r/funny • u/smugdugger • 2d ago

Ice Ice Baby

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u/r3tromonkey 2d ago

The ice queen cometh

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u/Satrialespork 2d ago

Only if you treat her right

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u/RustedMauss 2d ago

She’ll get there, she just moves at a pace that takes some patience.

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u/MooPig48 2d ago

Idk, that bitch is pretty fucking cold

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u/Podrick_Targaryen 1d ago

Be careful. Warm her up to much and she'll disappear.

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u/Alkyan 1d ago

Keeping her warm is the first step to getting her wet

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Miles and miles of stomping around in snowshoes through the bitter cold to locate this magnificent orifice,...

and it's frigid!

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u/cire1184 1d ago

But get her too wet and she might just flow away

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u/DrT33th 1d ago

Don’t go too fast and crash into her sidewalls, you’ll end up at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/MooPig48 1d ago

I have definitely done that and can relate

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u/OwliamCC 1d ago

BRO WHAT ARE THESE SHAKESPEAREAN WRITINGS 🔥

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u/Hungry_Solution_171 1d ago

Nope. They are followers of Robert Frost.

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u/GoldenHeart411 2d ago

Glacial pace 🤣

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u/TGin-the-goldy 1d ago

You could say…a glacial pace

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u/satsuppi 1d ago

Or she'll gave you a cold shoulder

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u/batty_61 1d ago

I don't think a shoulder is the body part that'll be feeling the chill...

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u/RelampagoCero 1d ago

I know where is located. I think

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u/Apocalypsefrogs 1d ago

There’s an old line of Oglaf comics that explicitly details this exact topic.

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u/gilligan1050 2d ago

Reminds me of my ex wife.

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u/r3tromonkey 2d ago

Reminds me of your ex-wife too

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u/sonofsophia333 1d ago

I'm also reminded of their ex wife.

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u/fsmlogic 1d ago

Except that cave has depth and more warmth.

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u/ThunderTatsu 1d ago

Is this by Georgia O’Queef?
(I’ll let myself out)

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u/Atophy 2d ago

Is this where frost giants come from ? 😆

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u/Debalic 1d ago

This is where frost giants come to.

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u/wordsmith7 1d ago

This is where frost giants come...

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u/sheikhyerbouti 1d ago

I had a friend named Winter.

She hates Game of Thrones because of the whole "winter is coming" thing.

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u/Maple-Bandit 2d ago edited 1d ago

Only if you found the ice spot

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u/maobezw 1d ago

... this reminds me of a certain oglaf comic...

"You stuck?"
"Yeth..."

xD

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u/Overall_Independent4 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/No_Pension_4341 1d ago

Ouuuuu shii

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u/Infinite_____Lobster 1d ago

Just another example of climate change affecting our everyday life

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u/rocketmn69_ 1d ago

Needs a lot of warming up

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi 1d ago

Just with the tip of the iceberg

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u/b-side61 22h ago

Followed by blue balls.

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u/Putrid-Reputation-68 9h ago

She's a cold hard ditch

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u/KingRemu 1d ago

Ice queef

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u/Dr_JackaI 2d ago

Still not as cold as my ex tho

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u/Button-Down-Shoes 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Ok-Perspective5959 1d ago

This too reminds me of his ex

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u/AppleTree98 1d ago

That is cold. How cold. Ice cold 

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u/OhAmbroz 1d ago

I can’t hear you. What’s cooler than being cool?

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u/Zeldaj1986 1d ago

ICE COLD

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u/Haru1st 15h ago

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

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u/misterwizzard 22h ago

She said I was the only one!

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u/rsoult3 1d ago

There's the comment I was expecting.

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u/ruckus_440 1d ago

And not as cavernous.

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u/Leadman19 2d ago

The Glagina

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 1d ago

The glaceussy

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u/ee3k 1d ago

Careful, she's a squirter.

Poor Nepal.

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u/Gnarizard_ 1d ago

Take my upvote, you son of a bitch

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u/sycolution 1d ago

fuuuuuck…I feel bad for laughing at this…

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u/GiniThePooh 20h ago

Me too! Pretty sure he stamped our ticket to hell.

