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Fascinating In 2018, thief Hung Phuoc Nguyen was caught using the sketch on the right

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u/Standard_Ad_6045 19h ago

Least Vietnamese looking Vietnamese 

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u/RoabeArt 19h ago

Biracial, perhaps? Alternate mugshot, and the docket lists him as Vietnamese.

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u/Anxious_Sapiens 19h ago

He looks even less Vietnamese in that pic lol

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 18h ago

He was an identity thief.

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 18h ago

Well shit

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u/cypresshill98 15h ago

Identity theft is not a joke.

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u/santa_obis 14h ago

Millions of families suffer every year!

u/a_glorious_bass-turd 37m ago

Nice, I was just about to make the "was your father a G.I?" joke

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u/gpkgpk 12h ago

That's clearly Lionel Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez.

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u/ferocity_mule366 5h ago

as a Vietnamese I can spot the Vietnamese features but if you dont tell me his name I wouldn't be able to tell, its a strangely subtle subconscious thing but it gets drown out by the white features

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u/odis69 4h ago

Not Vietnamese but from southern China and I know exactly what you’re talking about. From the original photo in the post he actually has some strong Viet features if you pay attention. Feels like face structure and the expression. But second mugshot yeah idk.

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u/goodolewhasisname 18h ago

Last American soldiers left Vietnam in 1973, according to his birthday on alternate mugshot he was probably conceived in 1973. Probably not a coincidence.

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 15h ago

His daddy squeaked one out just in time

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

A final bust before he caught the chopper outta Saigon

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 15h ago

Love you long time

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u/andywuzhere1 18h ago

definitely wasian lol

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u/Mr-D-Incredible 17h ago

wait so did the sketch fool them or nah

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 15h ago

Man, that guy looks like he's named Daryll and knows where you can get some cheap meth

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u/DaNangExpat 16h ago

5’3”… yup checks out, he’s definitely part Vietnamese

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u/andywuzhere1 14h ago

his lips also give it away too

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u/Leather__sissy 15h ago

Half Vietnamese, half methamphetamine?

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u/Exact-Difference-422 16h ago

Eyes listed brown too, huh... 

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

Maybe he was adopted or something lol

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u/AirCheap4056 1h ago

The docket lists "vietnamese" as his "race". That's some very ignorant BS I unfortunately see too common in US, regarding the definition of words like race, ethnicity, and nationality.

Vietnamese is his nationality, it's not a race.

I used to handle application forms from US college students. The wild range of things they'd fill in under "nationality" were astonishing, ranged from white to Male to Texas to Los Angeles.

And don't get me started on the "race" selection in most US government forms. "Asian and Pacific Islander" does not compute for me as an East Asian person, because I look nothing like Dwayne Johnson.

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u/SurferBloods 19h ago

TIL Phil Collins is Vietnamese

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u/PaulSmith79 18h ago

He don't care anymore.....

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u/ExxKonvict 15h ago

He was high as a kite in the air that night…

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u/SpaffordFux 13h ago

The Mustard Tiger?

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u/maxman162 12h ago

Looks like he ate Philadelphia. 

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u/nehala 18h ago

He's probably mixed race, half -white. There were many from the period of the war.

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u/desterpot 17h ago

yep. met many half American half Vietnamese in my lifetime.

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u/OMNeigh 18h ago

Hmm I wonder if he was born sometime between 1962-1975

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u/SteamBanjo 17h ago

G, I wonder?

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u/RoabeArt 17h ago

According to this he was 44 in 2018, which would mean he was born in 1974.

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u/SwordfishSilver8041 18h ago

I agree with you. I didn't know he was half Vietnamese.

I went to high school with a guy who doesn't look half Vietnamese at all. He could pass for a white dude. Once he spoke Vietnamese, I was shocked.

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 17h ago

Which half was Vietnamese? Top, bottom or right or left?

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 15h ago

All in the left buttcheek actually. It's a really huge cheek.

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u/br3dj 17h ago

Ikr. What the phuoc is going on

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u/DeflyNotFBI 15h ago

He looks like Bill Dauterive

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u/backdoorboogienights 19h ago

i mean how? was he adopted? lol

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u/No-Consideration-891 18h ago

Mixed race, especially if they were born during/just after the Vietnam war.

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u/z0hu 15h ago

I was just thinking about this. I'm half Asian but my dad was white. Had kids with a white woman and all our kids look pretty much full white. If my dad had happened to have been the Chinese one instead, all our kids would have Chen for a last name.

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u/Competitive_Key_7604 6h ago

Daddy was a GI for sure

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u/EvilMatt666 17h ago

Adopted maybe? He certainly doesn't have any Asian features.

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u/PeriodSupply 16h ago

My half Asian son doesn't look Asian at all. My half black nephew doesn't look white at all. My half Asian daughter looks pretty Asian. Genetics hey. Takes you on a wild ride.

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u/Inside_Sir_7651 16h ago

there are americans/europeans with asian features, didn't it occur to you there could be vietnamese with european features?

why do you people think everyone in "foreign" countries looks the same?

