(Little sidenote to the mods: I'm hopeful this is an acceptable place to post this. Though I am ultimately interested in purchasing a headphone, I don't see this as a purchase question. My primary interest remains academic. I want to know if there is ANYTHING that can truly touch an Audeze without being a cantankerous beast--and I maintain, with a Fermian zeal, that someone must have managed it at some point. If not, then I would like to encourage a discussion around why such a seemingly reasonable niche has been so hard to fill. If you aren't in agreement, no worries and feel free to remove this post.)
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Hey all, hope you're doing well :)
Fair warning: I am about to go on a short* rant. If you aren't interested, here's the TL;DR. I am on a pilgremage. My Makkah, Audio Nirvana. My Kabah: a planar LCD-X/LCD-4 standin which (1) stays firmly fastened upon my dome, (2) can be reasonably driver by a mid-upper range DAP, (3) ideally has lower driver failure rates than (especially older) Audeze variants, and (4) maintains the BIG bass (weight/slam + height/scale). With that out of the way, feel free to skip to Quest for The Goldivox Zone - pt. 2.
Rant.
So I'm no superaudiophile. My nicest pair of headphones are an old LCD-X (supplemented by upgraded pads, a careful EQ, and twice-a-day prayers the drivers don't fail). I love everything about them. The materials, the case, the resolution, the enveloping presentation, the EQability, the BASS. Oh, that sweet, succubine bass. There exists perhaps no more romantic way to experience the sensation of being hit by a bus, than with some EDM and a LCD-X w/ a +16dB difilter bass shelf.
Everything is perfect. Everything, that is.... except the usability.
The weight isn't even the problem for me. No, if they were just *heavy* I would have zero complains. But our friends at Audeze--bless their hearts--have done the impossible. Though I know not the strange roads Sankar Thiagasamudram and Alex Rosson trod to obtain such black secrets, the proof is in the product. The code has been cracked. The result? Engineered sentience. Headphones, with will. Personality; autonomy. That is--an urge to flee at all costs.
Turn my head? They make a break for it. Take a sip of water? They make a break for it. Foot feeling a little itchy? Don't even think about it.
Their weight distribution is so poorly managed, so concentrated in the cups, that no amount of headband-tightening and cable-slider shenanigans can make them usable in non- stationary-at-the-desk applications. Let alone for someone such as myself, who enjoys righteous headbanging, listening about the house, and occasionally taking my headphones on a walk around the block. (Typically at night. To spare the children.)
I (and I think many others) enjoy moving to music as I listen. Moving around, headbanging, dancing.. I find this particularly true of planars (which, despite this being to some a touchy subject, simply do take taxing bass EQs better than their dynamic counterparts across the board). Audeze in particular manages such an excellent take on planar bass, which makes these activities specially irresistable.
(Being an obsessive EQ-head and general subbass addict, the EQ aspect of high end planars becomes even more alluring. For any co-bearers of picky ears and genre androgyny--I can't help but feel the flexibility of high-end planars, is something of a shoo-in. Say what you will about the planar vs dynamic EQ debate: when I speak, an Audeze obeys.)
Quest for The Goldivox Zone - pt. 1
As mentioned above, the whole idea is a semi-portable Audeze alternative--so that rules out something like Tungsten or HE6 OG.
It goes without saying, but I'm only interested in cans with excellent technical abilities, comparable to an LCD-line can. Open-back only, but with bass to be at least within spitting distance of the LCD-X (in terms of forcefulness/transient weight/dynamic capability as well as size)--this cuts out most options on the market.
While I don't consider weightiness within reason a huge issue, something that has a degree of security/stability is key. Otherwise this whole post would be competely pointless. Duh. Sorry Abyss, the only way I'm taking the 1266 on a walk is behind me on a leash.
Speaking of which--an acceptably good reputation when it comes to durability is of course ideal for movement, light cleaning, other semi-portable activities. I'm talking less about "feel in the hands" here and more about good clean longevity; HiFiMans are notorious for feeling a bit rickety across the board, but I put my old Sundaras through the ringer with nothing to show for it but a whisper-thin ticking from the 3.5mm jacks when you move the cable around.
Quest for The Goldivox Zone - pt. 2
That leaves us with a (very) few options. There is, of course, the obvious route--the LCD-4z--but this doesn't provide a true fix for LCDs' core portability issues so much as it does an Ozempic prescription and a very expensive bandage. The MM-520/LCD-5 (and perhaps even the MX-4) are also worth mentioning, but for various reasons fall short of the mark imo.
A couple other options I've identified are the Rosson RAD-0 and Final Audio D8000, but I have some concerns that their smaller drivers may punch, not so much SLAM. (Again, we are but humble postulants of The Audeze Way™. This means, for bass, we want more 'Tesla's Oscillator' and less 'Muhammad Ali on a tranquil afternoon.') I've read good things about the Verum 2--(lower your pitchforks; they can be found used without too much trouble)--but there's limited info about them online... and frankly I have not-insignificant doubts about their ability to actually measure up.
Wrap-up.
As per the title: the more I've researched the more I see this as a pipedream. The headphone I am looking for may simply not exist. If so, I'd be very grateful for help in identifying the Crowleyan slag pit from which Audeze sources their drivers--and the reason no other manufacturer has managed to find it yet.
If you happen to have any tips (slag-related or otherwise), or leads on potential options (perhaps something boutique/small-batch? Things less easily divined through hopeful Googling and quiet meditation)... it would be greatly appreciated. If anyone can speak towards the options I already mentioned, or has anything else to add to the discussion, I'd love to hear what you've got to say. Otherwise, thanks for reading this desperately verbose cry for help. Hope ya have a great day. Cheers!