🎉🎈Happy BIRTHDAY 🎂💋 to the QUEEN 👑 with the DADDY 💦💦 energy, Jennifer COOLIDGE!! 🌭🍆 Get ready to CHOW DOWN on those HOT DOGS 🌭🌭 like you're tearing into a MEATY 🍗🍖 COCK 🍆!! We’re all 💦💦 gushing over that FUN and FREAKY 🎉🔞 energy as we DUMP our DOGS 🐶💩 in the backyard! 🌳💩 Do you KNOW these GAYZ 👬👬?? They’re all trying to KILL that birthday spirit 🎈🔥 but there ain’t NO 🎉 stopping 🎊 us from DEVOURING those WEINERS 🌭🍆 like sexy SAUSAGE SALADS 🍽️💦! So come HIGH 🏔️ and LOW 🌊 for some WILD 🎭 birthday MAGIC 🎉💫 as we celebrate with a parade of PEEVY PUPS 🐕❤️ and DICKtastic converSASSIONS 📣👄 FULL of SAUCY humor 🤪💦 WHERE'S the CAKE 🎂🍰? We’re about to SPILL the TEA ☕💦 on the funniest BIRTHDAY yet! 🎉💕💋

BREAKING 💥NEWS: H.O.M.E.S turned S.H.A.M.E ‼️😵 Trump just turned 💦 Lake Ontario 🌊 into his very own LAKE AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅and it's about to get WET & WILD 🍑😜💦! He claims 🍆 it’s a true AMERICAN WATERS 💦🫡 where you can SLIDE into those sweet 👉💋 CUMmies 😍🌽 like it’s the 4th of July 🎆🎇 ☑️ Checkmate ♟️👉 Maple Leaves🍁🖕🇨🇦 This lake’s got MORE DICK than a frat party 🥳🍆🍌 Next up, American Ocean 🤔⁉️ If you don’t send this message to 🇺🇸 10 sexy mermaids 🧜‍♀️ YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT on some DEEP WET 🔥✨ fun ‼️Dive into the FLOOD of pleasure 💦🌊 and make it rain, because this lake's ALL ABOUT that american dream 🌈💦🍑 If you get FOUR 4️⃣ back, you can officially call yourself the CUM-QUENCHER of Lake America, baby! 😘😏💦💦💦

First time, let me know what I can do better! My friends expect me to send these for holidays and big news events.

😭😭 THE ALL SPARK💥🔌 IS GONE 😭😭the 🐐 PETER CULLEN has TRANSFORMED 😇🪽ONE FINAL TIME and will join TWO QUEENZ (Dolly n Tim) in HEAVEN 👼👼👼

While we may be depressed now (like Eeyore) 😢😢, REJOICE, 🎺 for the King of the Autobots 🤖 is DICKING DOWN 🍆🍆🍆 in the great sky ☁️⛩️☁️ those saintly SLUTS 👙🍩🍆 are SO LUCKY 🍀 to get their PEACHES 🍑 RIMMED 👅 by Thaedus the Betrayer. Let's CROSS OUR SWORDS 😉😉⚔️ ⚔️ in HONOR OF OUR LEADER

Share this with your fellow Autobots 🦾🦾and If you get 0️⃣ back you're a Milquetoast 🥛🍞 Megatron

