r/interesting • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 19 '26

NATURE Beekeeper calmly handles a huge bee swarm on his body.

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u/cayce_leighann Jul 19 '26

He’s got quite the beehind

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u/PoopEnraged Jul 19 '26

applauds aggressively

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u/Grimnebulin68 Jul 19 '26

The farts on this guy, smell like honey..

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u/BurgerThyme Jul 19 '26

That's an act of aggression. PROTECT THE QUEEN!

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u/CommercialLow9783 Jul 19 '26

Attack the void, fill the hole !!!

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u/DoxFreePanda Jul 19 '26

Into the breach!!!

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u/QuttiDeBachi Jul 19 '26

Dude had a Honey Bun for breakfast…

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u/Ordinary-Finish3382 Jul 19 '26

This is how honey bunches of oats are made trade secret

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u/AnonUser1452 Jul 20 '26

Or in this case, into the breech(es).

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u/Warm_Ad7213 Jul 19 '26

The exhaust port is the weakness!

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u/Antique-Wonk Jul 19 '26

Tingly sensation? Could work right?

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u/J35NC2 Jul 19 '26

At least the swelling would be beneficial but tough to recreate

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u/ChasinAlice314 Jul 19 '26

Or it might just be the solution!

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u/Lynda_Hardin Jul 19 '26

Fight for the Queen!

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u/jeanyboo Jul 19 '26

clearly his farts smell like flowers

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 Jul 19 '26

I was thinking how immature it is of me that I would find it very funny if he just ripped a fart and they all flew off.

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 19 '26

or they comically fell down to the ground

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 Jul 20 '26

on an additional note: it could also be like an anime skit, where the bees stingers sparkle and sting his ass all at the same time comically referring to the Enema "1000 years of pain"

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u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Jul 19 '26

My first thought!

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u/pvrhye Jul 19 '26

He's taking his sweet-ass time.

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u/Earth513 Jul 19 '26

Hoooooneeeyyy 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒 ... 🤣

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u/ParachutingPiglets Jul 19 '26

Imagine if he had farted and the bees fell to the ground sedated from gas fumes. 😂

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Jul 19 '26

Honey bunches of Oats got nothing on him

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u/PamelaELee Jul 19 '26

This is the evolution of dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

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u/Captain_N_1234 Jul 20 '26

Go ahead, do your worst!

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u/Rubicon208 Jul 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/VelvetMindafterdark Jul 19 '26

I was hoping for a “Sweet Ass” joke personally

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u/squidlink5 Jul 19 '26

Bees: hole is a hole.

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u/PuppyPower89 Jul 19 '26

20 bucks is 20 bucks

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u/beegproblemzzz Jul 19 '26

Fifty cents is $0.50

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 19 '26

A half penny is a half penny.

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u/Speartree Jul 19 '26

Bees, "that is one sweet ass".

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u/ThisTelevision9372 Jul 19 '26

I dare you....

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u/MsRadish Jul 19 '26

Happy cakeday! 🍰

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 19 '26

Oh there's cake alright.

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u/_xcat Jul 19 '26

beeeeznuts!

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Jul 19 '26

Just let one rip. 💨 Need to see the impact.

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u/Chris_OMane Jul 19 '26

Oppenheimer 2: Bee Movie

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 19 '26

Opbeenheimer

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u/Chris_OMane Jul 19 '26

Didn’t know you were Dutch.

Oppbeenhiver

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 19 '26

No, I'm (sadly) American. For now. Let me out. LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

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u/Chris_OMane Jul 20 '26

Closes American man in room with beehive

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 20 '26

Counterpoint: flammenwerfer.

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u/Chris_OMane Jul 21 '26

Having seen Saving Private Ryan I don't think you want that

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u/UpvoteForPancakes Jul 19 '26

You taint lyin’

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Jul 19 '26

Sigh😔...I found the comment

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u/xtothewhy Jul 19 '26

Be happy that we're all FIRST together.

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u/Into_The_Horizon Jul 19 '26

How many glasses of wine you had tonight? Lol

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u/cayce_leighann Jul 19 '26

Like 3 lol

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u/Into_The_Horizon Jul 24 '26

Cant believe how crazy it got after that question. 😂

Im sorry

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u/milesbeats Jul 19 '26

yeah thats a nice ass swarm

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u/BlisslessTaskList Jul 19 '26

On a sweet ass.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 19 '26

Nice swarm ass was right there.

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u/OrangePrior5549 Jul 19 '26

It might bee swarm on the inside, too.

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u/milesbeats Jul 19 '26

I like both but you do have a valid point

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u/Dynospec403 Jul 19 '26

That thing is a buzzing bee-donk-a-donk

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u/Impressive-Card9484 Jul 19 '26

Nice Beever

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u/diente_de_leon Jul 19 '26

Goddammit, take my upvote!

