“There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears. There is no evidence to suggest that any such repellents work.”
My nan got taken by a big bastard drop bear down the park on her 63rd birthday. God rest her. She bloody hated Vegemite behind the ears, used to laugh at grandad about it. Now who’s laughing Nan?
The urban legend focuses on bush walkers being 'dropped on' by Drop Bears, resulting in injury including mainly lacerations and occasionally bites. Most attacks are considered accidental and there are no stories of incidents being fatal.
You might have to take it up with the Australian Museum because you just told a story of a fatal gravity-fueled encounter with a drop bear.
Tf is a Drop Bear?. I honestly feel like Australia just be making shit up and there’s a fairy in the sky that’s just like, “Yeah, that checks out. Let’s build it and let it lose there.” 😂😂😂
You can continue to think that way if you want. Don't go calling for help when the DBs get ya, and they will. They hold grudges like you wouldn't believe.
Unlike the people that live in Australia, I’ve seen enough to know to stay away so jokes on those god damn Drop Bears, I’m way out of reach. 😎…… hopefully 😅…….👀
See now, I have concerns. If I lived in a place where the spiders could double as face-huggers, and snakes just randomly let themselves in the back door, I don't think I would necessarily want MORE trees or grass. A nice, flat, LARGE, inhospitable concrete slab would do just fine for me! i wonder if those newfangled running robots could be taught to give the boot to spiders and snakes? I'm alright with drop bears, though, as I don't think they could hide behind any pictures on the wall.
The whole North Shore is extremely green except for places like St Leonards/Chatties and the North Syd CBD. Even then the areas away from the train station are full of trees and gardens.
It's mind boggling. They'll come in the comments and talk about how much bush land we have which is true. But where people actually live? At least in my corner of Queensland all the developments wiped out all the trees which is standard... but no one re-planted. Some of these developments are over a decade old and still look like this.
People do this and then go: "wow it wasn't this hot before..." I knew of a lady who nagged for years of having to pick leaves from a mango tree (like 5m tall and I'm wide), well she finally convinced to cut down the tree by the poor husband who never wanted to do it only to start nagging from the heat after it was cut. The mechanic living in front was fuming at the situation as he told me, I can only imagine the husband.
All the new developments are horrendous, all over the country. Small, cramped, grey on grey, depressing as crap. This is where the gov should really step in, but as usual it is profits over people.
I mean this is literally in an area of literal suburban hellscape created by developers and sold to people who essentially do not have a choice to live elsewhere because despite these shitty built houses in a barren hellscape being priced at a million bucks, elsewhere is 2-10 that.
I mean all the neighbouring houses are my personal idea of hell. Literal suburban hellscape. All those ridiculous black tin roofs on houses that cram right to the edge of the property line. They all look the same. Wooden frames, shitty insulation, making for freezing in winter despite it not actually being that cold outside. So just blast the aircon right? Ugh. It’s horrible.
They bought a 20,000 sqm plot of land in the middle of prime farming real estate and used it for... a lawn.
They've built a 2 story 3 garage house on the property, and refused double-digit million dollar offers for the sale, they're clearly not hurting for cash. They're maybe not "super-duper billionaire" rich, but they're definitely sitting on more money than most people.
Are you thick? One house has all the land and won’t plant a single tree. I’m sure if that lawn was divided between people in smaller houses there would be plenty of flora.
What when did censorship start on reddit while writing comments? Ive never seen it, im not saying i doubt you.
What was the word? Fucks? Bitches? Dicks? C.... oh lmao when did that become a thing, and why that word specifically but not the other "profane and offensive language" I used?
This is mainly what caught my attention. There’s no accounting for the decisions of a single landowner, but some town near Sydney (or Sydney itself?) approved the surrounding development which appear to not only have no green space but no open recreational spaces at all. Dystopian indeed.
I think newer suburbs try to squeeze as much out of the land as possible. I love in northern Sydney and the council's up here don't mess around when it comes to trees. I was thinking of cutting down a tree as it was right above my kids trampoline and the pine cones kept falling in. I spoke to my neighbour who used to work in construction and still connected to the industry and he advised me against it. He reckons the council use all kinds of GPS image surveillance and drones to prevent trees from being knocked down.
Clearly. It’s not just the trees. I don’t even see any recreational area at all, paved or turfed. There’s no open area. It’s literally all house and road. I thought the new subdivisions in the US were bad. This is much worse.
