r/interesting 28d ago

NATURE An anaconda realigning its jaw after eating a meal

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u/PromotionSwimming618 28d ago

Love the hat..

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u/josueOrico 28d ago

In his head: I'm invisible

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u/Youngstown_WuTang 28d ago

In real life * he is invisible to other animals * this snakes had used stealth to survive millions upon of millions of years. That leaf hat is icing on the cake for stealth

"Their skin pattern mimics the shadows, mud, and floating vegetation of South American waterways."

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u/diablol3 28d ago

Floating in riverwater all day.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 28d ago

And periodically removing its skin

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u/The_Busy_Bee555 27d ago

The most stylish anaconda in history. 🪷

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u/Beautiful_Spread_644 27d ago

That’s one heck of a skin peel!

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u/OpeningNice761 27d ago

Diet is important too!

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 27d ago

So you’re saying all I need to look cute is to unhinge my jaw and swallow prey whole? It sounds so easy!

I’m too lazy.

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u/GullibleRisk2837 28d ago

This part. And with how still they are, they rarely attract any attention if they are lying in wait.

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u/DarkStar0717 28d ago

But my doctor said a sedentary life was bad for me...

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u/Farfignugen42 28d ago

Well, you probably aren't a giant constrictor type snake. That's a factor.

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u/DarkStar0717 27d ago

Yo don't know me.. It takes a good amount of time to type with my snoot booper.

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u/OneStretch4427 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Equivalent-Pay-1550 27d ago

I too sit in a cubicle all day trying not be noticed, like neat hats, and at the end of the day deal with my existential crisis by going to Denny’s and having a ribeye.

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

She.

Male anaconda don't get this large.

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 27d ago

But it doesn't have any limbs, how did it manage to put that plant on its head?🤔

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u/Popo8338 27d ago

It must be an aquatic plant. The snake surfaces from below the waterline and hit upon the roots.

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 27d ago

Oh, makes sense, thanks🙂

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u/aTalkingMateria 27d ago

Naturally, he actually used the tip of his tail body thing to align and adorn it

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u/Indy2561 27d ago

Appreciate the cultural reminder.

He/she is a definite survivor.

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u/Lexi_Banner 28d ago

In its head: "I'm the prettiest princess."

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

Her*

Male anaconda are very small compared to this girl.

https://www.superstock.com/cdn/4220/Comp/4220-20142565.webp

Here is two males with one female, mating.

She's a very good girl and this is indeed how she'd survive in the wild.

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u/thegreenmonkey69 27d ago

I wasn't aware they were into threesomes.

tmyk

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u/dazzleunexpired 27d ago

It's protective for the males.

Female anacondas are occasionally cannibalistic!

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u/Fabulous-Fun-9673 27d ago

We just get hungry after love making.. it’s not our fault the men don’t leave us alone so we can eat in peace

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u/timesuck897 28d ago

It’s camouflage and fashion.

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u/Iamvanno 28d ago

Camouflashion?

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u/MrsTruce 28d ago

Story time. When I was in high school, our tight-ass admin shortened “spirit week,” and we were only allowed to dress up 3 days of the week rather than all 5. They had dual themes each day and you had to pick one. Like one day was “silly hat” or “tie dye,” etc. On the day that we were supposed to choose between Hawaiian and Camouflage, I made a sarong out of camo fabric and wore a flower lei so that I could be in both yearbook photos. I called it “Hawaiiaflage” and I thought I was damn clever.

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u/Poddx 28d ago

Indivisible

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u/Unusualshrub003 28d ago

With liberty and justice for all.

Man, we’ve strayed so far.

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u/Johnny-Silvertwat 28d ago

He may be thinking that 😀 based on the cloudy blue colour of his eyes, he either is imminently about to shed or those layers of skin haven't come off of his eyes for awhile. He may not be able to see, and you know how that saying goes: if I can't see them then maybe they can't see me?

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u/Angsty_Potatos 28d ago

Funny enough. You'd walk right up to this monster and wouldn't even catch it until it moved. They are very good at camo 

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u/BudLightLymeDisease 28d ago

He looks and feels bonita

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u/HominidHabilis 28d ago

I'm gorgeoussssss

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 28d ago

Damn i thought i was funny and was about to comment this lol

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u/Coldchinesef00d 28d ago

So did I.

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 28d ago

Felt cute, might delete later

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u/likwidkool 28d ago

I let out an “Awwwww” when I saw it.

