r/funny • u/SupermanRR1980 • 1d ago

Thermometer Holder

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3.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/no_one_likes_u 1d ago

Why is it so deep?

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u/slowreload 1d ago

It's going south for the winter.

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u/petitebooty666 22h ago

I was told that's how you get the most accurate readings, but hey I'm no doctor

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u/Noxious89123 1d ago

Why is the dog so small?

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u/NaturalFrog2 20h ago

Probably spent too much time in the icy pool.

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u/IAmDanHimself 5h ago

Its purpose is for something else.

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u/ammartiann 21h ago

So deep that I had to check if this was posted under r/oddlyterrifying

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u/mysteryphotogatl 1d ago

Those thermometers taste funny

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u/SimpleGuy7 1d ago

Better his than mine

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u/OrangeCakeV 1d ago

Is this a real product or did you improvise?

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u/SupermanRR1980 23h ago

It’s at my cat’s vet. We’re waiting for the tech to come in…..

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u/OrangeCakeV 23h ago

Showing pets what's coming up next, how cool of them.

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u/Zanian19 14h ago

All fun and games until the vet brings out a 4 foot long thermometer

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u/IAmDanHimself 5h ago

Yes yes, no need to remind me. I remember.

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u/ForeverUnclean19 21h ago

As a vet tech, props to that clinic for a great sense of humor😅

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u/DaBrainFarts 16h ago

I need the 3d printer files for that please.

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u/phiednate 19h ago

It's definitely 3d printed.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 23h ago

Whoever came up with that idea was barking mad.

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u/SupermanRR1980 23h ago

I see what you did there….

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 23h ago

I couldn't resist it.

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u/j0llyllama 1d ago

Just dont use it as a hairbrush holder.

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u/Lev_Astov 17h ago

Noooo.....

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u/j0llyllama 15h ago

Always remember, Kolby 2012

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u/jxj24 23h ago

"Sit, Ubu, sit!"

"I can't."

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u/SupermanRR1980 23h ago

Good dog.

Ruff!

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u/CTSOCAL 1d ago

Finally, a lab result from an actual Lab.

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u/Abbot_of_Cucany 14h ago

Followed up by a cat scan from an actual Cat.

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u/DannyTonza 1d ago

Needs googly eyes on it

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u/unsupported 1d ago

How do you tell the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.

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u/Bk_Punisher 23h ago

The taste!! 🤢

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u/MeisterInferno 1d ago

Maybe it shows how to be used?

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u/Ravensqueak 18h ago

Does it need to sit so deep?

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u/GregorSamsaa 18h ago

Does anyone else’s vet office not do rectal checks? My vet puts it under their armpit, and then always comments about the difficulty they’re having getting a good reading. They do it for both my cat and dog.

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u/Kinzuko 23h ago

i hate this... good job...

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u/Tanerian 21h ago

Clifford! No!

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u/Dethclawk 20h ago

That's one giant thermometer

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u/nightwyrm_zero 23h ago

Making sure you know which end it goes into.

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u/MyHeartBelongsToMe 23h ago

Just shove the whole thing up poor Clifford's butt, why don't you?

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u/bobcatbreakdown 23h ago

It’s looks like mini Clifford is…presenting?

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u/slimj091 23h ago

that model dog looks like it's enjoying it a little too much.

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u/dead__inside 19h ago

Didn't want to laugh at this. I did anyway. Take your upvote.

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u/Signal_Road 16h ago

Wife, former Nursing Assistant, said 'God bless 3D printing.' with a big grin on her face.

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u/Scoobywagon 23h ago

where can I get a few of those?

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u/SupermanRR1980 23h ago

They said they 3D printed them…..

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u/AngelJCH 23h ago

That looks like it'd work better for a turkey than a person.

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u/Indaliai 23h ago

🤮🤢

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u/Hrmerder 15h ago

If it were a kardashian then I might bite

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u/Old-Government-3142 10h ago

Rectal thermometer

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u/SumonaFlorence 7h ago

Most likely a pen holder, but they decided to use it this way instead. :f

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u/DogsAreOurFriends 1d ago

I do not like.

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u/R-T-O-B 1d ago

its a good way to make sure you don't get it wrong

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u/jimfosters 1d ago

also need a cat. With the head turned eyes wide expression they have when taking their temp.

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u/Book_of_Numbers 22h ago

I don’t like this at all

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u/AE_WILLIAMS 1d ago

What's the room tempoocher?