r/interesting • u/I-T-Y • Jul 14 '26

NATURE Pigeon walks into falcon's nest

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u/boersc Jul 14 '26

Why is there food walking into my home?

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

Doordash

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u/gbmdbr Jul 14 '26

Ubird Eats was right there.

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u/JaeHxC Jul 14 '26

GrubHub, if we're counting the pigeon's stomach contents.

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ Jul 14 '26

Falcon was just feeling a little peckish

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u/binarybrewmx Jul 14 '26

Falcon wasn’t even hungry, it just pecking at his food

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs Jul 14 '26

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/username_is_too_shor Jul 14 '26

While were doing these bad jokes... but worse

Peking pigeon

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u/Succulent_Chinese Jul 14 '26

You're right, that was worse!

Fowl play indeed.

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u/GottaHave_AHobby Jul 15 '26

So Talonted , all of you …

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u/KillerBeer01 Jul 14 '26

Well, it's important to establish a proper pecking order from the beginning.

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u/CoolFirefighter930 Jul 14 '26

it eats like a bird.

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u/Davitarides Jul 14 '26

Id have loved to see it continue and the falcon just lets it go after biting and throwing it around, just pull out some tail feathers to teach it a lesson and let it go.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Jul 14 '26

It did if you watch the whole video!

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u/Cjkrythos Jul 14 '26

Did you find the unedited footage? Because for me it ends with the falcon sitting on top of the pigeon after potentially killing it.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Jul 14 '26

It should be in the pinned mod post

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u/Kreatoreagan Jul 14 '26

The pigeon watched a documentary and thought it was gonna be like that lioness that was friendly to a deer

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u/KillerBeer01 Jul 14 '26

He forgot he doesn't look like Bambi, though.

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u/Scott--Chocolate Jul 14 '26

Uber Tweets

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u/jengaduk Jul 14 '26

Delivercoo

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u/onedemtwodem Jul 14 '26

Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KarmaAdjuster Jul 14 '26

Are you the pigeon?

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u/Budget-Exit2875 Jul 14 '26

where is the end if the vid ? CooCut ?

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u/llamatime4 Jul 14 '26

Instacawrt

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u/allhundredyears Jul 14 '26

I like this one.

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u/razoreyeonline Jul 14 '26

Grabhub, Hawk just did

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u/Rallythebaconhair Jul 14 '26

Happy cake day!

1

u/YaMomsCooch Jul 14 '26

Like a hawk to a flame!

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u/ElijahNSRose Jul 14 '26

Grindr, if we're counting the contents of the falcon's.

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u/GenderOobleck Jul 14 '26

It’s not delivery, it’s Pidgeorno!

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u/Uncle_Moti Jul 14 '26

Budgiehub

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u/DaGoddamnBatguy Jul 14 '26

Preenless based on the pigeons status at the end.

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u/chosonhawk Jul 14 '26

pack it up, folks. thats a raptor.

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u/ComplaintBrief2754 Jul 14 '26

Clever girl

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u/Scenaris Jul 14 '26

Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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u/captain_winky69 Jul 14 '26

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

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u/Scenaris Jul 14 '26

Alan? Alan!

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u/ladyc672 Jul 14 '26

Ian...FREEZE!!

RIP Sam Neill.

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u/Strong-Tank-4972 Jul 15 '26

Sam Neil is gone 😭

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jul 14 '26

User name tracks lol

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

IM A FAILURE

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 14 '26

Don't be too hard on yourself...not everyone has a talon for wordplay.

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

How dare you

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u/Lazy_Palpitation7807 Jul 14 '26

Damn that was a low blow. They literally kicked you while you were down.

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wvo6vaUsQa3Di

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u/Smooth-Pianist-7848 Jul 14 '26

I'm sorry that person was such a pecker to you. Don't feel too bad, they were probably born in a beaker.. you know, a real science experiment. It's fine, you're still doing better than them, since you left the nest and spread your wings.

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u/Main-Home-3996 Jul 14 '26

The pigeon uses twittr??

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 14 '26

Eider say he deserved it!

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u/kennyfiesta Jul 14 '26

better that than being plucked while down like that pigeon

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u/purplepistachio Jul 14 '26

The eagle-eyed among you will spot the pun there

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 Jul 14 '26

Fowl canned.

