r/interesting 28d ago

NATURE An anaconda realigning its jaw after eating a meal

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u/PromotionSwimming618 28d ago

Love the hat..

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u/josueOrico 28d ago

In his head: I'm invisible

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 28d ago

In real life * he is invisible to other animals * this snakes had used stealth to survive millions upon of millions of years. That leaf hat is icing on the cake for stealth

"Their skin pattern mimics the shadows, mud, and floating vegetation of South American waterways."

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u/diablol3 28d ago

Floating in riverwater all day.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 28d ago

And periodically removing its skin

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u/The_Busy_Bee555 27d ago

The most stylish anaconda in history. 🪷

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u/Beautiful_Spread_644 28d ago

That’s one heck of a skin peel!

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u/OpeningNice761 27d ago

Diet is important too!

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 27d ago

So you’re saying all I need to look cute is to unhinge my jaw and swallow prey whole? It sounds so easy!

I’m too lazy.

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u/Significant-Wait9200 27d ago

It's the tannins!

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 27d ago

And that clarifying mud does wonders!

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u/GullibleRisk2837 28d ago

This part. And with how still they are, they rarely attract any attention if they are lying in wait.

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u/DarkStar0717 28d ago

But my doctor said a sedentary life was bad for me...

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u/Farfignugen42 28d ago

Well, you probably aren't a giant constrictor type snake. That's a factor.

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u/DarkStar0717 27d ago

Yo don't know me.. It takes a good amount of time to type with my snoot booper.

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u/OneStretch4427 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Equivalent-Pay-1550 27d ago

I too sit in a cubicle all day trying not be noticed, like neat hats, and at the end of the day deal with my existential crisis by going to Denny’s and having a ribeye.

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u/--OM3GA-- 28d ago

You don't say......

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u/Farfignugen42 28d ago

I did say. You can see right where I did, too.

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u/Different_Plankton_3 28d ago

you say you did two? like two ppl or number two? Were those 2 girls? I think I know the video...

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 27d ago

Wouldn’t it be wild if DarkStar0717 WAS and giant constrictor snake? Using their tail to type their comments out?
We just don’t know.

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u/DarkStar0717 27d ago

Snoot booper is the business end of us danger noodles. I get cross eyed sometimes when I type from being so close.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 27d ago

That’s where the tail comes in handy!

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u/Jengalover 27d ago

Try intermittent fasting 160:1

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u/OneStretch4427 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MaturoGambino 25d ago

That snake’s sedentary lifestyle would be bad for you if you wandered too close

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u/DarkStar0717 20d ago

No wander, territory claimed, not moving again. Fud comes to me.

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

She.

Male anaconda don't get this large.

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 28d ago

But it doesn't have any limbs, how did it manage to put that plant on its head?🤔

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u/Popo8338 27d ago

It must be an aquatic plant. The snake surfaces from below the waterline and hit upon the roots.

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 27d ago

Oh, makes sense, thanks🙂

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u/aTalkingMateria 27d ago

Naturally, he actually used the tip of his tail body thing to align and adorn it

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u/RogueDoga 25d ago

Her husband did it for her.

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u/Indy2561 28d ago

Appreciate the cultural reminder.

He/she is a definite survivor.

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u/Illustrious_Egg_6094 27d ago

One of mother nature‘s perfect killing machines

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u/No-Difference-4418 27d ago

Yes I too have see Jack blacks anaconda movie

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u/SpatuleVelue 25d ago

And their color are adapted to the vision of their prey and predator(if any). Human eyes see the inside of their mouth pink, but their predators may see it green like the foil.

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u/SEGAFAN98 27d ago

Slow down, my fellow American brothers aren’t the smartest ngl.

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u/Lexi_Banner 28d ago

In its head: "I'm the prettiest princess."

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

Her*

Male anaconda are very small compared to this girl.

https://www.superstock.com/cdn/4220/Comp/4220-20142565.webp

Here is two males with one female, mating.

She's a very good girl and this is indeed how she'd survive in the wild.

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u/thegreenmonkey69 27d ago

I wasn't aware they were into threesomes.

tmyk

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

It's protective for the males.

Female anacondas are occasionally cannibalistic!

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u/Fabulous-Fun-9673 27d ago

We just get hungry after love making.. it’s not our fault the men don’t leave us alone so we can eat in peace

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u/refresher5485 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jacket-Weekly 27d ago

Anaconda Eiffel Tower

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u/Nads_K22 27d ago

Oh my goodness they look awesome

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u/Altruistic_Pen353 26d ago

Imagine having to make love to an anaconda

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u/redituser8375 27d ago

What if the anaconda identifies as a male tho?

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u/timesuck897 28d ago

It’s camouflage and fashion.

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u/Iamvanno 28d ago

Camouflashion?

