hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

6.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

230 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 20h ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be boiled alive from hot water and made into a nice soup

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Tyrranide • 13h ago

He will be covered in ketchup and mustard

469 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/notapoet_justawoman • 18h ago

She will be packed and placed in an overhead bin

837 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Haemwich • 4h ago

He will be neatly folded

45 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Rochelle6 • 21h ago

🍔Purrgur😼 She will be delivered and consumed.

318 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 1d ago

🦜Birdrito🦉 She will be sliced then diced and eaten with a knife alhamdulillah

2.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/magic_baobab • 21h ago

It’s RAW! He will be eaten

212 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Weevil_1984 • 19h ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He has been baked

129 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Budget_University_56 • 1d ago

BEANS🐾 She has been cooked down and set to simmer.

123 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OcculticUnicorn • 1d ago

Golden Brown She will be golden brown after baking a few more minutes

61 Upvotes

Got this sub recommended after I posted.

Her name is Dahlia 💛

r/hewillbebaked • u/Wondervale • 1d ago

She will be eaten as a tasty snack

201 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Four_beastlings • 2d ago

She has been baked

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/PedalBoard78 • 1d ago

They will be sold in a bag at the grocery hot bar.

71 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Tomdaszek • 2d ago

He will be baked

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 2d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be minced into a fine coleslaw

5.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/thecheatisgrounded69 • 2d ago

Yum😋 He will be grilled and served with your choice of toppings and a side

339 Upvotes

Please let me know what items he will be topped with. I will save a plate for you.

r/hewillbebaked • u/FloofingWithFloofers • 2d ago

Burnt ⚠️ She will be baked...to a crisp!

196 Upvotes

I burned it...;)

r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 2d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be peeled and eaten

1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Xela_Leinad • 2d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ he will be turned into overpowered fuel (from a game's wiki article)

24 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/bluesidra • 4d ago

Golden Brown She will be crisply fried soon

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 4d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will ensure you get your 425g of daily sugar

8.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JaxxinateButReddit • 4d ago

🦜Birdrito🦉 He will be a succulent meal

3.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/FutureAwaitsUs • 4d ago

It’s RAW! She will be breaded and fried to make popcorn shrimp

1.1k Upvotes