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u/happydandylion 28d ago

It's so cute after that terrifying jaw! 😂

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u/SexyLunas 28d ago

Green heart

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u/wonkey_monkey 28d ago

That's no hat, that's a fascinator!

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u/OfficeChimp8 28d ago

It makes me want to boop his nose after the cursed yawn.

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u/Hakuryuu2K 28d ago

Danger noodle with a hat.

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u/Thedonitho 27d ago

he's ready for the Derby

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 28d ago

Bayleef cosplayer footage

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u/JulesVernes 28d ago

It’s so funny!

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u/MetalMountain2099 28d ago

They said he was the only one they’ve seen to pull it off.

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u/MunkeyFish 28d ago

Mouth open: ancient predator with a mouth of deadly weapons.

Mouth closed: goober in a silly hat.

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 28d ago

its actually a bulbasaur megaevolution

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u/Donqweeqwee 27d ago

Like I’ll believe what a literal idiot has to say..

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 27d ago

istg i shouldve chosen a less funny username

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u/-Nocx- 27d ago

you weren’t even original, looks like there were literally 615 literal idiots before you

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 27d ago

no i just started spamming numbers bc a_literal_idiot was taken 😭

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u/-Nocx- 27d ago

it was just a joke bahahaha I’m sorry I was kidding 🥹

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 27d ago

well, nomen omen ig

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u/diff2 28d ago

ekans alternative evolution, or arbok evolution

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u/Dragular_666 28d ago

Damn, I was gonna make a Pokémon reference but you beat me to it lol

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u/Training-Belt-7318 28d ago

Give it a week, it will be posted again elsewhere.

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u/BeneficialStar86 27d ago

Ngl I've def seen this same clip with three different captions already this year

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u/Far_Marionberry_9478 27d ago

Looks like Ekans. Btw it is snake backwards

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u/Angsty_Potatos 28d ago

Snakes that live primarily in water have such dork ass faces lol

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 28d ago

Looks like a sock puppet

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u/SocraticGoats 27d ago

Was thinking of something else for mouth open...

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u/Lempea 27d ago

With a small mlem just in case

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u/MCarooney 28d ago

That looked to be incredibly satisfying, wish I could do it with my back

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 28d ago

As someone who has experienced a dislocated jaw... it is.

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u/Twowie 28d ago

Well this was some false advertisement! I dislocated my jaw according to your comment, but I'm instead in incredible pain and I can't get my jaw back in place ;_;

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u/bol_de_steez 28d ago

I dislocated my jaw playing hockey 10 or so years ago. My mum was a physiotherapist all her life and happened to be in the bleachers. She ran to the bench and asked, "Do you want to finish the game or go to the hospital?"

I said, "Finish the game ?"

She wrapped her thumb in a towel, grabbed my lower jaw by my back teeth, and pulled it down and back into place. The relief was instant. I finished the game and ended up with barely any bruising, I miss that little lady every day 😂

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u/BarracudaPheonix 28d ago

That’s one badass momma, ill drink a few in respect, cheers brother 🍻

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 27d ago

Yes! A reason to drink! To this guys cool ass ma!

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u/RogueSeb 28d ago

Mom's are the fucking best.

You can't change my mind.

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u/DazB1ane 27d ago

Yeah a dislocated joint is in far more pain while still out of its socket than after it’s been relocated

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u/Xarkkal 28d ago

How did you say "finish the game" with your jaw dislocated?

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u/Dlh2079 28d ago

"Fmmsh the gmmm"

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u/Jude30 28d ago

You can talk with a dislocated jaw, it just hurts to do so.

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u/Evanskelaton 28d ago

Probably with their mouth.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 28d ago

That's freaking awesome.

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u/SolusIgtheist 27d ago

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in jaw.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 28d ago

I’ve dislocated my jaw a handful of times and it hurts like a bitch to get it back in. The scariest part is not being able to move your jaw when it’s out of place.

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u/Tystimyr 28d ago

Yeah, there is absolutely nothing satisfying about it!

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u/Ol_Pasta 28d ago

Yeah I was thinking this must feel incredible

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u/SnooGuavas4208 28d ago

I mean, this was basically me after Red Lobster last night.

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u/Available-Egg-2380 28d ago

I was just thinking my perpetually just a little bit out of place hip could really do with some of that

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u/Unlucky_Ratio4741 28d ago

I thought he was yawning

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u/BaneRiders 28d ago

I started yawning too - it was like the mother of all yawns

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u/NotTukTukPirate 28d ago

Yeah this made me yawn as well

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u/Emotional-Neat-252 28d ago

Me too. Came here looking for others

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u/SeTiDaYeTi 28d ago

Same! And what a yawn it was!

