r/firstweekcoderhumour • u/Outrageous_Permit154 🥸Imposter Syndrome 😎 • 16d ago

[🎟️BINGO]”this.codifyMylife()” Bro we get it

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u/Tani_Soe 16d ago

Ngl that ones just yells "I'm not a dev"

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u/Samurai_Mac1 15d ago

I mean, it was posted in r/ClaudeCode of all places, so that tells us everything we need to know.

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u/Anonymous010206 15d ago

“I didn’t know strings had to be in quotes”

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u/plopliplopipol 15d ago

what do you mean you don't hardcode your dates with an unquoted xx-xx xxx format?

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u/r9wpvM 16d ago

Kinda bad for your eyesight I guess

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u/makinax300 16d ago

why

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u/r9wpvM 16d ago

Font really small

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u/lenn_eavy 11d ago

Because it is javascript

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 15d ago

I got banned from the Claude subreddits for making fun of someone for saying “I made this”, and then he proceeded to say he doesn’t know how to code.

I thought that’s the funniest shit ever

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u/SoonBlossom 16d ago

"People can't read it"

Bro is leaving among 12 years old childs whi can't read at all apparently

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u/CrashBugITA 15d ago

why not a json at this point? hard coded variables doesn't make too much sense

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u/gigsoll 15d ago

Who is this Jason everybody is talking about?

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u/ceruraVinula 14d ago

who is Jason and why does he have so much power 😱😱😱😱

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u/Ben_0 14d ago

I had a friend who was like "who needs a frontend anyway"

So the face is just an HTTP/JSON response

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u/UpsideDownFoxxo 15d ago

What does it say about me if I kind of like the concept? Maybe not JS, maybe make it actually be valid syntax, and id honestly consider getting it.

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 🥸Imposter Syndrome 😎 15d ago

You’re awesome as you’re! It tells you that you like programming!

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u/Nucklesix 2d ago

Me too, it's a neat concept

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u/invokeinterface 15d ago

The whole idea behind the "let" keyword was, for this and a couple other reasons, chosen to be easy for non-coders to understand. BASIC was basic for a reason

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u/Neofoxyyy 15d ago

This one is probably just ragebait

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u/KalaiProvenheim 15d ago

const HeartRate = 70 good luck running

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u/alotropico 15d ago

The new Unexpected Token brought to you by Uncaught SyntaxError.

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u/NotArticuno 15d ago

It feels like you'd only make fun of this after you have one year of coding experience and before you have ten.

You come to realize that people expressing their interests, even if it seems cheesy, is actually the whole entire human experience.

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u/Tricky-Chicken6118 15d ago

yea but he vibecoded it that’s what makes it corny and annoying

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u/brickyboy124 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean, the syntax is incorrect. If I was making it myself I would atleast make sure of that. 

(Lack of quotation marks around non numeric values, and who capitalises the first letter of non constant variables)

Doesn’t really seem to me like a programmer with lots of experience, missing the smaller details. Especially in r/claudecode 

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u/cherylswoopz 15d ago

It’s just setting a bunch of variables. Could be way cooler if it actually had some clever logic going on or something

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u/ceruraVinula 14d ago

posted in R slash claude code too 😭😭😭 gtfo

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u/South-Professor-8888 16d ago

Just as a nite. I didn't make this theme 😂 no idea why people think I did.

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u/ddeloxCode 15d ago

Is that a xiaomi 14 ultra?

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u/Nearby-Operation-343 15d ago

I think its kind of cool actually, vibe coding aside

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u/fuulhardy 15d ago

Is there a watch face like this one that just displays those numbers in that way without reference to programming? I’d love something like this.

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u/stefanhat 9d ago

This isn't even valid syntax

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u/originalmicrousb 15d ago

the shit bro does after watching a 20 minute python tutorial on youtube