Bro is happiest when he is with fish 🐟

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[u/ResultRegular874]

Lol whoever made this video is going to cost buddy his marriage.

[u/wtfamidoingwthis → u/ResultRegular874]

Yeah then they will have more time to fish together!

[u/porn_is_tight → u/wtfamidoingwthis]

a lot of people don’t know this, but it’s actually the fish who made this video 

[u/niagara-nature → u/porn_is_tight]

I’m the sole person who’ll believe this.

[u/peekdasneaks → u/niagara-nature]

It was actually a catfish, his wife was behind it all along

[u/brainburger → u/peekdasneaks]

She made sure he knows his plaice.

[u/CorporateBadEgg → u/niagara-nature]

Hmmm.. there's something fishy about your comment.

[u/niagara-nature → u/CorporateBadEgg]

I don’t know what in the hake is going on. Cod only knows.

[u/----__---- → u/niagara-nature]

Ah yes, the salmon of doubt.

[u/strings_bells → u/niagara-nature]

No need to be koi about it. We all know whats happening..

[u/abby-85621245456 → u/niagara-nature]

The cod said: You've discovered our story.

[u/Frankentula → u/niagara-nature]

halibut you let others enjoy it as well?

[u/Solid_Guy1983 → u/porn_is_tight]

The chances of fish sabotaging your marriage is low… but it’s not zero. Case in point.

[u/oldsecondhand → u/Solid_Guy1983]

What if he sleeps with the fishes?

[u/That-Celery-8794 → u/oldsecondhand]

Davy Jone likes to watch them in his locker

[u/Solid_Guy1983 → u/oldsecondhand]

That would be considered a fishy affair.

[u/masterionxxx → u/oldsecondhand]

Kanye West approves.

[u/Dry-Tear4744 → u/porn_is_tight]

They did it to frame him and ruin his marriage so he’d have more time to come out and play. Diabolical

[u/Methylsky → u/porn_is_tight]

OBJECTION! What would a fish stand to gain by making the video? It'd actually have losses, in their own community, as the bro™ in question would have more time to kill them.

That, or, idk, because they don't have opposable thumbs and a concept of a digital video in their heads, but that's just a wild guess

[u/Administradore → u/Methylsky]

plain and simple revenge

[u/julesd26 → u/porn_is_tight]

Fishaganda

[u/porn_is_tight → u/julesd26]

Big Fish

[u/Kornnutter → u/porn_is_tight]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/outamyhead → u/porn_is_tight]

Like some sort of weird staff appreciation day of their boss kinda vibe.

[u/Consistent_Move_6750 → u/wtfamidoingwthis]

Got it. Gonna go fishing with my buddies and take some photos.

[u/gliitch0xFF → u/Consistent_Move_6750]

Make sure the fish takes the photo, so you have a big smile on your face.

[u/KIokinator → u/wtfamidoingwthis]

And now he shall proceed to pleasure himself with the fish.

[u/SailorGone → u/ResultRegular874]

Wife probably made it

[u/DrPikachu-PhD → u/SailorGone]

Can confirm, saw the original on reels

[u/Sensitive-Orange7203 → u/[deleted]]

:( im sorry

[u/Khatam → u/Sensitive-Orange7203]

Lol don't be. It's one of my favorite stories. Dude just really likes tractors. 

[u/SilasBalto → u/Khatam]

But zero pictures of you? Zero? On the honeymoon?

[u/Khatam → u/SilasBalto]

Well, zero pictures of anything that's not a tractor, from the honeymoon at least. 

Been married almost 10 years. He still doesn't take pictures of me and it's not a big deal. If it was a big deal to me I'd just ask him to take pictures of me.  

[u/LowChildhood1709 → u/SailorGone]

Wife comes second… but fish comes with fins. Fair enough

[u/Reasonable_Singer219 → u/SailorGone]

Its possible that the wife told him not to smile in the pics.

Speaking on a personal note, I always smile in my pics because I believe I have a nice smile but my mother HATES it and in all the family pics she insists that I not smile. So her pics have me either looking neutral or miserable but pics with my buddies and me have a huge grin.

