go ichi!!!

I AM POSTING THIS AT 11:58 PM ON A TUESDAY, I AM FRIENDS WITH L AND JOBUS AND SIMON GG AND MUCH DRINK SO THIS IS MY FRIEND’S SUBREDDIT BOOM POW WAZAM

Lever

Since u/GodEatsChiIdren will not write my *excellent* idea which garnered attention from the likes of the legendary u/Fluid_Difference_903.

I will be back with a MIND BLOWING story to prove once and for all, im not a psycho and I did infact type this idea out without any weed.

Oh yeah I've attached the idea in question in image 2, read it. I know I reddit.

(Haha get it? Reddit? Haha im such a comedian)

my friends supply me with weird shit

I'm just feeling really alone right now, and that my efforts are disappointing at best, it feels like I'm a failure to everyone I know and that I'll never live up to even basic expectations, I can barely imagine what being happy actually feels like

I peronally think that the new one embodies the state identity a lot better the new one but the reasoning to change the flag was stupid.

LEVER GOD

*going AS for Halloween lol

I’m asking bc I’m kinda looking for inspiration but also just for fun lol

Shrimp’s also just here for moral support lol

Last stand will only trigger once per game. If you've already used it, it cannot be used again.

You have to still be alive.

Lastly, the last stand chance trigger will only occur once your brain health drops below 15.

When triggered, last stand has the following immediate effects:

Brain health is set to random value between 75% and 90%.

Fullness is moved 50% of the way towards 100.

Thirst is moved 50% of the way towards 100.

Weight is moved 15% of the way towards 50 kg.

Sickness is reduced by 30%.

Blood volume is increased to 3.75 L.

Heart rate set to 120

Fibrillation removed

Blood pressure set to 135

Blood vessel size set to 1

SpO2 set to 100% and forced for 6.7 seconds

Blood viscosity set to 0

Stroke removed

Pulmonary Embolism removed

Septic shock is reduced by 60%.

Venom removed

Energy is fully restored to 100%.

Increased Immunity for 4 minutes (same effect as antibiotics).

Become energized for 200 seconds.

Hemothorax is halved.

Body temperature is reset to 37°C.

Radiation sickness is reduced by 80%.

Internal bleeding is reduced by 95%.

Claw health is increased to 80.

Opiates are removed and tolerance is reset.

Sleeping pills, antidepressants, bleach, and mercury are removed.

For each limb:

Muscle health is increased by 30% toward full health.

Infection is decreased by 95%.

Bleeding is decreased by 95%.

Additionally, for 5 minutes afterwards, adrenaline is increased by 5/s and will not decrease over time.

(Almost forgot to write today's fact. My bad :3)

The more you know!

i wanna be cracked now

I have zero friends, I sit alone at school like a fucking idiot, my life is already ruined due to schizophrenia, both of my parents hate me and I'm depressed as fuck. Anywho.

Fggsfhb