r/darkwingsdankmemes 1d ago

Wise words

Post image

Aegon I, Jaehaerys, Aegon IV by Amok

1.8k Upvotes

34 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Welcome to /r/darkwingsdankmemes!

Just a brief reminder that this subreddit is focused only on the written ASOIAF universe. Comments that include discussion of any television, film, stage, etc. adaptations will be removed, and serious or repeated infractions may result in a ban. Moderators employ a zero tolerance policy.

Users should assume that ANY mention of, content from, or reference to the adaptations is subject to removal, no matter how minor or opaque.

If you see a comment which violates the rules, please use the report function to notify moderators!

Read our discussion policy in full.

Looking for a place to chat in real-time? Check out our Discord, here!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

229

u/LingonberryAwkward38 1d ago

"YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL, BEESBURY...BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH"

  • Jahaerys the Conciliator, about to shank a bitch

93

u/darh1407 1d ago

Didn’t even need the dragon. Bro did that with his very own 49 years old strength. That much training in dragonstone just to never get to fight anyone. He was ITCHING for that fight dawg

50

u/MerchantKing83 1d ago

He fought Ser Borys Baratheon before Braxton Beesbury

38

u/darh1407 1d ago

Oh yeah that one time his wife was mad at him so his solution was to go with rogar to hunt rebels. Didn’t he one shot Borys too?

21

u/Prudent-Role-9053 LOYAL 1d ago

Nearly decapitated him in one swing

19

u/darh1407 1d ago

Big J for a reason

19

u/Prudent-Role-9053 LOYAL 1d ago

They could never make me hate him

11

u/darh1407 1d ago

a fellow Big J fan in this day and Age? Twin

13

u/Warren_Puff-it 1d ago

Is Jahaerys Targaryen going to have to slap a bitch?

134

u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago

"I don't know. Ask Bloodraven." - King Aerys I

60

u/HalcyonTraveler 1d ago

“Before you ask your question the answer is to kill Blackfyres” - Bloodraven 

13

u/Salem1690s 1d ago

I picture Bloodraven having an 80s villain type voice, like Skelator or something

3

u/Aubergine_Man1987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 18h ago

"YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! How can you have let He-Man Bittersteel escape to Castle Greyskull Essos AGAIN?!?!"

1

u/starvinartist Big brown nipples 6h ago

Damn you Doctor Venture Bittersteel!

1

u/starvinartist Big brown nipples 6h ago

Nah, I picture him sounding like Jarvis Cocker or Paul McGann. One of those swooning voices you can picture whispering to you at your side.

1

u/LingonberryAwkward38 20h ago

Truly a respected bipartisan

16

u/Hopeful-Occasion2299 1d ago

“I do know, still ask Bloodraven” - King Maekar I

81

u/Cwalex Dany + Drogo = Tyrion 1d ago

Silence! A Dornish woman is speaking, listen and learn.

- Daeron II Targaryen, ~187 AC

21

u/darh1407 1d ago

Based

44

u/StunningPianist4231 1d ago

Jaehaerys would definitely have said that shit at some point

36

u/PrestigiousAspect368 The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago

he's not wrong, i haven't seen a thin person drink a diet coke, it could be that diet coke sucks but idk

50

u/TomorrowGrouchy3656 1d ago

"a man should never strike his lady"

-king joffrey "the gentle" baretheon

34

u/Guilty_05 Brienne. No memes she's just cool 1d ago

"Slaughter is fun" - Maegor "The Great" Targaryen

21

u/Salem1690s 1d ago

“I like gore” - Maegor “The Magnificent” Targaryen.

9

u/ciaphas-cain1 1d ago

6 wives is too few for a Valyrian

3

u/Iceaxeinthebackhead Renly's peach 1d ago

Maegor? You mean MyGore?

14

u/ShadedPenguin 1d ago

"I'm going to discover myself in that desert!" - King Daeron I before attacking Dorne

12

u/East-Psychology-9292 1d ago

AG4: Look High Septon, can I get rid of this bitch, you let a bunch of others guys have multiple bitches
High Septon: No, it against the will of the 7
Henry 8th: Cmon bud, youre based on me, you know what to do, give em hell
AG4: WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF TARGARYEN IM THE FUCKING HIGH SEPTON NOW, HOW MANY DID MAEGOR DO 6, BRING ME 9

6

u/new_lance 1d ago

It’s because us fats know it’s better to eat our calories.

4

u/Xalethesniper 1d ago

Coke zero on the other hand

3

u/Aubergine_Man1987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 18h ago

"I'm so fucking tired." - Viserys II