[u/Equivalent-Impact609 → u/Reasonable_Singer219]

Dude, keep smiling!!

[u/asicarii → u/ResultRegular874]

This seems like a video his buddies put together for him after the divorce.

[u/DueExample52 → u/asicarii]

Or during the wedding

[u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 → u/DueExample52]

Did he marry a mermaid after the divorce?

[u/HatZinn → u/Desperate-Tomatillo7]

He found her alluring

[u/Appropriate_Ant933 → u/ResultRegular874]

Bet anything it was one of his kids 😂

[u/Sunshinievomit → u/ResultRegular874]

No way! If my husband smiled like this about anything.. fish included.. I would make it part of our regular life!

[u/SpermWhale → u/Sunshinievomit]

Netfish and Chips

[u/GRF999999999 → u/ResultRegular874]

Cool. Anyone know his wife? She's kinda hot and obviously he's not interested anymore.

[u/notafuckingcakewalk → u/ResultRegular874]

Speaking of marriage, this music always reminds me of the first video I heard it in, where that woman practiced looking demure but has giant goofy grins at her wedding 

[u/Plastic_Stretch_8837 → u/ResultRegular874]

"Your honor I would like to present video 01 as evidence in our case for full custody"

[u/dsk83 → u/ResultRegular874]

It's not "with fish" it's "without wife"

[u/Justwondering__ → u/ResultRegular874]

I bet a fish that got away made it as revenge.

[u/cute_polarbear → u/ResultRegular874]

Pretty sure wife knows what his priorities are...

[u/ThresholdSeven → u/ResultRegular874]

This could be done with any man that has ever fished

[u/Trrollmann → u/ResultRegular874]

Nah, it's not the fish, it's because he had sex before the fishing. Well-known luck-boost for fishing.

[u/viotix90 → u/ResultRegular874]

Eh, who cares? There's plenty of fish in the sea.

[u/mining_gem → u/ResultRegular874]

bro is very very selfish(Self Fish)🍿🐟

[u/mikeymikeymikey1968 → u/ResultRegular874]

Plot twist, it was his wife.

[u/Plastic-Habit7651 → u/ResultRegular874]

Fish don’t talk about their dreams

[u/Senior_Reward_2546 → u/Plastic-Habit7651]

They don't?

[u/niagara-nature → u/Senior_Reward_2546]

They talk about their breams though.

[u/Few-Dust7487 → u/[deleted]]

Bro lmaooo

[u/CheckYourStats → u/Few-Dust7487]

Real life Troy McClure.

[u/I_Am_Dr_Zaius → u/CheckYourStats]

Who?

[u/CheckYourStats → u/I_Am_Dr_Zaius]

You might remember him from such films as:

“Dial M for Murderousness”

and

“The President’s Neck is Missing!”

I hear he was in a Broadway play, but I can’t remember what it was called.

[u/HotsWheels → u/CheckYourStats]

🎶Doctor Zaius 🎶

[u/NerdSlamPo → u/CheckYourStats]

I have the strangest feeling that in the Broadway show he can suddenly play the piano. Which is weird, because he couldn't before.

[u/CheckYourStats → u/NerdSlamPo]

Sounds like legitimate Theater.

[u/Turkeyplague → u/CheckYourStats]

What he has is a romantic abnormality. One so shocking that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

[u/Spicavierge → u/Turkeyplague]

He's not dead. What I said is that he sleeps with the fishes.

[u/One_Order_3841 → u/[deleted]]

He's soo cute in the last pic; his wife either hates his fishing trips or sends him out so he de-ages 10 years

[u/Sherbert-Particular → u/One_Order_3841]

There's a solid theory behind guys having a weirdly high number of fish pics on social media, dating apps, etc. Basically one of very few times many friend groups of guys will voluntarily or intentionally take a picture of one another.... doing anything. You might get a group photo of guys on a trip or something but it will prob be a mess. As we see in the post, the family type photos are not the best representation of the man. If he was hopping on dating apps anytime, guaranteed fish pic would be the leadoff.

[u/Wormsworth__ → u/Sherbert-Particular]

if he was hopping on dating apps anytime, guaranteed the fish pic would be the leadoff.