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u/2bad-2care Jul 19 '26

Everyone's buzzing about it.

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u/psykotic24 Jul 19 '26

That’s the honey hole

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u/Regurgitator001 Jul 19 '26

Mumblzzzz something about farting with a lighter, and smoke calming them down.

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u/saltlampsandphotos Jul 19 '26

Well that's what we call a honeypot

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Jul 19 '26

Bada boom.

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u/UnwiseTrade Jul 19 '26

Bada beeng

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Jul 19 '26

Naw, that's Silvio's strip club.

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u/flatulexcelent Jul 19 '26

Oh you arsehole! The freaking hilarious 🤣🤣

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u/Kn0XIS Jul 19 '26

Take my upvote and leave.

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u/IdcifyoureTaeken Jul 19 '26

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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u/IdcifyoureTaeken Jul 19 '26

I laughed so hard alone out loud lol

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u/-TheEmperorProtects- Jul 19 '26

Don't ask him where he hid the queen bee

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u/narco-sub-admiral Jul 19 '26

Goddamnit.

<upvote>

I got my eye on you pal.

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u/PuppyPower89 Jul 19 '26

Your brown eye?

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u/Minute-Chip-4164 Jul 19 '26

Not the one that winks but the one that stinks

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u/jhackyv Jul 19 '26

I spat out my coffee 🤣

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u/TheHighestKushDragon Jul 19 '26

I bet it can do both

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u/WiscoDanO Jul 19 '26

Stink & Wink(not necessarily in that order)..Butt, yes, that’d bee correct!

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u/narco-sub-admiral Jul 19 '26

..... [↑]

>=[

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u/BeefLilly Jul 19 '26

Well done, mate

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u/Specialist_Engine631 Jul 19 '26

And he may even invent a new dictionary word, beefart

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u/Beneficial-Pie-7189 Jul 19 '26

Leon Kennedy has been teaching you quite well Grace Aschroft!

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u/jaxRLee Jul 19 '26

sweet ass

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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 Jul 19 '26

They’re going for his bee hole

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u/a_youkai Jul 19 '26

Looks like a Bee sac to me

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u/sheiciebai Jul 19 '26

“All you need to tell your kids is: I obliterated mommy’s bee hole”

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u/BarronVonCheese Jul 19 '26

Huge ass hive there

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u/PretendRelation7924 Jul 19 '26

I was gonna say he had a sweet ass... Yours is better😂

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u/ehe_tte_nandayo Jul 19 '26

Wait till you see beez nuts.

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u/Jaded_Resolve_4182 Jul 19 '26

now, that's a strategy I could get beehind

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u/258k Jul 19 '26

a whole new meaning to sweet cheeks

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u/Ok-Disaster-9690 Jul 19 '26

Hey, they know where the honeypot is!

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u/Virtue330 Jul 19 '26

You glorious bastard

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u/Phog_of_War Jul 19 '26

I want to hate this comment but it's too perfect to hate.

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u/Mythbuster7 Jul 19 '26

_she wants the B_

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u/Killerspieler0815 Jul 19 '26

yeha, he should bee careful

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u/BigDigger324 Jul 19 '26

Reddit legend right here boys. We saw it live.

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u/MrMardyBum Jul 19 '26

Getting your ass eaten by bees is rarely a privilege afforded to mortals

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u/Schmorgus-borg Jul 19 '26

He bee assin for it

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u/MrMayhem3 Jul 19 '26

Oh honey thats funny. Better comb through my jokes to beat that.

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u/TheBlackRider2828 Jul 19 '26

Honey, you haven't seen anything yet

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u/wolfs4 Jul 19 '26

His proctologist won't beeleive this

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u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 Jul 19 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/Careless-Caramel-997 Jul 19 '26

Hi there sweet cheeks!

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Jul 19 '26

I’m laughing too much, I feel like I’m a bad person

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u/WeeaboosDogma Jul 19 '26

Third-eye opens

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u/Goobersita Jul 19 '26

Regretful poor man's trophy 🏆 🐝 🍑 🐝🏆

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u/BluShirtGuy Jul 19 '26

That's one hell of a twerker bee

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u/edmonds-j_4 Jul 19 '26

You are funnny

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Jul 21 '26

Well done mam/sir, well done 👏

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Jul 19 '26

I can't beelieve you said that!

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u/TheInsatiableWierdo Jul 19 '26

Dudes got beeg balls.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/fibonascii Jul 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/Squishy_Boy Jul 19 '26

That is one sweet ass!

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u/ThinTrip7801 Jul 19 '26

Sweetcheeks.

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u/wackbirds Jul 19 '26

You sexy bastard you, I wanted to post your joke. That really stings.

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u/APTob309 Jul 19 '26

Damn. I wouldn't have thought of that.