r/dankmemes ☣️ Jan 03 '26

Historical🏟Meme Oh nooo....

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u/GladDrawing | Jan 03 '26

Nicolás Maduro.. will return.. in Avengers Doomsday

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u/ItsMichaelRay Jan 04 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/diobreads Jan 03 '26

This might get interesting

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u/O-Mega47 Jan 03 '26

Welcome to the Jungle

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u/Impressive-Morning76 Jan 03 '26

Child rapist/potentially murderer vs Communist I’m definitely not a dictator! let’s fucking go!

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u/Maxsmack Jan 04 '26

Sadly the only people likely to face permanent, grievous bodily harm, are underpaid 20-30 year olds, with bad health benefits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Yeah but don't Russia and Iran have some kind of thing with Venezuela? I enjoy clean water and stocked store shelves but idk maybe just me.

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker 🍵 Jan 03 '26

Some might call it a violation of sovereignty and an illegal attack but absolutely do not let facts get in the middle of your wishes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

It is, and every country has the right to now sanction the US just as they had with Russia. I'm not wishing anything, just observing like everyone else.

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit Jan 03 '26

As if Trump wouldn’t love that. It’s like tariffs, but better. More reason to buy and make American.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Can't wait to try that Florida grown coffee.

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u/bburmast Jan 04 '26

The best part of waking up is meth in your cup.

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u/Reaper_Leviathan11 Jan 03 '26

only Maduro the dicktator got nabbed and nothing else so far....how is that bad?

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker 🍵 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

If the roles were reversed and America’s dictator (let’s call him what he is) got nabbed, the right wouldn’t be asking this same question.

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u/Reaper_Leviathan11 Jan 03 '26

afaik Trump got elected so we got what the majority wanted, I havent seen any uprising so far here so I still dont think hes illegitimate howsoever dumb he might be

also....dawg ur indian....

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u/GoblinBags Jan 03 '26

🙄 Then treat it like any other dictator. If the same thing happened for Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong Un or Saudi royalty or Putin or the Ayatollah, you think it still would lead to no fallout?

Yes, dictators bad. Getting rid of dictators good. World policing a removal while prioritizing - above all else - the natural resources of the country and not the people or rebuilding their government? That's also bad.

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u/GodsWorth01 tea drinker 🍵 Jan 03 '26

True, although I don’t know what me being Indian has to do with my comments.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 Jan 03 '26

Risotto VS doppio comes to mind

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u/stifflizerd Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

But both* of their powers are mass civilians and acceptable casualties

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Jan 03 '26

If we compare Trump and Maduro, Trump is by far the villain.

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u/diobreads Jan 03 '26

I wouldn't deny that trump could be worse as a person, but maduro's system is far worse.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Jan 03 '26

https://www.cgdev.org/blog/update-lives-lost-usaid-cuts

lives lost based on the decline in outlays (current spending) may be in the range of 500,000 to 1,000,000 and potential lives lost based on the decline in obligations (commitments to future spending) are between 670,000 and 1,600,000.

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u/Sparksaiko Jan 03 '26

"Oil?! Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cookin'?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/dannz7336 Jan 03 '26

That was quick!

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u/Fern-ando Jan 03 '26

I was expecting something like Noriega, at least a couple days of Maduro not wanting to leave its fortress.

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u/Mothmanrmj Jan 03 '26

I love that this is how I found out about this news

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ Jan 03 '26

Happy to be of service sir 🫡

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u/17THE_Specialist76 Jan 03 '26

already a banger meme 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Fern-ando Jan 03 '26

I would have changed to "But I also kidnapp his wife".

Maduros wife was also kidnapped.

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u/Half_Eaten_Sausage Jan 03 '26

Captured*. They were both captured

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u/-DI0- Jan 03 '26

He kinda got a little angry

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u/Wyvernken Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Are you saying that Trump is gonna start a romance with Maduro, similar to what happened between Trevor Philips and Patricia Madrazo? 🤣

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ Jan 03 '26

Perhaps...

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u/peanutmanak47 Jan 03 '26

Alright.... This gave me a good laugh.

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u/CorkusHawks Jan 03 '26

"I kidnapped the president's wife... And the president."

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jan 03 '26

Me when I kidnap a horrible person

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u/biscute2077 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

When a child rapist makes up bullshit to capture the world's largest oil reserves.