You don't say? What did you think he would do, lead with pictures of his fucking ex marriage on a dating app??

[u/Jail_Chris_Brown → u/Wormsworth__]

"Why are you asking about that again? She was smiling in every pic, see? I make people happy. Now back to topic: You said you were a mermaid. Which part of you is fish exactly?"

[u/Sherbert-Particular → u/Wormsworth__]

You would be surprised. Those other pics or similar would still be in it poorly cropped or with a box over her face lol.

[u/XOlenna → u/One_Order_3841]

It'd be a great way to get the house to yourself. I send mine out for 40k matches and it gets the same effect lmao

[u/Muppetude → u/[deleted]]

Reminds me of the change of expression on Ron Swanson’s face when Lil’ Sebastian walked into the room.

[u/das_slash]

I think the difference is in one scenario he is been asked to pose and he doesn't like his photos taken, and in the other he is showing off the fish, he doesn't care that he is in the picture, it's about the fish.

He probably also smiles while he is taking the pictures himself.

[u/wookyoftheyear → u/das_slash]

He might be from a country or culture where men don't smile in pictures. My dad usually never smiled in pictures unless they were candid, I've noticed it among older Asian men.

[u/zenki32 → u/wookyoftheyear]

Japan here. There is not one photo of my grandparents smiling. I've seen hundreds of photos of them and I've taken dozens of photos of them. Not one smile. Which is weird because my grandfather is a jokester. He was always cracking jokes. RIP jiichan. 

[u/TheWantedPekka → u/zenki32]

Greece here. Same thing and especially photos of people from villages on mountains. Children were no exception either. Very common with our grandparents generation.

[u/New_Libran → u/wookyoftheyear]

Russian/Former Eastern bloc countries. They do not ever smile in pictures or at strangers. My ex was from Latvia, I used to make fun of all her old pictures as a child where she looked like she was attending a funeral 😂

[u/torqued8 → u/wookyoftheyear]

Also common in older generations of Eastern European cultures.

[u/sagittalslice → u/torqued8]

Lol these two comments, my first thought was “this guy has got that former Soviet-bloc smile game”, like is he actually unhappy or is he just Azerbaijani or whatever?

[u/Affectionate_One_700 → u/sagittalslice]

I also guessed Azerbaijan!

Now I really want to know.

[u/Enlightened_Gardener → u/Affectionate_One_700]

I thought Armenian, but he doesn’t have the nose.

[u/purplehendrix22 → u/sagittalslice]

I also guessed Azerbaijani lol, def former Soviet Bloc

[u/purplehendrix22 → u/wookyoftheyear]

This 100%. It’s a cultural thing.

[u/Schmigolo → u/das_slash]

It's probably just cherrypicked pictures and there's tons of photos with his family where he smiles.

[u/ctan0312 → u/das_slash]

Yeah I think it’s just the difference between posing for a picture and genuinely proudly showing off something. Even if he loves being with his wife and family that’s different from sharing something you’re proud of.

[u/Zunderfeuer_88 → u/das_slash]

Counter theory, he once kissed one of the fish he caught and it turned into a girl he then married. But she was jealous of otherfish and now he isn't allowed fishing anymore.

[u/knotvortex → u/das_slash]

It’s resting dude face, aka resting bitch face … raise the double standard!

[u/MooD2 → u/das_slash]

In the first ones he is just posing for a picture, in the second ones he has just caught a fish and most likely already smiling when the picture is taken.

[u/XRynerX → u/das_slash]

Slams hands on the table

Wife: "but that means he's enjoying staying with the fishes but not with me!"

[u/tolifeonline]

To be fair, those fishes don't look too happy with him either.

[u/redhousebythebog → u/tolifeonline]

So how would the pattern finish:

Happy Woman / Sad Fish

or

Sad Woman / Happy Fish ?

[u/tolifeonline → u/redhousebythebog]

Between a fish and a fisherman, it's hard to find a scenario where both will be happy.

[u/No-Cover4993 → u/tolifeonline]

He's only happy when he's hurting animals. Fish don't enjoy "catch and release" fishing the way we do. It's extremely stressful on their bodies and often kills them after release.