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u/Unlucky_Ratio4741 28d ago

Almost as intense as a house cat yawn after doing nothing all day

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u/JediRawka 28d ago

Multiple yawngasms

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u/voodoolord16 28d ago

Yawned too

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u/erasmulfo 28d ago

I yawned too

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u/smudgeandarrogant_ 28d ago

Also yawned 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/st4s1k 28d ago

congrats, we're not psychopaths

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u/TheDootDootMaster 28d ago

I was going to say... That looks like me on a Sunday morning

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u/Expensive_Kitchen525 27d ago

I am now :D and everyone else too :D contagious thing.

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u/wormy_Burroughs 28d ago

I like his pikmin hat

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u/ignatious__reilly 28d ago

I were sure he’s not just yawning

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 27d ago

You're not gonna believe this but r/snakeswithhats

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u/wormy_Burroughs 27d ago

never have I been more glad that it wasn't r/subsifellfor lmao

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u/Kind-Atmosphere5766 28d ago

So chic with the hat. Kinda looks cute.

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u/Jogje 28d ago

Silly hat enjoyer is sweepy

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u/Dangerous-Cup-Danger 28d ago

I didn't know they had gums, that covered their teeth?

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u/Billy-Spud_Tater 28d ago

He hasn't put in his dentures yet.

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u/Dangerous-Cup-Danger 28d ago

cursed sock with the dentures in

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u/avis003 28d ago

common misconception about snakes since theyre often drawn with all their teeth just sticking out but they got a lot of gum in there. a lot reptiles have thick gums, people are just most familiar with the croc/gator type of mouth. for venomous snakes with big fangs they actually have like gum sheaths that they use to keep the fangs folded up in their mouths

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u/Dangerous-Cup-Danger 28d ago

huh, your assumption was correct, I thought they had pits like crocodilians that their teeth fit in.
Their hardware folds up into the gums?
That's super cool

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u/Liveware_Pr0blem 28d ago edited 28d ago

Elapids have folding fangs. Constrictors like this one have rows of teeth covered in fleshy pockets. When they bite, the teeth naturally get bared. 

Edit: Mixed up elapids with vipers. See below. Thanks u/avis003

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u/avis003 28d ago

its actually vipers that have folded fangs, theyre the ones that have the dramatic looking long ones and they have to fold up to fit in the mouth. elapids have fixed fangs that dont fold since theyre smaller

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u/bigEZmike 28d ago

I was just going to ask if they even had teeth

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u/SnooGuavas4208 28d ago

Gum sheaths for mouth knives. Some lizard species have them, too.

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u/Plane_Garbage 27d ago

Don't stick your dick in that

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 28d ago

Keeps them sharp.

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 27d ago

Most non-poisonous constrictors don't have massive fangs. Just enough teef to hold onto prey while they bend their spines in half backwards. I was bit by a Colombian Red Tail Boa once and it did less damage than a cat scratch, although it was a little more startling.

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u/Terrible-Music-5662 28d ago

Me and my tmj

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u/Few_Category_1684 28d ago

genuinely how it feels in between bites

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u/MeringueSerious 28d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Subject-Meringue-506 28d ago

If this reminds you of her, better move on buddy.

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u/DrPikachu-PhD 28d ago

Lowkey the roof of the mouth is a little yonic...

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u/eileen-yewlick 28d ago

Not the Anacondussy

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u/vegt121 28d ago

bro she's a snake

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u/roguepawn 28d ago

My autobiography is named "Lost in Lamia Love" for a reason

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u/SpurlockofTimHortons 28d ago

straight to horny jail

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u/doge1039 28d ago

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

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u/cameron1239 28d ago

I came here to comment something similar.

"I should call her."

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u/Synorix 28d ago

Underatted comment haha

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u/OverInteractionR 28d ago

Always the same damn joke on every post

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u/Motorcyclegrrl 28d ago

OMG! It's so derpy. 🥴

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u/Golden-Grams 28d ago

I hate that before I even go into the comment section of videos like this, I know there will be at least twenty versions of the same joke, about how this reminds them of an ex or turns them on.

Not one joke, like how this is what their dentist expects from them at a visit. Just endless rehashing of the same thing. Chomping at the bit to say they want to put their dick in an anaconda's mouth.