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u/moccawimba 1d ago

😭 dude wtf

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u/TheNotoriousElmo 14h ago

Why does this sound so Italian, ah yes, the glaceussy 🤌

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u/DerpinTerp 1d ago

The clitorice

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u/FancyThing8889 2d ago

Ninety percent of male mountaineers will struggle to find the exact location of that cave

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u/Kempeth 2d ago

Well it's not exactly the cave that the steuggle to find... more like... the treasure?

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u/SprungMS 1d ago

We’ve been conditioned to dig for the treasure… who ever thought to look up that high??

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u/reagandhi 1d ago

They’re spelunking when they should be scaling 😔

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u/psycharious 1d ago

The pearls

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u/LucklessCope 2d ago

Well gee, no wonder since they all have to go when its dark outside. Because "someone" doesn't want keep the daytime lights on.

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u/Acrobatic_Repeat_637 1d ago

The treasure has been gone for years.

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u/Spedding 1d ago

Bonnie Blue spotted on holiday in Antartica

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u/Hench4-life21 1d ago

Winner. Here your upvote!

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u/Shellybellywok 2d ago

Oh, so it’s a girl cave!

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u/dmullaney 2d ago

I should call her

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u/usinjin 2d ago

HELLO! hello! hello! hello!

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u/Hugh_G_Reckshen 1d ago

Is there anybody in theeeere?

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u/charlie_marlow 1d ago

Just nod if you can hear me

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u/JoaoPauloCampos 1d ago

Is there anyone home?

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u/Current-Roll4471 1d ago

Come on, now

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u/comfortablybot 1d ago

I hear you are feeling down

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u/Mobile-Yak 1d ago

Well, I can ease your pain

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u/Githyerazi 1d ago

Get you on your feet again

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u/GrantW01 1d ago

Relax (Relax Relax Relax)

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u/BeyondElectricDreams 1d ago

WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF HIS HEAD?

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u/rickyg_79 1d ago

Dangerops prangent sex?

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u/WarriyorCat 1d ago

Can u get pregante?

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u/Top-Distribution733 2d ago

Fell in love with a Sasquatch too?… get in line

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u/delta9thc1974 2d ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/Bonti_GB 2d ago

I wouldn’t, she would just give you the cold shoulder.

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u/MachNero 2d ago

This one's got a cold lip

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u/Gumbercules81 2d ago

You shouldn't call her

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u/lookingoodboyo 1d ago

Not the crevussy...

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u/whiskeynowater 2d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 1d ago

alternatively...

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u/Preform_Perform 22h ago

Frostbite central.

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u/Seldom_Popup 5h ago

I'm looking for this comment 😂

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 2d ago

Ice hood call her.

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u/sandm000 2d ago

Let it go!

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u/GoodGuyGlocker 1d ago

THIS is an underrated comment. Well done fellow Redditor!

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u/Disgruntled_Smitty 1d ago

"Isn't it obvious Morty...I fucked a planet"

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u/SpankBankManager 2d ago

I bet it’s warmer than my ex.

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u/rainydays_89 2d ago

It’s not

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u/synocrat 2d ago

Keep Rick Sanchez away from that thing.

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u/RoverBoyNumber6 2d ago

Gaia baby!

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u/tvtoms 2d ago

"Hey, baby." - Butthead

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u/slade51 1d ago

“Yeah! He-he-he-he-he-he” - Beavis

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u/Komabeard 2d ago

Not the first explorer in that cavern

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u/ReeveGoesh 2d ago

Is it hard to find?

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u/Komabeard 2d ago

Been searching my entire life

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u/gellshayngel 1d ago

Hotdog down a hallway

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u/Scar68 21h ago

‘Insert’ joke about it being warmer than an ex.

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u/dmtslayr 2d ago

I got a theory why ppl like cave diving

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u/JohnnyFnG 2d ago

Frussy

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u/capthavic 2d ago

Glussy making me act unwise

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt820 2d ago

I still can't find it! 

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u/TheRealChexHaze 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 21h ago

That glacier's name must be Bonnie Blue

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u/JimmyHaggis 2d ago

If you enter you'll find a wampa missing an arm.