[u/April_4th]

He should have married fish!! 😂

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread → u/April_4th]

Well, you can't exactly fuck a fi--

Wait a goddamn minute

[u/3d1thF1nch → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
Cause I wasn't bein' true
even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch
….now I know that I'm a gay fish

[u/BackShotsBrad_USA → u/3d1thF1nch]

I’m a gay fish yo

[u/ElkShot5082 → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Don’t google Tasmanian trout lady

[u/gnuoveryou → u/ElkShot5082]

:(

[u/ElkShot5082 → u/gnuoveryou]

Or do, I’m not your supervisor

[u/Nuclear_Varmint → u/ElkShot5082]

This little interaction made me exhale through my nose a little harder than usual

[u/gnuoveryou → u/ElkShot5082]

I did, unfortunately

[u/TmoneyID → u/ElkShot5082]

So of course, I did
Thanks

[u/N1CET1M → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Do you like fish sticks?

[u/edit_R → u/April_4th]

Wish someone told my husband to marry his coin collection. We’d both be much happier.

[u/dreamsandpizza]

Hi, he’s Troy McClure

[u/hallucinationthought → u/dreamsandpizza]

You may remember him from this subreddit, other subreddits or twitter

[u/Proper-Emu1558 → u/dreamsandpizza]

You may remember me from “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”!

[u/HuntertheGoose → u/dreamsandpizza]

I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?

[u/Noughmad → u/HuntertheGoose]

No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.

[u/WildSmokingBuick → u/Noughmad]

Uh, Tony, please. I just finished a plate of dingamagoo

[u/USAFRodriguez]

Thats the look being at peace and doing something you love.

[u/julesd26 → u/USAFRodriguez]

This is my husband with any type of vehicle. Lol

[u/xsifyxsify]

Plenty of fish

[u/King_takes_queen → u/xsifyxsify]

in the

[u/Minute-Joke9758]

Should have edited them back and forth to contrast more. Sad, happy! Sad, happy lol

[u/sondersome]

His eyes look so youthful and proud when he’s with a fish.

[u/Ragnar_of_Ballard]

Um, Do you... like fish sticks...?

[u/AnimeFFF → u/Ragnar_of_Ballard]

Are you a gay fish?

[u/Davellc1]

He probably likes fish sticks

[u/humakavulaaaa]

Teach a man to fish and he will smile to fish

[u/quite-a-user]

Chandler?

[u/skalits → u/[deleted]]

He is Armenian. This originated from his wife’s Instagram, and they are Armenian.

[u/Rider_in_Red_ → u/skalits]

Dude I had to scroll a bit to find this exact comment. Was gonna say how he looks totally Armenian lol

[u/Front_Statement6965 → u/[deleted]]

That was my first thought too hahaha

[u/Helioxsparrow]

That's called a Dad, they happen sometimes 

[u/bickandalls]

Man stands with his wife all the time, and it could be any occasion that my man might not have been interested in, and was there just for his wife. Fishing is a hobby that he almost certainly doesn't do as much as being in proximity to his wife, and does purely for personal enjoyment.

If he didn't look happy in the fish pictures, there likely wouldn't be any fish pictures. Hes going to be with his wife getting pictures taken regardless of his mood or the occasion.

This should be borderline expected, not condemned. People NEED time to enjoy themselves.

[u/MissM_LateBloomer]

I smell something fishy

[u/Savannahks]

This is the funniest video I’ve seen on here. Omg that’s hilarious

[u/Nikolaisme]

The pics said it all

[u/Jealous_Tutor_5135]

Clearly he's less of a breast guy and more of a bass man

[u/parkskier426]

I've come to understand this a bit. In some cultures people think smiling for the sake of a photo looks disingenuous or rude. He was probably raised like that. It makes sense that in a posed picture with this family he wouldn't naturally be smiling but in the excitement of catching a fish he would be.

Funny nonetheless but I kind of understand it now.

