r/interesting 16d ago

NATURE Death of a single-celled organism

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u/HamletSammiches 16d ago

I feel genuinely sad now.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 16d ago

His little flangies wiggling til the end definitely made me sad too.

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u/thedaymanahaha 16d ago

Little guy went out like we all wish to. Failing and screaming WHY WHY WHY WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME‽‽¿¿

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I’ll exit this world the same way i entered it.

Screaming, disgusting and naked

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u/DryerCoinJay 16d ago

If death were easy everyone would be doing it.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I inherited it from my mother

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u/Am_Snarky 16d ago

Meh, we all get the hang of it, it’s easier with experience

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u/Excel_User_1977 16d ago

It only takes one

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 16d ago

The first time is always special 

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

After the first time you'll never fear it again

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u/Psilonaut21 13d ago

I remember the end of my last life and I remember being born. Dying is a lot easier, in my experience. This is my last run in this system.

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u/MokanElTurko 15d ago

Drop me on an island with men only

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u/SignificanceFit6371 15d ago

Well, it's a once in a lifetime experience for a reason.

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u/Weird_Debt_2209 15d ago

I think we all do it? Lol are doing it?

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u/Klept_0h 15d ago

it's so easy everyone does it eventually, we procrastinate easy tasks often

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 13d ago

Death is like getting out of a chair and sitting in another.

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u/Spobobich 15d ago

Everyone was falling in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.

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u/PapaHooligan 15d ago

Jokes on you!

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 15d ago

Life is definitely harder

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u/NikoliVolkoff 16d ago

naked, screaming and covered in blood

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u/Bumbymoo 16d ago

Unlike the passengers in your car.

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u/MentulaMagnus 15d ago

I intend to live forever or die trying. So far, everything is going to plan!

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u/wellthatsucked20 15d ago

Kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

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u/Baumarius 14d ago

And covered in butter.

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u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 14d ago

And without my permission.

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u/DoctorPainless 13d ago

Disgusting, as in… myself

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u/AsStupidAsU 16d ago

Do not go gentle into that good night

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u/Present_Adeptness312 16d ago

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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u/mrmagooze 12d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/gay_flatulent 16d ago

IT BUUURRRNNNS!

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u/whoFKNKares 16d ago

Did they drop acid on the slide? And not the good kind.

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u/Phriportunist 14d ago

“Oh, no, I don’t do that anymore…why, are you buyin’?”

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u/HaleyCollins 15d ago

That escalated from “little guy” to a full-blown existential crisis real quick 😭 the WHY WHY WHY took me out.

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u/makerspark 15d ago

I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, and in his sleep. Not screaming in fear like his three passengers.

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u/Gelato-Jones 16d ago

more of a will to survive than myself

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u/SominKrais 16d ago

Keep going.

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u/ShipMyBed 14d ago

Spiral out…

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u/SominKrais 14d ago

While a good tune, not sure it fits

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u/Ricky_TVA 16d ago

What looked like his eyes popping out freaked me out, no lie

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl 16d ago

That part got me.

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u/Major-Hooters 16d ago

Flangies are on planes. Sometimes they even carry spares.

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u/jscottman96 16d ago

Theres no part called flangies on this plane sir

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u/pixeltweaker 16d ago

OMG. This plane has no filanges!!!!

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 16d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/AlternativeKarma204 16d ago

Yes, I'll order the cheeseburger with fries please. Thanks.

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u/Low-Buffalo-6570 16d ago

Do you want lettuce with cyclospora on it?

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u/AlternativeKarma204 16d ago

Nah, nothing fancy like that. Replace cyclospora with tomatoes please. And thank you for asking.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 16d ago

Regina Philanges?

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u/Major-Hooters 16d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrwVB4vMx-Q

Yes there is 😂. Multiple ones maybe also
Sometimes

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u/jscottman96 16d ago

This one always gets me

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u/macguini 16d ago

Phlangies however, are fingers.

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u/Serious-Echo1241 16d ago

Flanges

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u/jscottman96 15d ago

No not flanges

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u/fjrriderdie 16d ago

Wrong, they are commonly found along with the ball bearings & Fetzer valve. What is you... Ignorant? It's all about ball bearings these days.

edit: spelling

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u/hopyInquisition 16d ago

There's... something on the wing!

Some... Thing... Flange!

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u/Icy_Skin9934 13d ago

Twilight Zone! Nice one

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u/Whole_Gap4389 16d ago

Alrighty then.

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u/YurtleAhern 16d ago

Only for the right flangies. It’s the left flangies where the issue lies.

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u/DasArtmab 16d ago

In a Samual L Jackson voice: Flangies? on a mother fuckin’ plane?

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u/fjrriderdie 16d ago

They are next to the Fetzer valve, come on guys, it's all about ball bearings these days.

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u/LoudAd5049 16d ago

Flangies are fingers and toes bone head

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u/tiny-viking-dancer 16d ago

It’s from a show bone head

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u/Yunzer2000 16d ago

Flagella...

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 16d ago

Cilia

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u/SuzQP 16d ago

Will you tell us her life story? Where was she born?

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 16d ago

O. M. G. LOLOLOLOL 💀💀

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

She was in The Odyssey.

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u/johnnycr18 16d ago

Fragilé

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u/Cmprssdsugarpellet 16d ago

Must be Italian

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u/False-Rent7447 16d ago

It’s a major award

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u/beastmodewolfman 16d ago

I think I'll put it the window for the neighbors to see.

