r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Apr 01 '26
Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary • Jan 13 '26
Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally poster’s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.
From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.
I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also that’s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.
This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Wonderful_Song8765 • 3h ago
I've been taking care of my plant so good only watering 33 drops 3 times a day every day for a year, with daily fertilizer and neem guzzles before night night, and my baby finally blessed me by growing some baby tree pups from her base!!! How Cuuuuuutee! Cant wait to see these babies grow! Best plant parent EVERRR! 🫰
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Fuzzy_Bathroom_6698 • 11h ago
Anyone need scale? I finally got my colony settled and I’d be willing to start sharing some.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/o_0malik • 17h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Tall_Courage8830 • 23h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Primary-Pickle-69 • 14h ago
I genuinely am not trying to even be mean but a quick google search or just common knowledge on plants you'd know this is variegation... Am I being an asshole LMFAOOO
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Any_Spell_7004 • 1d ago
Go ahead and sue me, but I am team let the fungus gnats live. I have a lot of plants, and unfortunately when you have this many you kind of have to accept that you’re gonna have the odd little gnat flying around you here and there. But you know what? I like them. They’re mostly harmless to adults, and they make the jungle vibe that I’m going for feel way more real. Who cares if you have a little friend following you around from time to time, isn’t that what pets are after all? I get that nobody wants a full on swarm and I will always support using mosquito dunks when you need a gentle population reset, but you won’t catch me squashing a little friend if he’s crawling on my screen.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MondaysForThrowaways • 19h ago
This grocery store didn't have any unvariegated ones. They must be orchid specialists!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Traditional_Fail_931 • 1d ago
How can I save my cactus? It wanted to be a rocket launcher
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/kb5454 • 1d ago
will it eat me?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Different-Machine732 • 19h ago
I've managed to save her from and overwatering death ( hubby was watering her at the same time I was, she was high up so I couldn't see)
I've potted her on and she's grown a little but I feel like she could be doing better. I’ve been spraying her leaves so they don't go brown on the tips as much.
Is there something specific I could be feeding her ?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/KoalaKey4400 • 1d ago
I think I should crush some viagra into its water. 🤔
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Cold-Candle-5766 • 1d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/_Luciferhimself_ • 2d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/luisherdez • 2d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Suspicious-Coyote397 • 2d ago
Unparalled rarity, super specimen!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/shewhospeakstobees • 3d ago
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/PeachesBlooms • 3d ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/YeaYouGoWriteAReview • 3d ago
It's in a window so it gets plenty of light. I don't understand
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/KinklyGirl143 • 3d ago
Perfect for the experienced plant enthusiast who looks at a normal fiddle leaf fig and thinks, “That has way too many leaves.” The four branches, each individually fleeing in a different direction, will be the talk of every guest. Comes with complete with pot, stand, support stakes, years of questionable decisions, and approximately 14 leaves located wherever they felt like growing.
Make me an offer!