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u/GenericEwe Jan 03 '26

makes up bullshit

I guess my venezuelans friends walked half a continent away from Venezuela just for fun

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u/Tough_Measuremen Jan 03 '26

i think the made up bullshit is more about saying it's about freedom and democracy rather than because they want the oil and to sell the country to the private oil companies.

granted I'm pretty sure trump just admitted he's doing this just because he wants to seize control of the oil and not because he cares about the people of Venezuela.

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u/Ahad_Haam Jan 03 '26

The average Venezuelan will probably agree to give up their entire oil reserves for a functional democratic government.

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u/Tough_Measuremen Jan 03 '26

Probably, but guess what in reality that doesn’t work.

You get to be the slaves to corporate interests that’ll take notes from Pepsi and throw you into instability the moment you breathe the words fair pay.

Or you won’t have democratic government and will be a vassal state to a larger nation who will suck ya dry and give nothing in return.

An open an improved government is the very bottom of the list of possibilities. Especially with the current American administration.

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u/Ahad_Haam Jan 03 '26

All of that sounds like a very improved government for me.

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u/Tough_Measuremen Jan 03 '26

It really doesn’t. Not in any tangible sense.

Not sure how you’d think that but I get you are just trying to start a fight.

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u/Ahad_Haam Jan 03 '26

Venezuelans: "Hey we don't want to starve"

Redditors: "But but that will make you slaves to Pepsi!!!"

Being a "slave" to corporations is infinitely better than living in a failed state.

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u/Tough_Measuremen Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

It’ll still be a failed state. I’m sorry you didn’t actually get the reference I was making regarding Pepsi. I was pointing out that the corporations will not treat the people well they will most likely just be the same as the former government, only with less mandate to look after others and will in fact destabilise the region if people demand better conditions.

In both cases the starvation is still there. You might get a little better in 25 years so I’m sure it’ll be worth it.

You can keep saying Redditor all you want as a form of dismissal but it doesn’t change anything really or help your point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/TFOCyborg I am fucking hilarious Jan 03 '26

Actually stfu. Maduro is nothing like Trump

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/rightoftexas Jan 03 '26

Trump is sending US citizens to jails in foreign countries

Name one.

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u/a_random_chicken Jan 03 '26

Garcia

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u/rightoftexas Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Is that a real answer? A common last name?

The Garcia that was deported and brought back wasn't a citizen.

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u/GoblinBags Jan 03 '26

Sea lion, you have Google and there's literally a well cited and detailed Wikipedia page.

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u/rightoftexas Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Did you read your own link and come up with one name?

Because it lists arrests and detainments, no mention of citizens being deported despite the title.

Children leaving with their parents aren't being deported

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u/rightoftexas Jan 05 '26

You're not gonna read that link, are you buddy?

You're either a propagandist spreading misinformation or a useful idiot spreading misinformation.

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u/hennybadger Jan 03 '26

I hope it won’t stop there, a lot of lefties with dirty hands still running around, I hope he gets ALL of em, and then he can fuck off too. But first things first.

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u/GoblinBags Jan 03 '26

How do you make comments like this one and not feel like a fascist? "I hope the government comes to round up, jail, and murder people who disagree with me on how best to help the economy!" Bruh, who says you ain't next?

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u/hennybadger Jan 04 '26

How do you support a blatant narco-dictatorship just because it says it supports leftist ideals? Have you ever visited this country? And yeah, I’m all for foreign intervention if it does what it did yesterday, incarcerate ruthless, blood-stained murderers, drug traffickers, torturers, and oppressive dictators. Get out of here with your starbucks “fascist” tags YOU put on anyone that has different ideas.

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u/chironomidae Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Trump has already stated he has no plan for replacing Maduro... If history is any guide, Venezuela will end up with another dictator who is just as bad or worse than Maduro was.

Edit: Downvote all you like, doesn't change the truth. Already got paramilitary in the streets repressing protests, won't be long until the government replaces Maduro with someone just as awful.

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u/Transcendence_MWO Jan 03 '26

Still waiting for the proof on that accusation, champ.

Oh, wait, I forgot.. This is Reddit, where proof doesn't matter and all the accusations are made up.. My bad.

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u/GoblinBags Jan 03 '26

So honest question: Why do YOU think that the DOJ is redacting everything they can about Trump in the literally thousands of times he is referenced in the Epstein files?

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u/Own_Breadfruit_7955 Jan 10 '26

Because the files are a national security golden goose, You don't reveal active intelligent assets or relevant intel just willy nilly to the public. That would be like expecting the government to post a list of Nuclear launch sites with GPS coordinates. Much of those bad actors within the files can be actively leveraged for out benefit rather than replace them with some evil dickhead that no one has any dirt on. Better the Devils you know than the ones you don't.

