Have you tried throwing a beachball at him and see how he reacts? If he starts throwing it around with his noise and do backflips, there's a high chance he could actually be a dolphin in disguise
I try to save and relocate most spiders. Though sometimes they cross a line and I squish them. Like if one is in my bed while i am in my bed, they get squished.
Don't fall for this spider propaganda people! If the spiders are so innocent, then why do they bite down on you if they crawl on you and you try to smack them!?
The only answer is that they know what they are doing
Your honour, this is outright slander and xenophobia towards my client, spider-kid. We all know this to be self defence and besides, the accuser is just salty because no dolphin wants him.
I am arachnophobic and I still let them be. Provided they don’t get to close, we have a gentleman’s agreement where I let them be, and they leave me alone. If they break that pact and get too close to me, my partner will just relocate them.
Looks like a black widow, so they will also take cary of your other "small" pests. I've seen at least one have some mice in their Web... But they are pretty gently. Just don't squeeze them
If you like spiderman, then why don't you transfer some love to spiders? No spider, no man. Also fuck mosquitos, spiders look creepy but they are chill af
I'm talking about tarantulas and not the little spiders. The problem is mass relative to their surface area.
A smaller spider has more surface area relative to their mass compared to a big spider which is why falling is less dangerous for them. The less mass you have the lower your terminal velocity is
Then there’s Orcas, ready to fuck up a dolphin on sight just cuz they know they’ll win. As a PNW resident we fuck with our local orcas, I’d rather encounter a wild Orca than a dolphin.
It’s more like orcas have some understanding that if we really wanted all of them dead they would all be dead, orca’s are just an apex predator of the ocean. Humans are the dominators of the planet
im not fond of those spiders that are not like this, the ones that have long legs thick legs, hairy (not tarantulas) and just appear randomly in the house
they will literally go to your bed or somewhere randomly where you dont want them
theyre fast and agile unlike these web house type of spiders that mind their own space and business
whatever these things are and anything related that looks like them
I don't necessarily want it dead but I definitely don't want a black widow in my house (that's what the spider looks like). I have one spider that's just been hanging out on the wall and haven't done anything to him. see him on the wall a lot
As someone who has interacted with dolphins their whole life, I dispise the modern anti-dolphin propaganda. Dolphins are awsome, they are not some fairytale creatures in the way USA movies depict them but they are awsome.
Every time that someone says "They are rapists!", "They torture fish!", i'm like "Do you know who else does that? Humans!!!!!" Like it if where a behavior that all dolphins shared, i bet some of them would say stuff like "Some of my best friend are Dolphins" and then they would proceed to say garbage anti-dolphin like how they should sit in the back on the bus or something.
If you hate the flaws in dolphins I think you are projectong the flaws in humanity.
I love ants for that. People talk about how like we're unique evil for shit like slavery meanwhile an ant empire is making its way to their third continent with their billion strong slave army.
Dolphins don't even hold a candle to sea otters. I don't know how widespread the reports of this are, but at least some males will carry around the corpses of baby fur seals for... Mustelids don't fuck around, man.
I have arachnophobia but I have standards. If the spiders chill in the corner near the ceiling they stay. I also can't let the dangerous ones stay. But I've come to terms with the corner web builders.
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u/Metroidman Jan 17 '26
Hey i let spiders be in my appartment. Never seen a dolphine in my apartment though