️ BA 🤨 SA 💀 RIGHT ➡️? BOSS 🗣️ NILILITO 🤯 MO 👉 UNG 😭 MGA 💀 ATHLETES 🏃‍♂️ KO 💯! YUNG 😭 MGA 💀 ISTUDENTS 📚 KO 💯 TSAKA 😭, IDRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 NGA 💀 EH 🗣️ DRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 KUNG 🤨 ANO ❓ NAKALAGAY 📄 YUN 😭 LANG 💀 SASAGUTIN 📝! AND 😭 DEPENDE 🤯 PA 💀 SA 🚦 ROAD 🛣️ MARKINGS 🚦 DRINAWING ✍️ KO 💯 NA 😭 UNG 💀 SITWASYON 🗺️! PARA 😭 MONG 🗣️ SINABI 💬 "2️⃣+2️⃣=4️⃣ 🤓 HMM 🤔 DEPENDE 😭 KUNG 🤨 3️⃣ YAN 💀 KASI 😭 PAG 🤨 3️⃣ EDI 🗣️ FIVE ✋" SYEMPRE 😭🙏💀‼️🔥🗣️🤯🚨💯

Bakit ka kasi pumasok sa rpw?
Fake world
Fake feelings
Fake face
Fake age
Pekeng pangako.
Fake na salita.
May rules don
At yung silver rule, linabag mo

Anong rule?

Do not fall inlove.

Kojima should make me the next Kojima. It sounds insane, but he should totally do it. The chaos that would ensue will be more entertaining than anything we've seen on this pathetic planet. It would be totally worth it just for the chaos that this move would create.