Also give examples, don't just say "but what about." Prove that the redaction prove what you think it does, otherwise stfu because you clearly have 0 understanding of Global Politics or how it works.

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u/GoblinBags Jan 11 '26

You're not the person I was replying to but you came a WEEK LATER to tell me some complete pantsload of a ridiculous reason when the Senate and House both voted to release it? It's not released because Trump specifically ordered for this to happen because there's overwhelming evidence that he and Epstein worked together to traffic underage women and SA them.

Honestly, STFU you absolute puppet.

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u/gudat_speleng Jan 04 '26 edited May 28 '26

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

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u/HumbleGoatCS Jan 03 '26

"Makes up bullshit"... my brother in christ he is a fucking dictator disliked by basically the entire country of Venezuela 😭

Its so sad seeing people be literally incapable of rational thought if [thing] was done by [orange man]

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Jan 03 '26

Reddit trying to understand that more than one person can be bad at the same time, challenge impossible.

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u/deadinternetlaw Jan 03 '26

Then why is the guy saying skill based matchmaking also downvoted

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u/adamjfish Jan 03 '26

FIFA peace prize begs to differ

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u/FumBungo Jan 03 '26

No, new wars!

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u/Substantial-Trick569 Jan 03 '26

this isnt a war, it's over before it started

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression Jan 03 '26

So you're saying that no bullshit was made up? That Venezuela is producing fentanyl and pushing it to the US, using it as a WoMD and prohibited chemical warfare?

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u/SteveHarveySTD Jan 03 '26

The interesting part about life is that multiple things can be true at once! Trump? Piece of shit. Maduro? Piece of shit. US invading Venezuela in general? Good AND bad.

Now the better question is, how is Trump and the US going to somehow make this an absolute shit show and fuck something up way worse. That’s tbd

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression Jan 03 '26

Wholeheartedly agree. Calling Trump a piece of shit is both an euphemism and a classless act, an insult to all pieces of shit. Maduro? A dictator who pushes his country to collapse. People of Venezuela will most likely be glad he's no longer there. But that doesn't change the fact that Trump and all Republicans were inventing complete bullshit to excuse their coup/special 3-hour operation.

There are so many things true here, and yet the person I've above replied to chose bullshit to defend.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight Jan 03 '26

Listen buddy, take your nuance and get off my subreddit.

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u/redditmodsaregay005 Jan 03 '26

Criticize Trump all you want IDC but Maduro is a POS who deserves way worse than whatever he's getting and the whole country will celebrate his downfall if the news are true

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u/wirlp00l Jan 03 '26

Member when the whole country of Iraq celebrated Saddam's fall?

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u/redditmodsaregay005 Jan 03 '26

I cannot speak for Iraq but I can for Venezuela. I'm among Venezuelans and they've been up literally since like 5 am when the news broke. People are out in the street celebrating and that's just here where there's an enormous community, Venezuela itself must be blowing up in a big party. Y'all just want to crap all over this because it's Trump, there's literally a million other things you can criticize him on but I can tell you WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT that Venezuela cannot be happier. Not just Venezuelans but all of us Latinos are happy for our Venezuelan brothers and sisters, After they've been under a horrendous regime for like 2 decades and we hope that some of our countries are next because there is nothing we can do ourselves against our ACTUAL dictatorships

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u/wirlp00l Jan 03 '26

Saddam was a horrible dictator that deserved justice too, the war was still a horrible mistake that created ISIS, cost $3 trillion and left 40 thousand of our troops dead or wounded not counting all of the Iraqi casualties. Honestly, I don't know much about Venezuela, but it seems naive to assume there won't be at least a some resistance movement that forms in response to a US occupation if Trump's statement on the US running the country is accurate.

