r/interesting • u/freudian_nipps • 16d ago

NATURE Death of a single-celled organism

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u/HamletSammiches 16d ago

I feel genuinely sad now.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 16d ago

His little flangies wiggling til the end definitely made me sad too.

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u/thedaymanahaha 16d ago

Little guy went out like we all wish to. Failing and screaming WHY WHY WHY WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME‽‽¿¿

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I’ll exit this world the same way i entered it.

Screaming, disgusting and naked

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u/DryerCoinJay 16d ago

If death were easy everyone would be doing it.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I inherited it from my mother

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u/Am_Snarky 16d ago

Meh, we all get the hang of it, it’s easier with experience

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u/Excel_User_1977 16d ago

It only takes one

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 16d ago

The first time is always special 

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

After the first time you'll never fear it again

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u/Psilonaut21 13d ago

I remember the end of my last life and I remember being born. Dying is a lot easier, in my experience. This is my last run in this system.

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u/MokanElTurko 15d ago

Drop me on an island with men only

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u/SignificanceFit6371 15d ago

Well, it's a once in a lifetime experience for a reason.

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u/Weird_Debt_2209 15d ago

I think we all do it? Lol are doing it?

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u/Klept_0h 15d ago

it's so easy everyone does it eventually, we procrastinate easy tasks often

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 13d ago

Death is like getting out of a chair and sitting in another.

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u/Spobobich 15d ago

Everyone was falling in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.

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u/PapaHooligan 15d ago

Jokes on you!

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 15d ago

Life is definitely harder

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u/NikoliVolkoff 16d ago

naked, screaming and covered in blood

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u/Bumbymoo 16d ago

Unlike the passengers in your car.

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u/MentulaMagnus 15d ago

I intend to live forever or die trying. So far, everything is going to plan!

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u/wellthatsucked20 15d ago

Kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

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u/Baumarius 14d ago

And covered in butter.

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u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 14d ago

And without my permission.

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u/DoctorPainless 13d ago

Disgusting, as in… myself