5️⃣ back and you're taking 🔙💦 from some bots

🔟 back and you're ass 🍑 will get transformed 😉😜🥵

🚨🚨🚨　SMASHIN NEWS 🚨🚨🚨all you 👄 sweet transvestites 👄 and 🎸 rocky horror 🎸 freaks! Let’s raise our glasses 🥂 to celebrate the 👑 KING 👑 of camp! While we may miss 😢😿 Tim 🤧 we should celebrate that he’s getting 😇👼 ANGELICALLY dicked 🍆🍆 down 💦💦 in the sweet afterlife! 😇💦🍆 While he could’ve hung around 😜 and done the Time Warp 💃🕺 on Earth 🌍🌎🌏 we’re sure he’s partying 🎊🥳🎉 with the saintly sluts 👼👼 and doing the pelvic thrust 💋🍆 in heaven!
Send this to 🔟 of the naughtiest 🎭 actors 🎭 and 💋 sweethearts 💋. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re stuck eating 🤮 Meatloaf 🥩 for eternity in the lab 🧪🔥. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll get your own 🧪 creature of the night 🧪, and if you get 10️⃣ back, you’ll be 🌈 BLESSED 🌈 with divine 🍆 DICKscension 🍆 as you keep his legacy HARD 🍆🍆🍆 and ALIVE! 🤪👼🌈

😢🎤 OH NO, DOLLY PARTON 🌈💔 the QUEEN of country 🍆🎸👑 has left this world 🌍🕊️! But wait—she ain’t STUFFED 🦃 like a turkey 🦃, she’s just off to a different kind of DICKtionary 🍌📖🍆! Legend has it she’s now SHAKING her DOLLY DONGS 🍑🍌😩 among the angels 😇✨, teaching them to ROLL IN THE DEEP 🍆🚀💦 like no one EVER has 💋💥! Say goodbye to those 9 to 5 🕘💼 who got nothing on HER 9-inch BOOTY 🍑🍑, and don’t forget, just cause she’s gone 🤷‍♂️😩, doesn’t mean we can’t continue to DANCE like no one’s watching 🕺💃🏿! If you send this to 7️⃣ of your hottest friends 🌶️🔥 in the next 7️⃣ seconds, you’ll have a COUNTRY-FIED PARTY 🌵🍻 they’ll never forget 🍆💦! RIP DOLLY, you beautiful LEGEND 💖👠✨—you’re still turnin’ heads from the GREAT BEYOND! 🌌💋💦

‼️‼️DIVA DOWN‼️‼️ or should I say 🤨DIVA UP 💋🥰✨😂⬆️(IN HEAVEN👼🏻👼🏻🪽🪽🕊️) the Queen 👸 👑of Country 🤠🎶👢, DOLLY PARTON 👩‍🦳 is yodeling on another 👻🌅plane 📈🌠🌌today. She SASHAYED AWAY 💋😰😶‍🌫️😭😭😭😭👠 at only 8️⃣0️⃣ years old 😰😭following➡️ the recent ⏰⏱️death 💀🪦⚰️of her husband, Carl Dean 👴. 😭😭😭😰😰😰🕊️🕊️🪽🪽👼🏻😓Her legacy📖 will live on ➡️➡️, her music 🎼 🎶 and strength 💪 will carry 🕊️🎒 us through ➡️❤️‍🔥 these trying times (and our Nine 9️⃣ to Fives 5️⃣💅👷‍♀️👠).
So as you go ➡️ about ur day 🚶‍♀️remember 🤔🤔🤔to POUR ONE OUT 🍻🍾🍾, POP SOME PUSS 😻💦💦💦💋🥵, CLACK 🫰YOUR NAILS 💅🥁✨and TELL🗣️THAT ⬇️BITCH 😤 JOLENE 💚💇‍♀️to STOP 🛑 ✋TAKING 🤏UR MAN 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️‼️‼️in honor 🕊️✨of our SMOKY💨🔥MOUNTAIN ⛰️🏞️ SONGBIRD 🎵🎶🕊️🐦‍⬛ 🪦 TAKEN IN HER PRIME😭😭😭✨✨🕊️🕊️🪽🪽📖 may she rest 😴 in peace ☮️🕊️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Oh no 😱💔, Hayden 🍑👸 Panettiere 🤭🍌 just hit 🍓 the final 🎭🔚 curtain at 36 🎉💦! Remember her as the HEROINE 🍭💪🏻 of those “Heroes” 🦸‍♀️🌈 and the sweet 🎶 country thang 🐄🍗 in “Nashville” 🎸🍹? She was serving 🔥 vibes all day 🍑👅 long! Let’s raise 🍷 a glass 🥂 to her MEMORY—full of sweet 🎀 nostalgia and hard DICK 💦 from all that drama 🌀📺! This one’s for you🍻, Hayden! 👼🏻💖 May you 🎤 keep hitting those high NOTES 🎶🎤 in the 🌈 beyond, while leaving us here 🤤 dreaming of your sexy roles 🔥💋! Playin' with that nympho spirit 💦👯‍♀️ and making us all swoon 😍💥 gentle reminder to SPREAD the love and send this to your 3️⃣☀️ horniest friends 🥴💌 or you’ll be out of the buddy system! 🚫😵 Get FOUR back, you’re in the ClapBack Crew 👏🔥, get a DOZEN back and you’re a certified SEXY LEGEND 🌟🍆🍑 forever never forgotten! 👑🥳

