r/evilautism 1d ago

Autism Bewareness 🔫🗡💣 🙄

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u/gardenhead23 Resting witch face 1d ago

Two people had the sheer audacity to be talking to each other by the bike rack at the local supermarket when I needed to lock up my bike earler

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

they started your villain arc. you're not to blame

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u/gardenhead23 Resting witch face 1d ago

Honestly I feel like that ship sailed long ago ahah

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u/GrandNibbles 9h ago

flair checks out

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u/Lolaverses 20h ago

Kill them. Kill them all.

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u/TheSpiderDungeon I LOVE SPIDERS🕷🕸 16h ago

Ngl it's kind of cathartic to stand uncomfortably close to people in the way. Like, just barely not making contact. Breathing on them.

get the 🎶fuuuuck🎶 out of my 🎶waaaay🎶.

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u/More-Weird4842 14h ago

YESSSS especially on the subway, or just taking up sm space they have to gtfotw

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u/justanotterdude Autistic? More like Ottistic! 🦦 1d ago

Subhuman. Mere insects that exist to annoy me.

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u/Salt-Routine5181 three spiders in a trench coat 1d ago

Me when I'm in public, and the public is there

(please don't talk on the phone loudly in metro.. i get it. It's noisy, and you need to be louder so person can hear you, but please.... and don't fucking stink with perfume, too)

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u/satanicrituals18 Satanic Autism 1d ago

Note that everyone is marked as an enemy except for this woman in the front row.

She alone is the non-enemy. The sole ally in this hellish place. The bastion of peace.

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u/Lucky_655 🐇bnuuys shall take over the world and KILL🐇 1d ago

This is the woman that helped them pick up their stuff when they fell out of their bag on this dastardly bad day

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u/lorilemeyers 1d ago

the worst part is when i try to tell it to my therapist and she starts with "some people are good" and i have to stop her and say "NO! THEY ARE ALL MY ENEMIES. AND I WILL END HUMANITY MUAHAHAHA"

her reaction to that SUCKS

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u/justanotterdude Autistic? More like Ottistic! 🦦 1d ago

Yeah for some reason they call that a problem and think you need to go in a pillow room. No, I just wanna not be in society right now!

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u/XSaintess 1d ago

As a marginalized and oppressed person, this is actually factually accurate in most cases due to systemic maltreatment every person is taught to treat the marginalized with

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u/teajjie 🤬 I will take this literally 🤬 1d ago

When I’m in a bad mood and someone dares to walk down the same street as me when I’m trying to take a next relaxing walk 😡 (they can’t be in front of me or behind me of on the other side of the street)

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u/hamlin81 1d ago

I'm cringing alone just from the picture of a movie theater. Why would I want to watch a movie with a bunch of noisy strangers? Ugh. Def prefer to watch movies at home.

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u/Septopuss7 Vengeful 1d ago

When they decide to change my schedule at work and I have to work on a day I'm usually scheduled off I get actually evil. Like, everyone is pissing me off and it makes me feel bad to be that angry but I NEED STRUCTURE AND CONSISTENCY. I need two uninterrupted days off in a row in order to recharge my batteries or I turn into a huge pissy baby bitch. It almost always happens when I need a day off for an appointment or family event and they just switch my schedule around like why can't I just have that day off and also my two regular days off? I know it's super important for me to be there slaving away but my paycheck says you don't value me that much...

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u/izzyscifi 1d ago

Oh look it's my morning at work just now....

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u/ACuteCryptid 1d ago

This is me every day at work

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u/HappyyValleyy 1d ago

Me at work (being a fast food cashier will turn the kindest peoppe into thr biggest misanthropes, why are people so mean abiuy chicken please stop yelling at me i dont know why your chicken is taking a long time to cook)

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 1d ago

The way I remember that people arent out to get me is i ask myself "is this person purposefully trying to hurt my feelings?" That stops me from having outbursts at people

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u/thingummywatt AuDHD! I choose you 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKfN5Ryhn76uyPovmE

And when it happens without telling me + all of a sudden

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u/arakus72 1d ago

Oh, the misery

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u/alegalghost 🤬 I will take this literally 🤬 8h ago

My coworkers washing their dishes in the sink when i need to wash my hands is an intentional and tactical assault on my well being