r/cursedcomments • u/Hash_Tag_Gamer • 19h ago

Cursed competition

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3.1k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/ColumnK 19h ago

Thanks for the red underline, would not have understood it without that

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u/Arretetonchar 18h ago

It would easier to apprehend with a laughing face reading the lines in the corner.

And maybe subtitles of the lines being read real time?

Now let's dive into how to operate a light switch

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u/talann 16h ago

I don't see anything. If only there were some red circles to point out what I need to look at.

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u/akr_13 16h ago

r/uselessredcircle

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 15h ago

But it's a line

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u/umbraundecim 14h ago

You got skills man, recognizing that difference, your gona go far

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 14h ago

Can I got to moon instead

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u/xZandrem 18h ago

Where's Goku?

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u/QuestionablePotato42 18h ago

interestingly enough I thought the image was funnier when I read only the red underlined parts

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u/Same-Engineering-899 10h ago

i tried and somehow that got me

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u/thebigbadben 17h ago

How can you understand this? There’s no subway runners footage under it!

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u/Ksorkrax 14h ago

Understood what? I am not sure what the post wants to tell me. Is this about the avatars?

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u/Galaxy_Void 18h ago

Every time this image gets reposted i can't help but think how incredibly stupid it is to boast about a characteristic you were born with.

"I can do X while Y can't", yeah, no shit, that's part of your biology, it's not an achievement.

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u/baconbag90 18h ago

I can pee my name in the snow

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 15h ago

That's impressive

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u/Alt_aholic 14h ago

You either have a short name or a big bladder

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u/ParoleDeGeek 18h ago

This biology can be changed =U=

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u/DeVliegendeBrabander 18h ago

You tell me how I turn my shit into a machinegun then

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u/ParoleDeGeek 18h ago

For a machinegun i do not know (unless you do rituals to honor the omnissiah) but for multiple orgasm i have feminising HRT

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u/yamanamawa 17h ago

Tbf men can have multiple orgasms like that too, it just requires prostate stimulation

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u/ParoleDeGeek 17h ago

The secret was gay sex all along

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u/smileyfacedbob 16h ago

Hahaha you fucking got me, I laughed

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qtgw3F0L5Di98NcX5s

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u/yamanamawa 12h ago

Nothing gay about butt stuff unless your partner is the same gender. Honestly I think a lot of men miss out on something they might like just because of stigma. Gotta at least give it a go. Personally I don't enjoy it that much, but maybe I just did it wrong

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u/ParoleDeGeek 10h ago

True i forgot that the gf could use a strap on. Ironic for me who is a lesbian to forgot about the essential tools

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u/yamanamawa 8h ago

Or plugs, or fingers, or just pleasuring yourself with what you got. After all, what's the point of life if you can't pleasure yourself in a wide variety of ways?

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u/ParoleDeGeek 8h ago

I agree. There is far more pleasure to have in variety

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u/Opsyr_ 18h ago

Tbf 9 seconds is actually impressive

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 15h ago

Yeah mine is 2 sec

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u/Powerism 18h ago

2-3 times? Yall ain’t napping after the first one?

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u/smileyfacedbob 16h ago

I got one good one left in me daily, might have a morning and an evening in me on the weekends but I’m fucking tired dude

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u/faultlessdark 14h ago

I'm nearly 40 - the wife's lucky if she's getting 2-3 a week out of me.

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u/chief_yETI 15h ago

depends how many energy drinks I had

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u/Mobby379 18h ago

Y‘know i find it hilarious that some women brag about basic biology as if they had any involvement in how their reproductive system works.

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u/booleandata 18h ago

Also the implication that cumming is everything in sex is just an elementary way to look at it. Sex can easily be an hour+ and is a lot better if you vary what you do a lot.

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u/ZincHead 17h ago

Well what else are they gonna brag about?

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u/Mobby379 14h ago

their independence or something 🤷‍♂️

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u/vocalviolence 18h ago

While you were flicking the bean, my guy was studying the coat hanger.

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u/skeeterfunny 18h ago

While your guy was studying the coat hanger, I was mastering pull out method.

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u/caalger 17h ago

3 times? To hell with that. That is wayyy too much effort and I will have been asleep for hours instead.

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u/TokenTorkoal 18h ago

Ma’am, 2-3 times?! I’m not 12 anymore. See the way my refractory system works is you get one and then I need to wait. That waiting period can be 5 minutes to 5 hours and I don’t get to decide. Sometimes a nap or maybe some food is required.

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u/Shadow9378 18h ago

my favorite extremely compressed image with red circles, underlines or arrows, the internet's equivalent to a laugh track

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u/Gravitype_ 16h ago

tbf, who the hell has the time to be cumming 8 times in one sitting

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u/Themightysavage 15h ago

A meme so old it voted for Reagan.

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 15h ago

I support Reagan /S

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u/LordofJason 13h ago

I'm so crazy I'm going to vote for Nixon! Just got to get the seance ready, I don't know how to do one but here goes....

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u/uselesscarrot69 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rf3rxyupndTccjzT6D
How old is this image? It’s grainier than a photo taken in a radioactive area.

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u/Temporary-Employ3144 8h ago

3 times? I better be on Molly or some shit