ELIC Where are the microwave instructions on a box of popsicles? All sorts of other frozen commodities have them, but for some reason these don't.

And then make a movie about it! (Coyote vs. Acme)

For example, once I had a dream that I was hanging out with some dinosaurs and then suddenly I woke up in my bed. How did I get there so quickly?

How else would they keep them from flying all over the place. And I've done enough homework to know that magnets have poles and the dice would always roll the same number.

Dad, each time you come back from riding a bike you complain about how car drivers are maniacs and they almost killed you. But when you’re driving your car and a bike runs a red light to pass our car, you complain about how easy cyclists have it. What’s happening there? Are cyclists and motorists at war with each other, and you switch teams whenever you change vehicles?

Running across all those waves in the Pacific Ocean must be hard on the knees.

I tried asking Hobbes, but he went on a rant about tigers being too majestic. Do you know, Dad?

And why does he binge hars?

Actually for that matter what are hars?

Also can I call mom a cakebinger?

What happens if the politicians don't pass?

Why not A day, or B day?

Dad, why are all fire hydrants in town, in the movies, and on TV red?

Is it better than a transmogrifier?