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u/redditmodsaregay005 Jan 03 '26

Well unlike Iraq this was not a prolonged war (not a war at all) and there were no US casualties, I don't even know if there were any Venezuelan casualties, my guess would be yes but only a few and from the people who were guarding the dude. Also unlike Iraq this is a western country with no US hating terrorist organizations and a big Venezuelan population within the US, all I see is glad Venezuelans. I don't think I'm naive in thinking there won't be any pushback against the US, in fact I'm willing to bet on it. Only possible pushback that comes to mind is from the other dictatorships intervening like Cuba or Nicaragua which I highly doubt because they wouldn't want to draw attention to their own countries and become the next target, and they wouldn't stand a chance against the US (the people of those countries would also be glad if the US took away their dictators too) I'm sure there might be some commotion in all the celebration and low level crime but all the Venezuelans I've met (many, there's a humongous community over here who have fled the country) are peaceful people who are fed up by a dictatorship who has starved them and they are extremely glad and celebrating literally out in the streets that this happened. Iraq was about WMD that were probably non existent so the US hate I kinda understand but Maduro? Boy I don't even have to look this up, I can list right now so many things he did and probably not even say half of it but it would be enough to understand why his people despised him with a passion.

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u/wirlp00l Jan 03 '26

Was? You think US military involvement is over? Trump has already suggested troops will be sent in to secure oil resources. You think all of the far left paramilitary Colectivos* won't launch guerilla attacks? The taxpayer cost and death won't matter to this admin because the wealthy will make a fortune on Venezuelan oil.

*Edit: Spelling

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u/redditmodsaregay005 Jan 03 '26

Newsflash homie, all the oil money was already being stolen but this POS. The oil was always gonna be a factor and they needed to make deals with somebody because also newsflash Venezuela doesn't have the infrastructure to process all the raw oil they have, and the little they have is degraded and under-maintained. I assure you that any president of Venezuela would gladly make a deal with the US (including POS Maduro if he could) because it benefits them both, US gets oil and Venezuela becomes disgustingly rich which they need because this POS destroyed the economy where the original Bolivar became worthless (1 original bolívar (VEB) ≈ $0.00000000003 USD) and people were starved and had to reset the currency. And when it comes to your far left paramilitary, no I don't think they're gonna do jack. The US has been in Venezuela for a long while now and threatening to take action, where were these militias then? Where are they now? Why were they not guarding Maduro? Are they gonna attack the millions of people marching the streets of Venezuela celebrating as I'm typing this? Nah I really don't think so. You're talking taxpayer cost and death like there's an ongoing war or something, again the Venezuelans are literally glad about this and there are no ongoing shootouts and mass deaths. You can come back and comment I told you so here when these militias take action. A literal dictator is gone, people are happy

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u/No_Philosopher2716 Jan 03 '26

Why is America not invading Russia or China then?

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u/BiteYouToDeath Jan 03 '26

They have the ability to fight back. Come on man it’s not rocket science (t’s actually nuclear)

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u/redditmodsaregay005 Jan 03 '26

Y'all can down vote me to oblivion all you want but all I've seen from Venezuelans is people celebrating non stop. Idk but y'all but I have a ton of Venezuelan friends and I'm literally among Venezuelans over here. Not a single Venezuelan will be sad or angry. Only tears of joy after the end of an era of disgrace. Russia and China are world powers who would throw the biggest armies in the world and start a world war. I assure you NOT A SINGLE Venezuelan would lift a finger to defend that POS Maduro. Only defense he had was whatever military he had. Don't take my word for it, instead of listening to your brainwashed news look up any news from Miami in Doral where the Venezuelan community is celebrating, or actual Venezuelan news. Politicians from one side will be doing what they were paid for and crap all over this but if you open any Latino news like Telemundo you will see what actual latinos feel about this, Joy nothing but joy

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u/jonathan4211 Jan 03 '26

Because Trump is a bully, and bullies don't pick on bigger bullies

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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Jan 03 '26

Since Trump is very similarly a dictator in all but name, would you wish the same for him as well?

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u/KevM689 Jan 03 '26

Meanwhile Venezuelans are celebrating. Reddit has ruined your brain 🤣

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u/Schlossburg Jan 03 '26

You can celebrate the end of a dictatorship without having the foresight to see a foreign one imposing a new dictator upon you

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u/Uncool444 Jan 03 '26

Hopefully the guy who actually won their last election will step in. Or the woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize last year for her opposition to Maduro. They have some good candidates.

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u/Schlossburg Jan 03 '26

The guy who actually won sure, why not, but please not her... she's just a Trump-puppet and wants to sell off her country to line her pockets, she's bound to just be just as bad as Maduro

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u/biscute2077 Jan 03 '26

Another Zionist genocide supporter.

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u/thebigabsurd Jan 03 '26

This isn’t a Pinochet situation. They may revote, but Edmundo Gonzalez was the democratically elected candidate for Venezuela and is internationally recognized as the President of Venezuela. He’s also a lifelong diplomat for Venezuela.