[u/Resident-Carrot-3156]

CEO OF AZERBAIJAN

[u/Forward-Ad992]

Never thought the saying, 'sleep with the fishes' could have a double meaning, but this video proves that it can.

[u/gao7on]

I bet he frowns when wifey holds up a bigger fish than his.

[u/TheI-Iound]

Fish on bro fish on

[u/ParticularStrict147]

Let's not try and dictate what makes this man truly happy.

It erupts from deep within and paints itself on his face. Pure joy manifest.... he's happy when he is with his family and hes happier when hes fishing and theres nothing wrong with that.

[u/dataflow2 → u/ParticularStrict147]

he's happy when he is with his family

Does not look like that.

[u/xiahbabi]

Sorry to get heavy here but...

I feel like this is what happens when you try to force societal conformity onto people.

He really looks miserable with the people that should by most definition make him happy.

I feel bad for the guy 😔

[u/i_Cant_get_right]

Let homie live

[u/First-Bother-7885]

Lmao 😂 his wife would divorce him after seeing this 😂

[u/Higher-Frequencies]

Happiest with fish or unhappiest with wife?

[u/Srijita_7278]

Bro was a bengali in last life

[u/GettinSodas]

A planned photo, you were forced to be in, vs  asking someone to take a picture 

[u/InevitableHorror1342]

The fish probably doesn’t browbeat him for fishing too much.

[u/steelbubble → u/InevitableHorror1342]

I mean I’m sure the fish aren’t too happy with him for it

[u/theseriousman1]

Fih

[u/Efficient_Gur5994]

Sleeping with the fishes 🐟 🐠 🐡

[u/QuietRatatouille]

Do you like fish sticks?

[u/Puzzled_Professor422]

XD love the last pic

[u/ImNotQuiteSureButOk]

Well, as they say: give a man a fish and he will ask why the heck you gave him a fish. Teach a man to fish and he will smile for the camera when he fishes.

[u/Mayrivers72]

Aquaman finally found his people.

[u/2luckymars4]

She turned into a fish 😧

[u/Ok-Attention-9762]

Family ❎

Fish ❤️🥰😍😘

[u/OldSchoolMan1991]

He's just maintaining frame

[u/Amazing_Confidence_7]

He does look very fishy 🐠

[u/triplekickbass]

Wholesome plot twist: he's smiling cause his wife is behind the camera

[u/KingCobra010101]

They're both accomplishments with strings attached

[u/-Face_McShooty]

Because the fish don't ask him to do anything!

[u/bummerluck]

Probably because the fish smells the way it's supposed to.

[u/Groundbreaking-Bag24]

He came from a long line of fisherman and she domesticated him

[u/Excellent-Falcon-329]

What? Is? He? Doing? With? Those? Fish?

[u/Dr-McLuvin]

lol this is me

[u/LaserKittenz]

The photos make it look like he’s getting older while his wife gets younger.  She is very pretty.

[u/Nervous_InsideU5155]

He finally caught something worth keeping and eating 😂

[u/DecisionCharacter175]

If "I'd rather be fishin' " was a person.

[u/ThePensiveE]

Dude's got a type.

[u/Ancient-Solid6618]

My question is how did he pull that beauty of a women :O

[u/HungryEar3513]

cute

[u/Legitimate_Strategy3]

Bro is happiest with his Bros

[u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix]

As someone who dated another who couldn't just enjoy the moment, after the 10th to 15th pic your enthusiasm for it goes down hill fast

[u/CntBlah]

Who isn’t?

[u/IntelligentGoal7653]

Understandable.

[u/reddithasbankruptme]

The "fish" is upset in all of the photos and the "fisher" is happy in all photos. It's just that the "fish" becomes a "fisher" in later photos.

[u/Jumpy_Importance2368]

Fish > Woman

[u/SavageFisherman_Joe]

Understandable

[u/SasquatchKing10]

Becuase he loves fish. easy answer

[u/ChazRadlord]

He wishy for the fishy.

[u/Doggo_Skatto]

The wife smile while he doesn’t.
That’s because he is the biggest fish his wife ever caught.

[u/gecjr]

Looks like Phil

[u/Crichris]

wait the last time i saw this it was an asian dude