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u/Responsible-Tea-5998 28d ago

We're living in idiocracy. Every sub is like it now, the exact same joke and porn references.

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u/DragonQueenDrago 28d ago

I agree.

I find the jokes annoying. Aswell as disgusting/disturbing to think about.

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u/rzi 28d ago

Why realign it? You're just going to have to pop it out again. It's like making the bed.

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u/DragonQueenDrago 28d ago

I would assume tis painful to leave it out of place. Just like it is super painful when a human dislocates their jaw.

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u/Chemical-Material-69 28d ago

I'm totally cringing in sympathetic pain.

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u/OakvaleFlames 28d ago

imagine needing to dislocate your jaw to eat and not evolving to make it feel amazing (or at least neutral)

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u/Generic_Danny 28d ago

They don't actually dislocate their jaw. Their lower mandibles are connected by very stretchy ligaments, allowing them to expand very wide to swallow large prey.

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u/Weekly-Major1876 28d ago

They don’t pop out their jaw, it’s just the tissue connecting the two halves of the lower jaw are stretchy and can be opened wider. The jaw is always hinged

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u/Billy-Spud_Tater 28d ago

He's not gonna eat again for like a month.

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u/Fearless_Raccoon9024 28d ago

It’s lowkey kinda cute cause it is wearing a flower 🌺

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u/SeDaCho 28d ago

I should call her…

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u/Billbeachwood 28d ago

...and ask her to give me back my pet anaconda.

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u/FranksHoorHouse 28d ago

Forbidden fleshlight

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u/ConsiderationHour582 28d ago

That's a big yawn. Probably has the itis after a big meal.

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u/rockmom-0U812 28d ago

That was terrifying

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u/Ok-Worth-4721 28d ago

Assuming the teeth are behind the gums- are there teeth in the middle of the roof of it's mouth too? This is interesting! With a little plant hat on her head, so cute!

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u/rviVal1 28d ago

What so amazing about that? While chewing your food you're also enjoying the taste, they just swallow it whole.

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u/Jaystime101 27d ago

Yea but then your stomach would feel like SHIT, trying to breakdown a whole ass burger sitting in it, because you didn’t chew.

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u/Kind-Atmosphere5766 28d ago

I yawned watching it yawn.

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 28d ago

I’d throw my sock in there

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u/MJ9562 28d ago

Big yawn

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u/EggAlternative5570 28d ago

That's me trying to put my life back together after one family gathering. 😭

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u/garrge245 28d ago

Anacondas have such strange eyes, to me. They always look like they're blind.

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u/MOSSYxFIELDS 28d ago

I wonder how big it is next to a human? It looks huge

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u/IsuckatDarkSouls08 28d ago

Eyes look a little dull. Do snakes get cateracts?

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u/ratatatoskr 28d ago

Not sure if they get cataracts but their eyes do tend to look duller when the need a shed

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u/No-Cardiologist6416 28d ago

And then to descend wearing a little hat and a peaceful smile. 😊

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u/Open-Film9494 28d ago

It's tiny hat 🥹

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u/Checkmate-Petty 28d ago

Yo that shit looks cute but scary af at the same time. Pspspsps

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u/Longjumping-Bug-4383 28d ago

he looked cute

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u/Smooth_Fish_5100 28d ago

That thing is terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

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u/Spazyk 28d ago

This made me want to yawn.

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u/Karuno29 28d ago

After that I felt like yawning.

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u/HavingNotAttained 28d ago

I bet that feels amazing

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u/BertaRocks 28d ago

It looked like it “popped” right there towards the end. Sometimes when I turn a certain way my back will pop in the most horribly satisfying way. I wondered if they felt the same.

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u/Spare-Beginning-7888 28d ago

I thought he was yawning 🥱

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u/Jlx_27 28d ago

I yawned watching this and so did you.

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u/NiTenIchiRyu 28d ago

Probably feels real good if you're a snake

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u/REALjamijai 28d ago

What I'm probably gonna have to do...

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u/WBRCD 28d ago

That was disturbing 😳

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u/Xuan-Wu 28d ago

I do the same thing whenever the higherups impose a reunion... My collègues mainly bet on when I will fall asleep and how long.

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u/StoneFrog81 28d ago

Looks like me when I'm really tired.

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u/KnightSpectral 28d ago

Ugh reminds of when I get a horrible case of TMJ lock jaw and gotta pop my jaw back into place. Hurts so bad.

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