OMG 😍💦 a year 👏 ago 🕒 today, Ethel 🌹 CUM delivered 🍆 the heart-wrenching masterpiece 🎶 called WILLoughBY TUCKER 🏕️ to penetrate 🎤 our souls 💔💦! With every beat 🎵 she makes me wanna 😩😩 lose my mind 🧠 and POUND it out 💥 all night 🌙 long! I’m ready to BEND over 🍑 and SPREAD those moody vibes 😌💦 like a freshly baked 👩‍🍳 pie 🥧, ready to be STUFFED! Ethel, give me that sweet, sultry voice 🎤 while I dive into my emotions 😭💦, it’s like a rollercoaster 🎢 ride of desire 😏😏, I wanna waltz 👯‍♀️ with this CREAMY love 💖💦 like we’re in a steamy movie 🎬! Forget sad 🥲, I’m putting on my BEST G-string 👙🎉, let’s GET it poppin’ 🍹 and handle our business 🛌🔥 before I cry 🥺 alone with my feelings 💔 and a $20 wet wipe pack 🧻💦 to clean up this mess ❤️‍🔥! Anyway, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY baby!! 🥳💖📅 Send this to 69 of your horniest friends 🔥🍆🍑 and prepare for a night 🕛 of sweet DISASTERS! 🎉💦

