r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/VeryPracticalCat • 1d ago
Wise words
Aegon I, Jaehaerys, Aegon IV by Amok
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u/LingonberryAwkward38 1d ago
"YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL, BEESBURY...BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH"
- Jahaerys the Conciliator, about to shank a bitch
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u/darh1407 1d ago
Didn’t even need the dragon. Bro did that with his very own 49 years old strength. That much training in dragonstone just to never get to fight anyone. He was ITCHING for that fight dawg
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u/MerchantKing83 1d ago
He fought Ser Borys Baratheon before Braxton Beesbury
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u/darh1407 1d ago
Oh yeah that one time his wife was mad at him so his solution was to go with rogar to hunt rebels. Didn’t he one shot Borys too?
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u/Prudent-Role-9053 LOYAL 1d ago
Nearly decapitated him in one swing
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u/darh1407 1d ago
Big J for a reason
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u/Warren_Puff-it 1d ago
Is Jahaerys Targaryen going to have to slap a bitch?
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago
"I don't know. Ask Bloodraven." - King Aerys I
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u/HalcyonTraveler 1d ago
“Before you ask your question the answer is to kill Blackfyres” - Bloodraven
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u/Salem1690s 1d ago
I picture Bloodraven having an 80s villain type voice, like Skelator or something
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u/Aubergine_Man1987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 18h ago
"YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! How can you have let
He-ManBittersteel escape toCastle GreyskullEssos AGAIN?!?!"1
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u/starvinartist Big brown nipples 6h ago
Nah, I picture him sounding like Jarvis Cocker or Paul McGann. One of those swooning voices you can picture whispering to you at your side.
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u/PrestigiousAspect368 The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago
he's not wrong, i haven't seen a thin person drink a diet coke, it could be that diet coke sucks but idk
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u/TomorrowGrouchy3656 1d ago
"a man should never strike his lady"
-king joffrey "the gentle" baretheon
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u/Guilty_05 Brienne. No memes she's just cool 1d ago
"Slaughter is fun" - Maegor "The Great" Targaryen
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u/ShadedPenguin 1d ago
"I'm going to discover myself in that desert!" - King Daeron I before attacking Dorne
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u/East-Psychology-9292 1d ago
AG4: Look High Septon, can I get rid of this bitch, you let a bunch of others guys have multiple bitches
High Septon: No, it against the will of the 7
Henry 8th: Cmon bud, youre based on me, you know what to do, give em hell
AG4: WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF TARGARYEN IM THE FUCKING HIGH SEPTON NOW, HOW MANY DID MAEGOR DO 6, BRING ME 9
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u/Aubergine_Man1987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 18h ago
"I'm so fucking tired." - Viserys II
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