He spawns on an island village with only him and child villagers. The child villagers try to run from him but he's too fast. Occasionally he flies other villagers to his island but it's hard to know who because he won't release his flight logs.

Anybody still here?

1 wooden sword + 8 obsidian = 1 Macuahuitl.

Initially as weak as a wooden sword, but the effects of enchantments are doubled.

Bonus points if they have no breeding cooldown

They get louder the more rotten flesh you eat and persist even upon respawning. It is also impossible to disable the sound as it will play even if the game is muted. It can even unmute windows/or other os to play the sound. The pc will also start up if closed just to keep playing the sounds.

I think it would be silly and they definitely wouldn't go offline for a year

So Minecraft has Java and Bedrock editions. There's a Bedrock block, but no Java block. The java block would be exclusive to java edition, and would only be obtainable through commands. It would look like a pixelated version of the java logo on a white background on all sides, except the top and bottom which would be fully white. It would function like a command block, but instead of writing commands, you write code in java and have the ability to reprogram and/or add extra features to the game (make "mods" ingame). For safety reasons it would be exclusive to singleplayer, and would be disabled in any kind of multiplayer.

Tame creepers with a netherite ingot. The next hostile mob that goes into sight of the creeper will be its target. It will explode on them and now you have no creeper anymore. Punishment for actually thinking taming a creeper was a good idea.

this is because my little sister always uses a pickaxe to mine the tree

People can now be banned from multiplayer just because they did something wrong in a private server where nobody even cared. And make server moderations useless by making mojang ban people from multiplayer and create a massive amount of fake bans.

This mode is like regular Hardcore mode, except to access it you must link up your brain to the computer via a headset, you can't log out and you have to beat the Ender Dragon in order to log out, if you die in the game, the power cuts off or somebody tries to forcibly remove the headset. You die in real life.

in other words: Sword Art Online, but it's Minecraft

That's a serious question. Is there some difference between this sub and r/shittymcsuggestions? Perhaps on the subreddit's purpose or the content allowed here? I would like to know that.

level 2: once any item with this enchantment is put into your inventory, you are unable to take the item out of that slot. can still be removed if you are in creative with cheats on

level 3: like level 2, except it remains even after you die and respawn + can't be removed no matter your gamemode

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secret level 4: like level 3, except the inventory slot with the item remains on your screen/monitor in the same location even when the inventory is closed. Item will remain on the screen even after closing the game , restarting the computer will not help either. If you look at it too long, you start to hallucinate and the item will also start appear in your real life vision

If you try to make a banner that doesn't follow it, it just doesn't let you.

Mojang doesn't want you to kill the Warden. So everytime its health is depleted, it uses a totem of undying, and heals back to full health. Every. Single. Time. So, you'll never be able to kill it. Problem solved.

Cannot be broken EVEN IN CREATIVE!!!!1!11

Add it because, I dunno, whatever

We have individual brick why no individual stone brick

Pretty short and sweet. Make the allay but it also randomly hurts people just to shake things up a bit. The allay could randomly attack any mob just one time with a chance that it would start a big fight.

It’s the most fun you could Possible have

Hardcore mode is just too easy. so here's my way to make it harder

Difficulty mode: Airplane. Mojang will automatically pay for hundreds of real airplanes to crash into the ground around you. If you die in game, an airplane crashes into you in real life.

Difficulty mode: Space. Mojang will build a space shuttle next to your real life house, you must play the game inside the space shuttle, and when you launch the game, the shuttle flies you into low orbit. You cannot return to earth until you beat the game, and for every death the shuttle automatically flies further from earth. and if you quit the game, the shuttle will land you in a random part of the earth.

Difficulty mode: High. Mojang will ship drugs to your home if you die in game.

Difficulty mode: Black hole. If you die in game, a black hole is instantly formed in your PC and you along with your PC are sucked into the singularity.

Difficulty mode: Education. If you die in game, you are automatically signed up to take a 3-year course on a language you don't know yet.

Difficulty mode: Creep. When you launch the game, my grandma will automatically teleport next to you and be angry at you, calling you a "creep", and 10 creepers spawn every second.

Difficulty mode: America. You spawn in a city and must mine diamonds to pay for your college tuition and health care, but every time you get a diamond the price rises 500%.

Difficulty mode: Nazeem. If you die in game, you must launch Skyrim and then find and kill Nazeem, only them will you be able to respawn. Also 10 nazeems spawn every second in minecraft.

Difficulty mode: Capitalism. Capitalism is added to minecraft you start out automatically work for a company, Whenever you get any resource, a capitalist spawns and takes 80% of it as a surplus. You must try to form a union and if caught, you're fired. If you get fired, you cannot mine or pick up any items or blocks. and if you die in game, Jeff Bezos spawns in real life and punches you in the face takes your computer and automatically hires you at an amazon factory.