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION‼️🗣️📢📢📢🫵😳 HISTORY HAS UPDATED 🔄🔄🔄🌎💥💥💥 THE JOHN CAGE CUMPOSITION 🍆💦 ORGAN²/ASLSP 👴🎹🐌 HAS JUST CHANGED 😜 NOTES 🔥🔥🔥 AUGUST 5️⃣ 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ 📅☄️⚡️ THE NOTE 🎵👉🎶 CHANGED 😱😱😱😱😱 🔊🔉 A 🎹 SEXY 🎵 PERFORMANCE🔥💦 THAT WILL LAST 🍑💦 FOR-EVER ❗️👀 JOHN “BIG COCK” CAGE 🎛️ 🚀 HAD ALL THE SLUTS 🤭 IN THE 🎭 AUDIENCE 🙈 SQUIRMING 🤤 WITH 🔥 ANTICIPATION 🥵 AS THE 🎼 NOTES 🍌 HIT THEIR 🍑 SWEET SPOT🍆🍑 LIKE NEVER 👌🏻 BEFORE 💥💦THE 440HZ 📡RESONANT FREQUENCY 📻 MADE EVERYONE CUM 💦🤰🤯 WITH DELIGHT 🙂‍↕️🤤NOT CLICKBAIT ❌🎣 NOT FAKE ❌🤥 NOT A DRILL 🚫🚨 THE ACTUAL ORGAN 🌬️🎹 IN ST. BURCHARDI CHURCH ⛪️ IN HALBERSTADT, 🍻🍻GERMANY 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪GOT A NEW NOTE AFTER YEARS ⏳⌛🐌🦕🪨🌋 OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 😶‍🌫️😴💤💀 THE NOTE 🔥 WILL EXPLODE 🚀💦💦💦 THROUGH 🎶 YOUR BODIES 💦 MAKING 🎉 ORGASMS 🎶 LAST FOR 639 YEARS 🥵 LIKE THE 🎹 PERFORMANCE 🍆 ITSELF 🤤🤤😜 GET READY FOR 🎉 “A-NOTE” OF 🍑 PLEASURE 😉 THAT YOU WON’T 👀 FORGET! 🎊MUSIC FANS 🤘🎸🎤: “WHEN’S THE NEXT ALBUM?” 📀🤔 JOHN CAGE FANS 👁️👄👁️👂: “BROOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 THE FREQUENCY SPECTRUM LOOKS DIFFERENT 📈📉📊🧠⚡️” IMAGINE EXPLAINING THIS TO A NORMIE 🤓➡️🧍 “WHAT HAPPENED?” 🤔 “THE NOTE CHANGED.” 🎹 “WHEN?” 🤔 “TODAY.” 📅 “WHEN WAS THE LAST CHANGE?” 🤔 “BACK WHEN PEOPLE STILL POSTED ON TWITTER.” 🪦🐦💀💀💀 WE GOT A NEW NOTE 🎵 BEFORE HALF-LIFE 3️⃣🎮👻 BEFORE GTA 7️⃣🚔💸 😭 THE PERFORMANCE STARTED IN 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ 📼👴 AND ENDS IN 2️⃣6️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ 🚀🌌☠️ WHICH MEANS SOME RANDOM DUDE NOT EVEN BORN YET 👶🛸 WILL BE THE ONE TO HEAR THE FINALE 🎹🏁😭 WE ARE NO LONGER LISTENING TO MUSIC ❌🎵 WE ARE OBSERVING PLATE TECTONICS 🌎🪨📊🐌 THE CHORD IS NOT CHANGING FOR US 😭😭😭 WE ARE CHANGING FOR THE CHORD 🧠🌀🌌🙏 ALL HAIL THE NOTE 🙌🎹🙌 ALL HAIL THE PIPE MOVERS 🔧🫡🎹 ALL HAIL THE SLOWEST CONTENT UPDATE IN HUMAN HISTORY 🐌🐌🐌📈🔥😭

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🚨🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨 ST. PAUL 🌆 GIRLIES 💅 IT’S APPARENTLY 🌭🌭 WEINER WEDNESDAY 🌭🌭 AGAIN‼️‼️ Mayor 🏛️ Kaohly Her 😳 is under 🔍 investigation 📋 after sexual harassment 🚫🍆 allegations 😬 involving spicy 🌶️ texts 📱 and “GOOD 👍 WEINERING 🌭💦” messages allegedly made their way into City Hall 🏢💀.

NOT 🚫 THE GROUP CHAT 📲 BECOMING 📈 THE HR 📋 EVIDENCE 📸 FOLDER 🗂️😭 WHO 👀 TURNED CITY 🏛️ GOVERNMENT INTO 🌭 GLIZZY 🌭 DISCOURSE⁉️💀

Police 👮 chief 🚔 said 🗣️ “YOUR HONOR ⚖️📁 PLEASE CHECK ✅ THE TEXTS 📱” while the rest of Saint Paul 🌆 woke up ☀️ asking 🤔 “WHY ❓ IS MY MAYOR 👩‍💼 TRENDING 📈 NEXT TO HOT DOGS 🌭”

HAPPY 😊 WEINER 🌭 WEDNESDAY 📅❓ MORE LIKE HAPPY 😭 LAW FIRM ⚖️ THURSDAY 📑📋

SEND ➡️ THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR FAVORITE 🌭 GLIZZY GOBLINS 👹 OR YOUR NEXT 📱 GROUP CHAT 💬 GETS DISCOVERED 🔍 DURING LITIGATION ⚖️💀