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u/MrsTruce 28d ago

Story time. When I was in high school, our tight-ass admin shortened “spirit week,” and we were only allowed to dress up 3 days of the week rather than all 5. They had dual themes each day and you had to pick one. Like one day was “silly hat” or “tie dye,” etc. On the day that we were supposed to choose between Hawaiian and Camouflage, I made a sarong out of camo fabric and wore a flower lei so that I could be in both yearbook photos. I called it “Hawaiiaflage” and I thought I was damn clever.

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u/Poddx 28d ago

Indivisible

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u/Unusualshrub003 28d ago

With liberty and justice for all.

Man, we’ve strayed so far.

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u/AdSuch3902 28d ago

Can I just eat your butt please?

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u/Johnny-Silvertwat 28d ago

He may be thinking that 😀 based on the cloudy blue colour of his eyes, he either is imminently about to shed or those layers of skin haven't come off of his eyes for awhile. He may not be able to see, and you know how that saying goes: if I can't see them then maybe they can't see me?

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u/Angsty_Potatos 28d ago

Funny enough. You'd walk right up to this monster and wouldn't even catch it until it moved. They are very good at camo 

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u/No_Focus505 27d ago

🦙 I see you

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u/Individual_Top_4960 27d ago

if we're in his head then it would be: I'm invissssssible

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u/MooBearz11 27d ago

Camo-pro 🐍

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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 27d ago

No in his head: “I’m a sthneaky sthlithery sthnaaaaaake”

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u/Anchove16 27d ago

Pretty much is at night

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u/BudLightLymeDisease 28d ago

He looks and feels bonita

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u/HominidHabilis 28d ago

I'm gorgeoussssss

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 28d ago

Damn i thought i was funny and was about to comment this lol

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 28d ago

Felt cute, might delete later

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u/likwidkool 28d ago

I let out an “Awwwww” when I saw it.

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u/Teufelsweib666 27d ago

Me too a loud awww.

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u/happydandylion 28d ago

It's so cute after that terrifying jaw! 😂

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u/SexyLunas 28d ago

Green heart

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u/wonkey_monkey 28d ago

That's no hat, that's a fascinator!

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u/OfficeChimp8 28d ago

It makes me want to boop his nose after the cursed yawn.

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u/Hakuryuu2K 28d ago

Danger noodle with a hat.

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

Not dangerous.

Mine would let me put hats on him.

No, I mean it. I'm too lazy to go find my reddit post of mine with a flower hat but they're good snakes. They do not hunt or hurt people.

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u/Thedonitho 28d ago

he's ready for the Derby

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 28d ago

Bayleef cosplayer footage

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u/JulesVernes 28d ago

It’s so funny!

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u/Wickedbitchoftheuk 28d ago

It's a very natty one.

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u/MetalMountain2099 28d ago

They said he was the only one they’ve seen to pull it off.

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u/Ok_Commission_8564 28d ago

For some reason, I read this in hannibal lecter’s voice.

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u/TisMeeee 26d ago

This the type of humour I live for. Thank you

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u/finchdude 28d ago

Much better than the latest mode hype

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u/Better-Shoulder7734 28d ago

I came here to say this XD

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u/REpassword 28d ago

“You had qualms?!” - Patricia?

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u/Liercat18 28d ago

She got it at Ross.

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u/Plane_Awareness_510 28d ago

If their caught is huge than they won't move forward months. They'll remain dormant.

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u/hanno1531 28d ago

yeah love the cute leaf hat! this anaconda is so baby girl 🥰

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u/VikingKinkajou 28d ago

He cant she shit right now so he is definitely thinks he is wearing a different hat.

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u/CandleStick88 27d ago

Corbin Dallas!?

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u/dudeCHILL013 27d ago

That's it's ghillie suit

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u/speckledham 27d ago

All I could see

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 27d ago

Turtwig in the wild.

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u/IndividualOk1556 27d ago

Came here for this! He has a little hat!

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u/Alive_Room6023 27d ago

Was thinking the exact same thing!

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u/SaltyAd8309 27d ago

I don't think the meal would agree with you.

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u/SethAbe80 27d ago

My anaconda don't want sun
Without a leaf hat, hun

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u/dosisdeartes 27d ago

She even looks cute damn how is that possible

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u/ReallyMrDarcy 27d ago

Bet too it! It's adorable! 🌿👒

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u/CinLeeCim 27d ago

Came to say the same thing.
Nice hat. 👒

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u/Skate-wench 27d ago

Yeah it’s mouth is kinda terrifying, but the hat is muppets level cute

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u/ComprehensiveSeat831 26d ago

It’s giving queen of the Nile vibes 🌱👑🐍😘

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 26d ago

Cute little man eater.

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u/TreeExtra525 25d ago

Bulbasaur is that you??