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u/VolumeSignificant11 15d ago

This hit me square in the core memory

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u/Local-Dish-5695 16d ago

Paramecium?? My micro was 4 decades ago.

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u/LordBalderdash 16d ago

I think there was only one.

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u/marcomalacara 16d ago

Reminds me of an old joke from Full House.

DJ to Stephanie: you’re about as smart as a paramecium.

Stephanie to DJ: well…you’re as smart as ONEmecium!

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u/flyingpyramid 16d ago edited 16d ago

I honestly think of full house every time I hear the word paramecium. Edit: pretty sure the line is, "you have a brain the size of a paramecium"

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u/Ok-Effective7280 16d ago

Highlander?

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u/Turnipsinthesky 16d ago

Has your micro grown since?

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u/Skwizgar1019 16d ago

I’ll tell you what a paramecium is! It’s a one celled critter with no brain that can’t fly!

Don’t mess with me, man - I’m a lawyer!

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u/anfornum 16d ago

Not flagella. That's singular. Cillia.

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 16d ago

Flagella is the plural form of flagellum. Some organisms have more than one flagellum. 

These are cilia because of their short structure, more numerous than a few, and provide mobility through an oar-like motion and not whip-like. 

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u/anfornum 16d ago

True enough. I stand corrected!

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u/AsStupidAsU 16d ago

Nigella Lawson

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u/Fit-Contract8566 16d ago

He died doing what he loved 🥲

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u/mowtowcow 16d ago

And that's what makes us human and it a single celled organism that would make you shit your pants without a single thought.

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u/indie_web 16d ago

Those are called cilium, I believe.

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u/oasis618 16d ago

You should see mine.

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u/TheCosmicPony 16d ago

“His little flangies” is so cute 🥰

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u/Patient-Lecture-714 16d ago

The little wiggles at the end absolutely broke my heart😭

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u/BiteyCats 16d ago

Like that shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 16d ago

Life is precious. We fight for it til the end.

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u/TexasDJ 15d ago

Was like when Spider-Man got snapped away by Thanos.

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u/HaleyCollins 15d ago

That little wiggle at the end was the emotional damage I wasn’t prepared for 😭

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u/tallcupofwater 16d ago

He just, fell apart 😢

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u/invariantspeed 16d ago

We all do eventually.

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u/IndicationFickle5387 16d ago

Feel like I’m going thru it right now honestly.

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u/Oktarochips 16d ago

Hope you find some enlightenment at the moment you realize why you've been falling apart ❤️

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u/Thomasin-of-Mars 16d ago

Happens after 40

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u/ItchyNebula7437 16d ago

But I just got here!

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u/invariantspeed 16d ago

An important practice in Buddhism is meditating on one’s own death regularly.

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u/MrsLisaOliver 16d ago

Keep moving. You got this.

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 16d ago

I turned it off when I saw it excrete/shit itself

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

Like Bonnie Tyler ☹️

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u/Potential-Jaguar6655 16d ago

Me the fuck too, my guy 😭

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u/Veegermind 16d ago

Non binary..

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u/Impulsive_Artiste 16d ago

Why is everyone referring to this thing as "he"? We don't know their preferred pronouns.

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u/TaxRepresentative4B 16d ago

He?

Male defaultism strikes again

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u/LifeguardDry7372 16d ago

this is gonna be strange, but one of the things that make me sad about death is the fact that everything tries fighting so hard to keep me alive dies too.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 16d ago

I feel horrified by seeing his guts spilled all over the place, after tearing itself appart in its last attempts to move and gasp for life.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16d ago

It’s a glob eat glob world 😢

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u/tilalk 16d ago

Is it raining or is it just me

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u/YoRHa11Z 16d ago

Then you find out its E. Coli or something so then f*ck that foo

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u/EmperorSkyTiger 16d ago

Right there with ya, bud. Wild how hard that made the existential so vivid.

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u/LaughingToNotCrying 16d ago

It's the music...

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u/K0ridian 16d ago

Right tho. Like damn.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 16d ago

that is what makes this existence so beautiful. thank you ALL for your humanity.

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u/Low-Assumption7710 16d ago

And that's how you know you're human.

But chin up - the reason it was so sad to watch is because of the joy that life itself brings us. Don't forget to enjoy your life and your happiness today!

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u/typhlonusMama 16d ago

Me too. 🥺 It looks like he’s sacrificing his ultimate energy to blend into the universe. 🌌Beautifully tragic.

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u/crlthrn 16d ago

Definitely far more affecting than I had anticipated.

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u/bellbros 16d ago

I think the sadness is somehow even greater because it may not have a brain, consciousness, or any understanding that it’s dying at all.

There’s no fear of what’s coming, no acceptance, no story it tells itself about what’s happening. It simply existed, sustained itself for a while, and then slowly couldn’t anymore.

Maybe that’s why watching something so tiny and simple wither away hits so strangely hard. We’re not necessarily grieving its suffering we’re recognizing the universality of impermanence. No matter the size or complexity, everything living seems bound by that same fundamental rule.

And maybe that says something interesting about empathy too. We can feel sadness for something that may never have been capable of feeling sadness itself. It doesn’t have to understand its own mortality for us to recognize ourselves in it.

And there’s something deeply human about feeling sad for a creature that may never have been capable of feeling sadness itself.

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u/84Windsor351 15d ago

i feel you man that was kind of a huge bummer

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u/carbon_made 15d ago

This was heartbreaking. Welcome to the ether little one.

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u/narco-sub-admiral 15d ago

He lived a full life (4 minutes 19 seconds)