Maduro was a human rights abusing murderer and dictator. If the Venezuelan people are in a worse place in 5 years because Gonzalez became a ruthless dictator, I’ll cut off my pinky toe and eat it.

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u/Schlossburg Jan 03 '26

I do hope Gonzalez will get to power, don't get me wrong, I'm simply uncertain whether some parties won't try to interfere with that given the way things are going lately

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u/thebigabsurd Jan 03 '26

Totally fair. The political theater is at an all time high, or at least a plateau. Hope for the best, expect the worst.

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u/Lazer726 Jan 03 '26

I'm sure the US will get absolutely nothing out of this, and Venezuela will have peace and prosperity forever!

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u/SoakingWetBeaver Jan 03 '26

Greetings, fellow Eglin Air Force Base employee.

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u/thebigabsurd Jan 03 '26

Based

Modern medicine could find a way to cure spinal injuries, giving people the ability to walk again, kiss and hug their families, and people would still find an angle to complain about it

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u/NewsofPE Jan 03 '26

"makes up bullshit" and you're the one making bullshit, what child

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u/Cursed85 Jan 03 '26

The ones redacted by trump in the Epstein files, those children

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u/NewsofPE Jan 03 '26

we both know he never went to the islan, epstein hated him

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u/Level7Cannoneer Jan 03 '26

Why isn’t he doing the same to Putin?

Why defend Putin constantly?

Why aim for a low hanging easy target surrounded by oil?

He’s not going after “a horrible person” because he’s never cared about taking people down because they’re horrible

This entire thing was illegal too and broke the normal process of committing an act of war.

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u/OldZaxSauce Jan 04 '26

Here's the reason for the 2024 election. This person right here.

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u/carebearmere Jan 05 '26

Or the guy that murdered thousands and thousands of people. 

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u/DifferentMeeting9793 Jan 03 '26

Womp womp get over it

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u/Sweatkek123 Jan 03 '26

It’s funny how these comments with many upvotes are sitting comfortably in the states, and knows nothing of what it’s like to live in Venezuela.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jan 03 '26

Not from the states, also the UN condemned the guy for human rights violations. Already linked someone the info in this thread

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u/wondering_fool90 Jan 04 '26

Cool. Can we try Netanyahu for his war crimes yet? He's also on the UN war crime list. And it is really well documented that he's a war criminal.

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u/blah938 Jan 03 '26

Yeah, but America bad. If America did something, obviously the other guy is a victim and victims never did anything wrong ever! Because America bad you see.

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u/Schwenkelkamp Jan 03 '26

I'd love to know how many redditors even know where Venezuela is on a map, let alone anything about the country

Like go to the Venezuelan subs and people are happy, like one lengthy comment explained that Maduro sucks so hard, they don't care if trump just wants to steal oil since Maduro already did that anyway, they just hope this change could bring improvements

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u/pprzen05 Jan 03 '26

I imagine a whole lotta bots rn, I bet it’s bitter sweet at best

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

You really can't trust the opinion of reddit, remember during the US presidential election, reddit opinion would make you think the majority wanted Harris/Biden to win, but that was a lie. It doesn't represent the majority and it's full of bots and others trying to push a different narrative from the truth.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark Jan 03 '26

Looking forward to america kidnapping putin or kim jong un.

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit Jan 03 '26

Do you live in Venezuela?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

It's about to get much much worse.  Ask Virginia Guffrie what Trump thinks about consent.

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u/awsomedutchman Jan 03 '26

So what exactly is horrible about maduro? Cannot find anything for the life of me except trump saying he is a cartel boss. But Trump's claims are worth the same as a rock is valued in money.

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u/lukwes1 Jan 03 '26

He is a dictator that stole the election.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jan 03 '26

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u/Thunder_lord37 COOKIE MONSTER Jan 03 '26

in other words we have turd sandwich against other turd sandwich

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u/patiakupipita Jan 03 '26

Yup, that’s basically the essence of it. I just hope the power vacuum that’s been created won’t make things worse, but who am I kidding, it probably will.

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u/dadofwar93 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

Trump will appoint a bootlicker as the president there.

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u/patiakupipita Jan 03 '26

Thing is, this might (very big emphasis on that might) be an easy rare win for him since Maduro was such an incompetent person, so if he installs someone that's even half competent, Venezuela will be better off, even just a little bit.

But again, that probably won't happen.

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u/CakeTester Jan 03 '26

Look at every single one of his picks for the presidential support team. Wouldn't be holding my breath for competence if I were you.