I personally love trees and would plant up this land in a heart beat. I don't know if it's a generational thing, but I've noticed that the oldies hate trees. Eucalyptus trees drop a lot of litter and branches, and the sap basically explodes in a bush fire. Deciduous trees are messy in autumn (not something that bothers me, but some people liken fallen leaves to rubbish). Some trees have very invasive roots which become a big problem with pipes down the track. Baby trees need a heap of water to get established and they might not want to waste the water - a lot of Australia is in a drought.
Some few decades ago a lot of maltese emigrated to Australia for better job opportunities. They have a maltese surname and considering that the government here just gave the authority to uproot 800 trees for the construction of a hotel, maybe it's in their maltese blood.
Interesting take. I live in a neighborhood that was established in the late 1800s. We have streets lined with big old trees that do all of the things you describe. It seems like everyone just adapts to it. We rake or blow the leaves into the street and during the season, our village has sweepers and trucks collect them. Fixing old sewer connections that have been invaded by tree roots is expensive and time consuming, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest getting rid of the trees as a remedy. Generally they’re loved by most folks and are a major factor in the character of our town. Even the poorest city neighborhoods are still tree-lined.
No. It’s a poorer area. Theres been rapid population growth recently via immigration and a lot of the new migrants move to western Sydney because it’s cheap and there’s been overdevelopment to accommodate that which has actually been really bad for koalas because their habitat is being destroyed.
Does Sydney have zoning laws that determine how much of a plot of land can be occupied by a structure?
There will always be people looking for inexpensive housing, immigrants or not. It’s the local government and builders that are culpable for this terrible urban planning and tract housing, not immigrants.
A guy who owns that much property? For reference one of those houses to the side are over a million dollars and look how much bigger their house is to scale + the amount of land. I lived in one of those houses, not in that suburb but in an identical looking Sydney urban development. Look up the Zammit family, they are a rich family. Being rich is what gives them poor taste and a disinterest in cooling down the roads with trees or native plants.
imo, which isnt the opinion of most australians, lawns like that are made by neurotics who are subconsciously embarassed we dont live in beautiful french countryside, so theyll spend several hours a week trying to make their garden look flatt and evenly green with european style grass lawns instead of just allowing the native landscape to look how it looks. for most people who cant afford to put tons into garden maintenance even if theyre obsessing over it daily, this is an uphill battle that inevitably ends with their lawn becoming a dustbowl.
i dont know much abt the particulars, our urban areas have more green space and stuff but yeah ive lived in one of these developments so I can tell u abt that. for me and my mum a few years back, we were tryna move out from my dad's. as far as houses go, these were the best we could do without leaving my school's catchment; they were about 10 maybe 12 rows of streets with 50 or so identical houses. interior and exterior *identical*. black roof that absorbs tons of heat and makes the whole thing hell. dishwasher came broken, ports on the walls but no actual wiring for ethernet or phone lines. they seem mildly varied because they paint the walls different colours in non-looping patterns.
the area we were in was farmland and a school gott built there, so some developer bought the farmland and flipped it into these cheap houses to sell at a huge markup when the land became super desired because of the school zone. the worse part was that there were only two ways out of the entire block of land to get back on a nearby main road, bc we were in the middle of a field. no buses into the development, no footpath next to the main road either. and these are unfortunately still massively over expensive bc of the sydney housing crisis
similar things probably exist in america too. i would love better zoning, maybe like some shops here? but I moved out and into an urban centre with tons of trees and shade this year so im doing way better. its great living on a street with trees.
people get freaked out about having to clean up after a fallen tree so much that they would rather pay a higher energy bill now that their house is in direct sunlight 12hrs a day.
I'm gonna take a punt and say this used to be a "market garden", a small agricultural plot on what was back then the urban fringe. I lived in the area in the late 70s/early 80s, and there were loads of these, side by side, with Maltese families growing vegetables for the wholesale market.
This is a myth designed during the colonial era to make Australia seem like an unpopulated and savage land in need of European taming, it is not true or useful. Australian trees are beautiful, our plant life is diverse, no monsters live here besides the settlers and the bourgeois.
Europe and America have bears, which are scarier than anything in Australia, yet nobody goes "Don't go to New York, they have black bears everywhere!" because that would be ridiculous.
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u/phairphair 4d ago
Why do Australians hate trees?