r/fifthworldproblems • u/LordNoOne • 4h ago

Are you even human?

19 Upvotes

I can't seem to find any.

17 comments

r/fifthworldproblems • u/mrlr • 13h ago

My multiple personalities formed a committee and I can't get anything done.

26 Upvotes

9 comments

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Fifth World Problems

r/fifthworldproblems

Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you? Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads? Has Steve stolen the vowels in your universe, again? Goddamn Steve... If so this may be the place for you.

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Our friends X̷ͦͫ̈҉̩̱͙̖y̞̗̪̲͓͕͉̓͊͢z̸͖̰̩̎ͭ̐̈͌̋̿̕z̃͒̐̎ͧ͊҉̸̢̮̻̖y̷̹̤ͦ̓̽͂́ͮ and awsefnoxcedanliuppppp hang out in Sixth World Pproblems, our enemies [STEVEN], who are about to have their first [EMOTION], hang out in Seventh World Problems.

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