r/interesting • u/freudian_nipps • 16d ago

NATURE Death of a single-celled organism

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u/thedaymanahaha 16d ago

Little guy went out like we all wish to. Failing and screaming WHY WHY WHY WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME‽‽¿¿

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I’ll exit this world the same way i entered it.

Screaming, disgusting and naked

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u/DryerCoinJay 16d ago

If death were easy everyone would be doing it.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I inherited it from my mother

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u/Am_Snarky 16d ago

Meh, we all get the hang of it, it’s easier with experience

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u/Excel_User_1977 16d ago

It only takes one

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 16d ago

The first time is always special 

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

After the first time you'll never fear it again

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u/Psilonaut21 13d ago

I remember the end of my last life and I remember being born. Dying is a lot easier, in my experience. This is my last run in this system.

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u/MokanElTurko 15d ago

Drop me on an island with men only

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u/SignificanceFit6371 15d ago

Well, it's a once in a lifetime experience for a reason.

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u/Weird_Debt_2209 15d ago

I think we all do it? Lol are doing it?

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u/Klept_0h 15d ago

it's so easy everyone does it eventually, we procrastinate easy tasks often

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 13d ago

Death is like getting out of a chair and sitting in another.

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u/Spobobich 15d ago

Everyone was falling in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.

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u/PapaHooligan 15d ago

Jokes on you!

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 15d ago

Life is definitely harder

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u/NikoliVolkoff 16d ago

naked, screaming and covered in blood

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u/Bumbymoo 16d ago

Unlike the passengers in your car.

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u/MentulaMagnus 15d ago

I intend to live forever or die trying. So far, everything is going to plan!

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u/wellthatsucked20 15d ago

Kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

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u/Baumarius 14d ago

And covered in butter.

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u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 14d ago

And without my permission.

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u/DoctorPainless 13d ago

Disgusting, as in… myself

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u/AsStupidAsU 16d ago

Do not go gentle into that good night

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u/Present_Adeptness312 16d ago

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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u/mrmagooze 12d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/gay_flatulent 16d ago

IT BUUURRRNNNS!

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u/whoFKNKares 16d ago

Did they drop acid on the slide? And not the good kind.

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u/Phriportunist 14d ago

“Oh, no, I don’t do that anymore…why, are you buyin’?”

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u/HaleyCollins 15d ago

That escalated from “little guy” to a full-blown existential crisis real quick 😭 the WHY WHY WHY took me out.

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u/makerspark 15d ago

I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, and in his sleep. Not screaming in fear like his three passengers.