I don’t know how far up this goes, where the cover up starts and ends, and who’s involved. But it’s happening right now, in front of our eyes and i feel like im taking crazy pills again.

Like today on his way to work, a guy sat next to me on a bench. After a minute or two I turned to him and said, “Crazy end to that tournament, huh? How could Gossage call that?” The guy just stares at me blankly and said what. So I say “y’know Goose? Calling the foot fall on Rainers?” Guy says he has no fucking clue what I’m talking about. I tried pulling up the angles of where Rainers foot was related to the disc and basket but the guy just put his headphones in and walked away.

Another woman sat down across the street. But when I approached her talking about how fucked it is to call a foot fault in favor of your sponsorship teammate, she said she didn’t understand and to get the hell away.

Same thing seemed to happen with every passing person I tried talking to. Blank stares. “Shut the fuck up.” Dirty looks. “I’ve never even heard of disc golf.” Spit in my face. “You stink like shit.” And nobody was leaving any change either.

That’s when I started realizing there’s something sinister here. Nobody else was talking about the event, yet millions of comments online about it. People not even knowing about disc golf. It’s like the event had been wiped from the general public’s collective consciousness. A psyop, right in front of all of our faces. PDGA? MVP? Russia? Heinold? Nobody’s clean. What the fuck is going on.

I’ve got a train to catch now. Headed to Appling. We need answers. Just a couple more of these pills on the way and I’ll be right as rain. Update when there. Up ‘em.

BREAKING: PDGA Creates New Full-Time Position, Hires Aaron "Goose" Gossage as Official Supervisor of Pedal Compliance and Foot-Related Incidents.

In a move that nobody saw coming but everyone immediately understood, the PDGA has solved its officiating crisis.

After a weekend that will live in disc golf infamy, the PDGA announced Tuesday that it has officially hired MPO pro & MVP sponsor Aaron Gossage as its first ever Supervisor of Pedal Compliance and Foot-Related Incidents.

His job? One thing and one thing only: Staring at feet.

"For years, players have asked for more consistent officiating," said a PDGA spokesperson in a press release. "Aaron has demonstrated an unparalleled ability to see a foot fault from three fairways away, in low light, while also competing for a top-10 finish at Worlds. That's talent you can't teach."

Gossage's new role will be simple. At every remaining DGPT event this season, he will follow the lead card in a custom high-visibility vest. He will not throw. He will not putt. He will simply stand behind the lie and whisper, "Watch that left foot..."

Insiders say the idea came directly from the PDGA's new "If You See Something, Say Something" initiative. Under the new system, any player who feels uncomfortable calling a foot fault on a competitor can just point at Goose and let him do it.

"It's a win-win," said one anonymous pro. "Now I don't have to be the bad guy. Goose is the bad guy, professionally."

The equipment package is reportedly extensive. The PDGA has already ordered a slow-motion replay camera that is attached directly to Gossage's hat, a laser grid to project a 30cm box behind every marker, and a tiny gavel to make it official.

When asked for comment, Gossage looked at his dad for approval and then reportedly said, "I was just doing what the rulebook says. I’m a big rules guy.”

I know I know I know BUT this feels like an unfair advantage

Mods, please, we need a mega thread for all the requests for a mega thread for all of the Worlds foot fault posts.

I got a new bag and my Berg pocket is a little tighter than it used to be. I can fit one whole Berg and the tip of another Berg now but when I try to put the second one in, I can feel that the pocket is about to tear. I know there’s other pockets I could experiment with putting another Berg in but I really want to experience a round with both my Bergs in one pocket at the same time.

Karen Gossage showing off his medal for "The Crimson Mini of Trivial Infractions"

Deal with it...he's not messing with 30 seconds anymore.

In the modern era of disc golf as the competitive age and edge becomes younger and younger, new techniques pioneered to help these older players (21+) compete with the next generation.

With that being said, I humbly submit Rainers Balodis as the pioneer of what should now be called the “Euro Step”

You people have made way too many posts. This is a sub for asking what flippy midrange to buy or how many hundred my bag should cost. Im sick and tired of having to look at all these posts about the biggest event of the year having controversy. I had to send almost 5 posts to my wife's boyfriend to mod, and he's exhausted.

Little known fact. Discraft has led the automobile naming game for a while. Many auto manufacturers have adopted the GT naming scheme and the groove top technology.

Chevy even named their lead car after Discraft's first popular putter, the challenger!

Writing on a throwaway account for obvious reasons. Last weekend I played a tournament and called this Euro guy at the top of the card on a foot fault on hole 17 thinking it'd be funny. The guy clearly didn't understand the local rules and I just wanted to give him a little welcome to America message by waiting until hole 17 to call him out on it.

Anyways, now I'm getting death threats from his friends in Europe and nobody in my circle is talking to me. Look, I got called for some horse shit in a round last year and handled fine, so he can too. Anyways, my dad has been supporting me financially to pursue my dream of playing disc golf full-time and is now threatening to stop sending me money if I don't starting playing better. Has anyone been in this situation? I'm wondering if I should just go back to community college to pursue hair styling mall security or something with less drama. Thanks everyone!

I didn’t know if you guys heard about it…

I see a ton of videos and pictures from a lot of different views but none from the view of Aaron Gossage. I believe from his view, it truly looked like a legitimate foot fault.

The truth comes out, Kaaron made the call based on the little known rule 282.7(b) "players may not gain surgical advantages" and Rainers CLEARLY has a left arm stitched to his right shoulder, this angle is indisputable.