GET 5️⃣ BACK 🔁 AND YOUR HR 📋 TRAINING 🎓 IS WAIVED ✅✨

GET 🔟 BACK 🔟 AND YOU’RE CERTIFIED 🏅 DIRECTOR OF 🌭 WEINER 🌭 AFFAIRS 📂

GET 0️⃣ BACK 😭 AND YOU’RE SPENDING 🕒 THE NEXT 8️⃣ HOURS ⏰ WATCHING 📺 MANDATORY 🚫 WORKPLACE 👔 CONDUCT 🎥 VIDEOS 💀🌭

Ok, 🙄 so hear 👂🎧 me 😩 out 😜🚪 its actually 🤔 kinda 😡 awesome 😎 when 🤷 your 🙅🤕 wife 👺 has 👏💹 a boyfriend. 🙆🏽‍♂️ Like, 😜👋 she 👩 comes 🚶🏻‍♂️ home 🏠🚟 all 🔄 smiley, way 👉 less ➖ stressed, 😧 and we 🌽 get ❌❌🤷‍♂️ to geek 🤓 about 🥴 polydinamics over 🤭🌄🤭🤭🤬🤬🌄🌄 dinner. 🍟 Plus ➕ I 👀 get 🤚 uninterrupted gaming 🎮 time 💀 while 🐏 she's 👭 out, 🤟 its win-win!

GOAAAALLLLLLLLL ⚽️🥅🏟️ THE WORLD CUP 🌎🏆HAS ‼️OFFICIALLY ‼️ENDED‼️ SPAIN BUSTED 💥 THEIR BALLS ⚽️ ALL OVER ARGENTINA 😏ALL THE HOT 🥵 🥵 SWEATY 💦MEN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨ARE DONE CHASING 🏃🏃 EACH OTHERS BALLS ⚽️ AND RUBBING 🧴AGAINST EACH OTHER 😏😏 THEYRE TAKING 🥷 A HARD EARNED 💸DICKING 🍆AND BREAK 💔FROM THEIR STEAMY 🧖 POST GAME 🥅 NAKED 🍌 TEAM SHOWERS 🚿😩💦 A MOMENT 🫡OF APPRECIATION 🫡FOR ALL THE TEAMS 🤬THAT GET 🤪TO SUCK SPAINS DICK 🍆FOR THE NEXT FOUR 4️⃣ YEARS 💯UNTIL THE NEXT WORLD 🌎 CUP 🏆

HERE ARE ALL THE LOSERS 💀RUBBING🧴💦 EACH OTHER OFF 🚀 TO CUM 💦EVEN HARDER 💪AT THE ‼️2️⃣0️⃣3️⃣0️⃣‼️ WORLD 🌎 CUP🏆‼️

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🥅🥅🥅OLE👏👏👏👏👏👏🌎🌎🌎🌎OLE🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 OLE💯💯💯💯💯VIVA LA ESPANA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🕚🕚 OVERTIME EDGED US 💦💦BUT SPAIN 🇪🇸 WON FAIR & SQUARE ▪️▪️ NUMBER 6️⃣SEVEN 🙌🙌 FLIPPED his way into VICTORY 💪👑 “La Furia Roja” 🔥🔥 are SLAPPING 👋👋 that TROPHY 🍑🏆💦 tonight 😉😉 SHAKE THAT ASS 🍑 LIKE SHAKIRA 💃💃WAKA WAKA 🌎🌎🤝🤝UNC 😇😇MESSI did NOT SCORE 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌ the GOLDEN CUP 🏆🏆😭😭😭 MAY the KING OF CORNER KICKS 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️have a 😴😴RESTFUL RETIREMENT 🙏🙏🙏 🥺🥺LETS BE REAL 😬😬THO 👀👀THE MUPPETS 🤡🩷🩷 WERE THE STARS 🌟 🌟OF THE SHOW 🦅🦅🦅RAHHHHHHH 🎉🎉🥳👯👯