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u/KarateEnjoyer303 1d ago

I should call her

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u/RipSilly8467 1d ago

I don’t know but I’ve been told…..

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u/Valioes 21h ago

Baby, it’s cold inside..

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

That’s cold

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u/solidxnake 2d ago

Gets a little hot and she starts dripping

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u/chezzer33 1d ago

“Hello darkness my old friend”

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u/Jamescovey 1d ago

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure that you seek.

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u/Xanadude2112 1d ago

I don’t know but I’ve been told

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u/feelinuneasy1234 1d ago

Proof that giants once walked this earth

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u/Some-Ice-4455 1d ago

Blue waffles.

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u/cybrrpwnk 21h ago

i immediately went to check the comments

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u/iTurnip2 2d ago

I don't know, but I've been told

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u/No-Appearance-4338 1d ago

I had two thoughts either what you said or “Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold
That's why I got a heater for your thighs”

- a little piece of heaven A7x

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 1d ago

And I know, I know it's not your time, but bye-bye

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u/SkylarAV 2d ago

Frigid bitch...

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u/Dry_Tea516 2d ago

Take my up vote, you deserve it

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u/zeussteppinhard 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/Krutius- 1d ago

You should have cold her

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u/createthiscom 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/99prime99 22h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Overlord1241 2d ago

Every dudes X wife.

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u/absofsteel1717 1d ago

Ah yes. The clitor-ice...located above the Gla-bia majora...

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u/BoneDaddy77 1d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/PthaloBloo 1d ago

.... by Georgia O'Keefe

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u/Beginning-Response-5 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Gunner_E4 1d ago

🎶I don't know but I've been told🎶 🎶Eskimo pussy is mighty cold🎶 🔋🤘🧥

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u/WhishtNowWillYe 21h ago

Mother Nature needs some McLovin

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u/Zealousideal_Play995 21h ago

The ice caveussy

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u/Evening-Rip1522 1d ago

I should thaw her

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u/brownie-mix 1d ago

fuck ICE

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u/Squishy_mcnissy 2d ago

Bella swan

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u/ipoopcatturds 2d ago

I dont know but ive been told...

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u/Ironbarks 2d ago

I immediately thought about my tongue getting stuck. I need to get off the Internet.

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u/kisselmx 1d ago

I Don't know what I've been told. But Eskimo

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u/Mauso88 1d ago

I’ve heard Cheech Marin talk about that

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u/Bobpool82 1d ago

I don't know but I've been told

Elsa's pussy is mighty cold

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u/theskadoosh 1d ago

The clit isnt here either boys!

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u/Inglorious186 1d ago

Just one of the many reasons why I got divorced

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u/CaptainLawyerDude 1d ago

“Jeez you gotta big pussy. Jeez you gotta big pussy.”

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u/noocaryror 1d ago

Cold Cold Ethel

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u/slartibuttfart 1d ago

It gets scared in the cold don't laugh at it.

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u/bravessmith 1d ago

Yep still can't find it 😂

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u/Typical_Response_950 1d ago

How'd you get a photo of my ex-wife?

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u/r4plez 1d ago

Mother Earth

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u/PhilemonV 1d ago

I still can't find the clitoris.

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u/WitchesTeat 1d ago

Fuck who took my picture I live alone

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u/chrisberman410 1d ago

Winter is coming

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u/nuevavizcaia 1d ago

Shame we cant comment gif in this sub

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u/Psychedelicious420 1d ago

My Wife! inserts borat meme

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u/StormAlias 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Immortal628 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/Blackboard_Monitor 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/venkman_00 18h ago

“Damn you’ve got a big pussy. Damn you’ve got a big pussy.”

She asked, “why’d you say that twice?”

I said, “I didn’t.”

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 2d ago

Reminds me of my ex.

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u/mistahpho 2d ago

I miss her

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u/cccpnwc 2d ago

everything reminds me of her

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u/DrinksNDebauchery 1d ago

Ah, so this is where ice golems come from

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u/lyinggrump 2d ago

Looks like a vagina

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u/radioactive_sharpei 2d ago

Man, she was a stone cold bitch, but i really should give her a call…

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u/SethOval 2d ago

Wohman!

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u/Dogegg 2d ago

Uh oh…