r/instant_regret • u/tattoodiceswimmersa • 8h ago

Tour guide loses control of game viewer, drives into croc infested river.

Happened in Masai mara over the weekend. Not fatalities.

1.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Geaux_Tigers-Coach_O 6h ago

Turns out, this is one time where falling out of a moving vehicle makes you the lucky one!!

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u/vinny876 5h ago

Meals on wheels.

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u/KiKiPAWG 20m ago

Crocodile delivery service

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u/Old_Resident8050 6h ago

Lion watching from the bush, hidden, are like "Game on bitches!".

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u/Calculonx 4h ago

Much tastier without the crunchy shell

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges 59m ago

Wildebeests: "Here comes the distraction, go for it guys!"

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 6h ago

“Jesus Christ, now what?” Had me laughing way too hard

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 6h ago

Infested? You mean their home

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u/PunjabiDragon 6h ago edited 4h ago

Meant to say Croc invested waters.

Their investment in owning these waters has paid off huge as they never needed to evolve further.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 6h ago

The investment seem promising. However, every time my crocodile Uncle has tried to cash out they tell him that his funds will be available "in a while"

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u/PunjabiDragon 6h ago

Who’d of thought that water could be so illiquid.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 5h ago

I guess they were frozen

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u/chiraltoad 3h ago

they'd have better flow if they could make their accounts current

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u/zxc123zxc123 5h ago

You NEVER need to ever feel bad for croc uncs cause:

  1. When they win? They just laze around sunbathing by the water almost too lazy to even eat. No invites, no sharing, and no gifts for you.

  2. When they lose? It's all crocodile tears.

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u/iamjameshannam 48m ago

Was it off… shore?!?!

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u/sltc27 6h ago

'Have you crocs ever heard of a reverse mortgage? I think it's an excellent idea for you and your family'

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u/b-side61 5h ago

In this economy?!?!?

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 3h ago

Most shares are owned by the Croc brothers

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u/iamjameshannam 48m ago

They could take that to the … bank…?!?

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u/davmcswipeswithleft 5h ago

Infested can mean a dangerous habitat. It’s absolutely fine to use infested here.

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 6h ago

-infested

suffix

used to form adjectives meaning that a place has harmful animals, insects, or something else present in large numbers or in a large amount, causing disease, damage, or danger.

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u/Caladrius33 6h ago

Corc1 : Well the creatures here are bipedal and apparantly intelligent.

Croc2 : Not very.

The party : Anyways, shall we?

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u/Appropriate_Guitar54 6h ago

Only thing infested in this video was Humans

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u/fcbx347 4h ago

This comment section seems infested with triggered humans

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u/NerdForGames1 1h ago

This is why the the rest of the population dogs on Reddit……these are the “big brain virtue signaling comments that get upvoted….like bro it don’t even make any sense when you think about it as deep as they are thinking. About it holy L

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u/subversion_dnb 5h ago

Right? It's like saying "SUV drives into human infested city"

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u/evensexierspiders 2h ago

I'd say your example fits the definition ohhhtartarsauce shared. At the rate we're going "human infested planet" seems fitting.

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u/sk169 6h ago

Some people think the whole planet belongs to them that’s why they use that kind of language.

It comes from a thought process where every place on earth belongs to humans (eventually) - until then we are just dealing with croc infested waters, vicious jungles of Amazon and so on.

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u/thamanwthnoname 6h ago

Says the great virtue signaler sk169

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u/sk169 6h ago

right

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u/skylla05 6h ago

Some people also weirdly nitpick language that is coming from a certain perspective for no reason other than to feel self righteous. The crocodiles feelings aren’t going to be hurt because we’re referring to something from our perspective, relax.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 3h ago

Idk I’m pretty sure I saw some crocodile tears. Maybe we did hurt their feelings.

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u/NerdForGames1 1h ago

The issue is your defending a virtue signaler by scrutinizing another virtue signaler….. these irony on Reddit is always great. “You mean there home” like buddy nobody said that wasn’t their home like the OC is inferring. Yall some virtue signaling mfs lol then other ole boy gonna come in here about how “everyone thinks they own the land of the world” like whattttttttttttttttttt nobody said that eitherrrrrrrrr yall literally argue ghost arguments.

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u/sk169 6h ago

Someone’s jimmies got rustled

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u/lohonomo 4h ago

Yeah, yours

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u/sk169 4h ago

Great comeback bro

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u/lohonomo 4h ago

I know

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u/lohonomo 4h ago

That's not why lol

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u/PineappleNecessary89 6h ago

Ultimate safari experience!!

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 3h ago

Pretty immersive

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u/KeyAssumption8773 6h ago

We can’t do nothing! -does nothing

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u/boilerdam 6h ago

We’ve all heard this in corporate culture before… every leadership meeting.

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u/Mikeismyike 4h ago

That's when the video ended. It's safe to assume they stopped recording and helped.