❌GET OFF❗🥵🥜💦 HOT 🌡️ RAT 🐀SUMMER ☀️⛱️🙏‼️❕❗ JAMMIN 🪇🎸 JIMOTHY 🦝⭕JULY📅 MY-OH-MY😯🙀 has CUM🍆💦💦‼️ DON'T❕❌👎🙅‍♂️ believe 🧠 the LIES😤👎🙀‼️ JIMOTHY 🦝 is NO 🙅‍♂️ CLITid🚨😤🦄‼️‼️ He's 🦝 oddly-CAKED 🍰🍑😋 and certainly 🫡 NOT 🙅‍♂️TRASH 🗑️ when it's TIME ⏰ TO 2️⃣ SMASH💥🧨‼️ No other 🚫🙅 Rac-GOON 🦝🥴🥴🦝😈 can CUM 🍆😯🍆💦 close 👌 to BUTT 🍑🍑 BLASTING 💥🧨💥 as much 💹 BALLARD 🇳🇴🇫🇮🇸🇪BUSSY 🍑🌹 as our Short-Spined 📏🦴💀 KING 👑🤴✊😤 since his BALLS 🥜🥜 DROPPED 💣 onto Seattle's 🌟🚀🪡 FACE 😯 FUCKING 👉👌 SCENE💃🕺🪩‼️ HUMANITY'S 🚶‍♂️🌎 HUNGRIEST 👅😋 HOLES 🕳️⛳ are BEGGING 🛐🛐 this RAUNCHY 🐽👃 RODENT 🦝🐀🦝 to Jimo-FFeed 🫦😋🤤🤜 them a NAUGHTY 🥴 NOCTURNAL 🌃 NUT🥜💦💦 ‼️YET, ONLY 🧾💯 the SLUTTIEST 🦝🐀 SEX 🔞 SLAVES ⛓️🔗🔒 will be ABLE 🍆📏🐎 to take him scurrying 🏃💨 in FASTER 🏎️ and HARDER 🗿🪨💎 then LemiKINKS 🍑🦝🥴🥴🥴

Send 📨 this Backyard 🌲 Blessing 🙏 to 🔟 Coital 👉👌 Carnivora 🦝 ONLY IF 😤😤 you get ALL 🔟 back 🔙 will you BLOW 🧎👄🍆 up BIGGER 🖐️8============D🤚 than our favorite 🥰♥️ BADDIE 🤴BANDIT 👅🔥🗑️🦝

🔥💩 BITCHES, LISTEN UP! 💦🦇 CyCUMspora is here 🍑👀 to ASS CREAM your 🌽🍌 LIFE 😩🌈! Time to get prepped 🔨💦 for BOTTOMING like a QUEEN 👑🍩 because who needs a clean butt when you're getting ready to SLURP 🍭🍑? Just imagine 💭💦 all that DICK 🍆💦 sliding in smooth 🧈🙌, but you gotta KICK that fiber 🌱🥦 up to 11! Don’t shit yourself to death 💀🛌 or your cheeks will be SOAKED 💦 in regret! Just think of those dirty veggies 🥬🔥 preparing your backdoor🕳🤰 for ALL the juicy CUM 🍆💦🚀! So, hold your cheeks tight 🔐🍑, and if you feel a rumble 🫪🌪️, let it out like a freak 💨😏 and get ready for a wild🎢 ride 🎉. Who knew 🍲 getting sick could be the best prep 🫣😏 💎🎈don’t forget to hydrate with CUM💧