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u/patiakupipita Jan 03 '26

Trust me half of them are better than maduro, and this ain't elevating them, maduro was so bad.

The only difference is maduro is not so blatantly evil, not saying he ain't but he was more the incompetent type.

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld Jan 03 '26

"Better off" as in everything bought out by private american companies.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jan 03 '26

You don't hire a saint to catch a sinner

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u/AnyProgressIsGood Jan 03 '26

well, we did it for the oil. Oil companies having this much leverage on what our military consistently does isn't exactly a good thing

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hQN98kIwgAk

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u/Stup404 Jan 03 '26

"HO NO !"

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u/ChocolateaterX Jan 03 '26

Dictador NOT president

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u/TurbulentCustomer Jan 03 '26

It’s only kidnapping when it’s from the enfant-nap region of France. This is just sparkling abduction.

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u/Objective-Pickle4892 Jan 03 '26

We even saw US winning venezuela before gta 6.

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u/TipProfessional6057 Jan 03 '26

Okay so I'm thoroughly out of the loop. Why did he do this???

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u/anyusernameleftover Jan 03 '26

Nicolás Maduro was originally indicted by the U.S. Department of Justice on March 26, 2020. Announced by then-Attorney General William Barr, the 2020 indictment charged Maduro and 14 other current and former Venezuelan officials with narco-terrorism, corruption, and drug trafficking.

Here's Biden on the subject. https://fxtwitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1274910217508196352

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u/Due_Cauliflower_7786 Jan 03 '26

This is going to be the new universal reaction image for chaotic good. The meme potential here is off the charts already. It perfectly captures that "I've made a terrible, yet somehow correct, decision" vibe. I can't wait to see how people use it.

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u/patronix Jan 03 '26

best one this year so far

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u/peDro_with_a_big_D The Great P.P. Group Jan 03 '26

This meme is gonna be a hit and I want to be part of it

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u/DerMathze INFECTED Jan 03 '26

This is how I find out

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ Jan 03 '26

Glad to be of service 🫡🫡

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u/Distruggg1 Jan 03 '26

Don't forget controversial

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u/vjollila96 Jan 03 '26

Gotta give him 4h "special operation" Vs 4+ years "special operation"

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u/TheBitingCat Jan 03 '26

A few weeks from now, they'll be best friends! In fact, they will be such good friends, Maduro's going to just let Trump have all of the oil, and agree to never speak to each other again!

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u/Coltyn03 I really just wanted to know how long these flairs can be, ok??? Jan 03 '26

You could have also just left it as "But I did kidnap his wife" and it would have still been accurate.

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u/Druciferr Jan 03 '26

Does bombing them not count as invasion??

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u/saythealphabet Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 03 '26

Ehh did they really have to bomb civilians?

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u/DependentNo1079 ☣️ Jan 03 '26

"BBC Verify is working through a number of videos showing explosions, fire and smoke in locations around Caracas to identify exactly which sites were targeted.

It has confirmed five locations, so far:

Generalissimo Francisco de Miranda Air Base, an airfield known as La Carlota

Fuerte Tiuna, a key military facility in Caracas

Port La Guaira, Caracas' main conduit to the Caribbean Sea, located in Miranda state

Higuerote Airport, also located in Miranda state, just east of Caracas

Antenas El Volcan, a telecomms towers on Cerro El Volcan, a high peak in Miranda state"

Source: BBC

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u/SimaanStocklund Jan 03 '26

If you invade Venezuela, the Venezuelans will eventually show up to defend their home

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u/Electric-Mountain Jan 03 '26

He also took his wife you fucked this meme up.

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u/wtfdoichoose Jan 04 '26

Heeey relax guy

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u/xxlordxx686 Jan 04 '26

Same shit different boot

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u/Away_team42 Jan 03 '26

Maduro captured and flown out of the country. Dude has this ever been done before? I love it. Thats quite the powerplay. Think about it, bring him to face a courtroom at the international stage. Face a televised trial. Thats one way to avoid a prolonged conflict.

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u/Ian_Huntsman Jan 03 '26

Fuck off.

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u/Adilaek Jan 03 '26

Found the maduro concubine.

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u/sabian-gang Jan 03 '26

tell that to the people who had to deal with maduro.

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u/uncensored_opinions Jan 03 '26

Start the year with a kidnapping.

At least he didn't traffic any kids this time... That we know of.

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u/SaidanTandred Article 69 🏅 Jan 03 '26

W trump for once