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u/Cjkrythos Jul 14 '26

You might as well take flight before the puns ground you

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u/Red_wine120 Jul 14 '26

Or the wings

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Jul 14 '26

Those talons leave pun-ture wounds, well played. Take my updoot

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u/Spirited-Ad3451 Jul 14 '26

Casual "damn I'm not used to recognizing people in the wild"

Hell-o 🙃

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

I am everywhere you think im not

And by that I mean like 4 places

🙃

🫪

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u/mexicanhelium Jul 14 '26

Or Coo-ber Eats?

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u/HeDuMSD Jul 14 '26

Delibirdoo
https://giphy.com/gifs/QXDZDP1ASoUWic6Kwu

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u/AfterBarnaacle Jul 14 '26

Delivery is free if you're a predator.

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u/Careful-Membership79 Jul 14 '26

Underrated comment

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u/StevieG-2021 Jul 14 '26

Oh. This was excellent 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JustUseAnything Jul 14 '26

This post right here Officer ☝️

Illegally funny.

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u/hutch_man0 Jul 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣 you win

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u/Pale_Produce8443 Jul 14 '26

I was going to go with ‘coo’ber eats

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u/Wise-Response-7346 Jul 14 '26

Take my upvote

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u/godofwine77 Jul 14 '26

Good one 😂😆😂

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u/Sergeant_Ducky Jul 14 '26

This was a fantastic comment

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u/evthingisawesomefine Jul 14 '26

“It was right there” lol 😆

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u/Careful-Arrival7316 Jul 14 '26

Deliveroost was even better

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u/j0hnnyr00k Jul 14 '26

DoveDash too.

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u/Krell356 Jul 14 '26

I was going to go with Door Dive

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u/ApprenticeBlaster Jul 14 '26

Here we have drone service called Wing.

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u/colabus Jul 14 '26

And here it is. I had the same joke but suspected I’d be late.

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u/jherico Jul 14 '26

So was Uber Beaks

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u/sisyphean_dreams Jul 14 '26

The comment I was looking for !

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u/jluicifer Jul 15 '26

Good thing it wasn’t: Grab’s Food Panda.

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u/archercc81 Jul 14 '26

But like the wrong order.

"I didnt order door dash?!?! Did I?"

"Well shit, free meal!"

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u/Freeway267 Jul 14 '26

More like Birddash

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u/StrawBerylShortcake Jul 14 '26

Dovedash

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u/Get_Ahead_SC Jul 14 '26

Dominos Pigeon … I’ll see myself out.

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u/Jadien Jul 14 '26

Coobereats

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u/Aeioluz Jul 14 '26

It's not delivery it's Digiorno

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u/ForgettingSerraAngel Jul 14 '26

Dovegiorno

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u/Massive_Landscape518 Jul 14 '26

Dovedash

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u/WintervoltCusterfell Jul 14 '26

Pidgeorno

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u/Massive_Landscape518 Jul 14 '26

“It’s not dovelivery it’s pidgeorno”

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u/WintervoltCusterfell Jul 14 '26

That’s the one! Perfecto!

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u/sicksicksick Jul 14 '26

I came here to mention the time my doorbell rang and I went out to find a doordash Taco Bell order for like a family of five. One of the best moments of my life. Diarrhea for days.

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u/Tringa-dot Jul 14 '26

Wingstop, if you will

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u/rickie_k Jul 14 '26

FalconDash

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u/0DSavior Jul 14 '26

Wingdash 

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u/brsmr123 Jul 14 '26

Dovedash

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u/Fatsackafat Jul 14 '26

CondorDash was right there homie.

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u/Duncol42 Jul 14 '26

Was just about to write this xD

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u/pra_com001 Jul 14 '26

Ohh great! I don't have to pay the tip.

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u/cosguy224 Jul 14 '26

PigeonSmash

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u/tom_p_legend Jul 14 '26

I was going for Delivercoo!

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u/ClickNo1129 Jul 14 '26

Ah. So it was the wrong house.

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u/Dushov Jul 15 '26

Doordash ❎

Nestdash ✅