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u/BigBananaBerries 3m ago

I wouldn't say it's safe. There's far too many that don't understand the concept of a double negative.

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u/EW278 1m ago

If they all got out and stood in a large group or line I think it would be intimidating to any lions, like the video of the 3 hunters slowly walking toward a fresh kill made by the lions that run away.

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u/OZManHam 5h ago

This is a safari, you're supposed to stay in the car

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u/fcbx347 4h ago

Except keep filming

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u/Majolica777 3h ago

They literally turned off the video right after saying “we can’t do nothing”, obviously they r helping lol

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u/pvbsojourner 12m ago

We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

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u/river_tree_nut 6h ago

He's taking 'eat the rich' to a whole new level

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u/Responsible_Mix_2319 4h ago

Full done land cruisers, pull up and attach the winch cable or strap, put it in 4low and yank them out!

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u/Rare4orm 6h ago

I demand a refund…and I’d like to have my arm back too!

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u/rrudra888 2h ago

UberEats for the crocs🐊

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u/hawksdiesel 2h ago

hahahahahha

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u/youdownwithopp 6h ago

the people in this video talk like ai

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u/x0y0z0 5h ago

Fok jou bra

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u/Plus-King5266 6h ago

You mean with Boer accent?

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u/SmallCrackerVagina 4h ago

This isn’t really a Boer accent. They are South African English, probably from KZN or Johannesburg.

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u/Plus-King5266 4h ago

Thanks for the correction. I just knew it wasn’t from AI, wherever that is. /s

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u/youdownwithopp 6h ago

no just their reactions and what they say reminds me of the weird ai voices you hear in ai videos

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u/OfficerBarbier 5h ago

Oh look the car is now going down to the river

Oh a woman fell out

They have lost control of the vehicle

It was good that she left the vehicle before it reached the river

What can be done to help them

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u/lohonomo 4h ago

How do AI people talk? I'm mot familiar with the tells

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u/flyknitfanboy 6h ago

“What the heeeell?”

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u/Majolica777 3h ago

it’s almost like ai talks like people

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u/DubSket 2h ago

Jesus christ, now what?

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u/butterkatana 4h ago

One of my relative was there and was a witness, the brake failed on the truck!

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u/6-foot-under 4h ago

So what happened? Did people die?

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u/AnswersQuestioned 1h ago

I know the guy’s second uncle who was speaking in the video in the background

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u/butterkatana 14m ago

No just minor injuries

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u/unreqistered 3h ago

“you can’t do nothing”

yes you can, you’ve got a device in your hand that can instantly connect you across the globe … grab some footage of them crocs deathrolling some fat pasty tourist and upload it to facebook

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u/habbadee 3h ago

"We can't do nothing."

Oh, I beg to differ

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u/Own_Ranger_208 6h ago

You can't park there!

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u/BoxBird 2h ago

Lmfao absolutely ZERO self preservation skills Lordy

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u/okmijnmko 6h ago

Like I needed another reason to skip a safari vacation

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u/tygerr39 1h ago

Don't. They're usually much more boring than this.

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u/snahfu73 6h ago

What is a game viewer?

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u/wikipediabrown007 5h ago

Automobile to view game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_viewer_vehicle

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u/snahfu73 5h ago

Thanks for the clarity!

What kind of human calls a vehicle a "game viewer"?

What in the blue-fuck is actually going on with Reddit?

Actually how difficult is it to write "Tour Guide Loses Control & Drives Into Croc Infested Waters"

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u/Funstuff66 5h ago

You clearly don’t know game 

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u/davmcswipeswithleft 5h ago

That’s what they’re called.

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u/DasReap 5h ago

World doesn't revolve around you dawg.

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u/lousypompano 2h ago

Yeah i thought the woman shown first out of the vehicle was a "game viewer" and she got away from the guide and was gonna dive into the infested waters to get some good shots

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u/Majolica777 3h ago

“what in the blue-fuck”?

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u/beat_by_beat 3h ago

Croc infested? That's kinda where they live...

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u/Book_Anxious 2h ago

They're so nice to distract the Crocs while the others cross

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u/novocaine666 4h ago

How does someone lose control at 6mph? “Tour guide *not paying attention…”

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u/Norse_Bear 3h ago

Brakes broke?

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u/Blue-Juniata 6h ago

You had one job.

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u/TheLooza 3h ago

Now what? Now its time for lunch. Im starving!

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u/Perrenekton 22m ago

Doesn't really fit the sub

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u/3amcheeseburger 19m ago

I have heard going on safari costs an arm and a leg

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u/hinterstoisser 5h ago

Human infestation

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u/blove135 1h ago

We can't do nothing. We gotta go and look at them get eaten by the crocs. Wouldn't want to miss out on that. Someone get it on camera.

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u/Logco 4h ago

The audio sounds very AI.

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u/rmftrmft 6h ago

Don’t help. Just film.

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u/brightdionysianeyes 6h ago

How you going to help the people? They're bailing out of the car