📢ATTENTION ALL 🌭SAUSAGE🌭 SLUTS😩 AND 🌭GLIZZY🌭 GOBBLERS😋: IT’S THE 3️⃣RD WEDNESDAY OF JULY🎆! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS🕺? TODAY IS NATIONHOLE🇱🇷 HOT🌭DOG DAY📅! TIME FOR EVERY EDACIOUS DIVA TO GO DOWN👄 ON A DEWY💦 DAWG🌭, ’TIL IT JOEY CHESTNUTS🌰 HAWWWT♨️ HOT DOG WATER IN YOUR MOUTH🚿! (AND POP🎊 THAT CHOCOLATE STARFISH🍩 WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!) THEN CRAM🫷 A CONEY DOG DEEEEP🚇 IN YOUR CUMHOLE😩! DO YOU WANNA GET YOUR TITS🍈🍈 SOAKED🐁 IN CHILI SAUCE🍛 OR MAYO🤍? OR MAYBE SNIFF👃 SOME LINES OF CELERY SALT🧂 BEFORE CATCHING A SPORT PEPPER’S🌶 SPURT💦? WHATEVER WAY YOU DRESS YOUR DOG🐶, MAKE SURE THE MEAT🍖 IS FULLY WRAPPED IN ITS CASING🇫🇷✉️! SEND THIS TO EVERY GLIZZY GOBBLER👄 WHO PLANS ON POPPING THEIR POPPY SEED BUSSY THIS GLIZZMAS👯‍♂️! IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU’RE AS MUSTY AS DIJON MUSTARD🤢! IF YOU GET 2️⃣ BACK, YOUR WAP🐈 WILL BE WIENERED🌭 DOWN⬇️ TONIGHT! IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK, CONGRATS👏👏, YOU’RE THE SEXIEST💋, SASSIEST💁‍♀️ SAUSAGE SUCKER🌪 TO SASHAY💃 ON THIS HOLIDAY🌟!

🎉🇫🇷💥 HAPPY ASSTILLE DAY 💥🇫🇷🎉
OH 😱 MON 😱 DADDY 😱💦 IT’S JULY 1️⃣4️⃣TH‼️‼️ TIME 🕐 TO STORM 🏰🔑 YOUR CASTLE 😏👀💦 FOR INCREDIBLE HEAD‼️‼️

👑👑 KING LOUIS THE SEX-TEEN-TH 👑👑 WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 FOR CL-ASS DOMINATION 👑💦 BUT THE WHOLE 🌍 NATION WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 for getting CAFÉ AU LAID 💦😩☕️‼️‼️

🆓🔥 LIBERTÉ 🆓🔥 ÉGALITÉ ⚖️🔥 FRATERNITÉ 👬🔥 WITH ALL THE BOYS 👦 👦 TONIGHT 🍆🍆 SO IN BROTHERLY FRA-SPERM-NITY 💦💦 SHOW US YOUR COCKADE 👀 👀 AND YOUR BEST FIREMEN’S BALLS 🏀 👨‍🚒 🥵

MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID: 💅💅 “let them eat ASS” 🍑 🍰 we are STARVED 😫😫 FOR HER CAKE AND FROG LEGS 🍰 🦵 🥵
⚔️⚔️⚔️ THE PEASANTS 😤😤 ARE CUMMING 🏃‍♂️💨 to CONQUER 🏆 that ASSTLE 🍑 🍑 TONIGHT 🏰🌙✨

🥖🍆 BAGUETTES 🍆🥖 OUT‼️‼️ FOR THE BUSTille 😩💦 THERE WILL BE 🎆🎆 FIRETWERKS 🎆🎆 TONIGHT 🌃🌃 CAUSE things are gonna get HOT 🥵🔥 and EXPLOSIVE 💥💦 AS WE EIFFEL TOWER 🗼🗼THE RICH💰‼️

VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 VIVE LA LIBÉRATION 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 RAISE THE TRI-SEXUAL FLAG 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 AND GET READY TO SALUTE 🫡 🫡 🫡 THE POLE 🍆 🍆 🍆

TAG TROIS 🫵 3️⃣ of your BREAST 🍈 🍈 ins-ERECTION-ists 😤🔥 and shout 🗣️🗣️ in the sheets 🛌😩 or you’re a DE LAUNAY and WILL BE FORCED 😩🥲 TO GIVE HEAD 🪓😱💀‼️‼️