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u/DopesickJesus 12h ago

“American” isn’t a good descriptor if you’re not talking about culture or natives, not the best comparison.
Usually, when people call someone “Asian” it’s typically East or Southeast Asian. East Asians, and SE Asians that are part of the Sinosphere, have very distinct features that the majority fall into some range of having. Their very homogenous cultures and populations kind of help ensure that. The fact that we all understand what a speaker says when they say “looks Asian” just further proves that point. 🤷🏻‍♂️

But yeah. There are Asian people who don’t look as Asian as the rest. Even before major migration paths opened to these communities, and although exceptionally rare in comparison to the majority, there are Asian people who don’t “look Asian.” This of course is a tiny minority, and why they could comment that with their chest out.

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u/lyricalities 16h ago

he has wide zygos and an asian head shape, flatter midface pretty sure, though hart to see from front, he actually does have a more vietnamese facial hair pattern. Part of what makes it look so uncanny is he had so much hair loss and he's holding his eyes wide open

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u/-ratmeat- 14h ago

looks like a love child of a russian tourist 

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u/N4m3r 13h ago

He looks like a mix of Vietnamese and eastern European 😅

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u/xZandrem 13h ago

His father was the inventor of dipping in south east asia, like many westerners do now but don't know who invented it first.

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u/sanriodialtone 12h ago

I’m unsure as to why, but I thought he was Irish. His head shape is reminiscent of my viet colleagues I will say so I totally see it. Usually those viet/East Asian genes are strong.

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u/tfhfate 11h ago

It's almost like a nationality and legal names aren't linked to a particular ethnicity nor culture 🤔

But please don't tell that to racist essentialists, they won't understand anyway

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u/Standard_Ad_6045 2h ago

Yes I'm a racist you understood everything about me 

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u/redditbdum 19h ago

The sketch was generous with his hairline.

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u/shelf6969 16h ago

the hat he was wearing had a sewn in wig

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

"Do you like it? It's very generous"

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u/MadKian 10h ago

Exactly. If I would be the one describing him I would totally be like “no officer, waaaay less hair”.

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u/Beautiful_Oil_7745 19h ago

Vladimir Nguyen

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u/Stravinsky1911 18h ago

Seriously spit out my tea

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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u/delicate_soup 19h ago

If anybody seen the leprechaun say “yeahhhh!!”

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u/francis_pizzaman_iv 18h ago

lol same thing I thought

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 18h ago

I'm gonna find it and break it and ride it to the Pegasus treasure

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u/NeilPatrickWarburton 16h ago

I wanna know where the gold at. I want the gold.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago edited 15h ago

I'm bout to rent a backhoe go uproot that tree. I wanna know where da GOL' at. I want the gold. Give ME da gold. I want da gol'.

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u/somenoise4u 16h ago

I just want the gold!

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u/Charming-Standard-84 16h ago

That goofy ass smile of his when he looks into the camera always cracks me up 🤣

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

It's one of the best videos in the history of the internet honestly, and the remix is even better

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u/clevergirls_ 15h ago

Top 5 internet moment of all time

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u/Operation_Neither 16h ago

I SEEN IT!!

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago edited 15h ago

"Could be a crackhead- who got ahold to tha wrong stuff- an' it told him to get up in a tree and play a lep'chaun"

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u/KoA07 6h ago

I could hear this perfectly in my head, and I haven’t seen this in at least ten years

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 6h ago

I still have like every word in that video seared into my brain for eternity

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u/Broham1527 16h ago

Did not expect to find a reference to my city in this thread

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u/cruisin_urchin87 14h ago

Could be a crackheeeaaaad!

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u/dreizehn1313 17h ago

How has no one posted the tv news clip reporting of this sketch yet…:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CnkzLZKX8e

One of the funniest crime reports out there struggling to stay professional lol

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u/dankq 11h ago

Lmao when he sees the picture and is so stunlocked he just says "okay" and points at it. Fuckin sent me.

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u/ApexBoiz 2h ago

He really spent a good 8 second staring at it and glancing back at us like it was our fault for putting that on the screen 😭

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u/zephyrwa 16h ago

“It’s uncanny Lisa”

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u/Over-Conversation220 15h ago

One of the very few videos I watch when it’s posted. This one and “we’re just normal men”

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u/KoA07 6h ago

The way his voice breaks a little bit at the end fucking killed me ☠️

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u/Wonderfulhumanss 19h ago edited 19h ago

In 2018, police in Lancaster, Pennsylvania released this hand-drawn sketch after a man allegedly stole cash from a stand at Central Market. Despite police themselves describing the sketch as “amateurish and cartoonish,” it along with the witness’s description helped jog an investigator’s memory. Police identified 44 year old Hung Phuoc Nguyen as a potential suspect, and the witness later picked him out of a photo lineup. He was arrested days later and charged with two counts of theft.
Source

https://crimewatch.net/us/pa/lancaster/lancaster-city-bp/19659/arrests/nguyen-hung-phuoc-theft-unlawful-taking-2-counts

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u/AdCheap8058 18h ago

Well phuoc me running

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u/PsychologicalEbb3140 18h ago

“Thanks to the sketch no doubt.”

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u/RegretsZ 6h ago

"and I say give that sketch artist a raise"

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u/bubster99 1h ago

"It's uncanny, Lisa"

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u/baconcow 19h ago

Holy Phuoc!

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u/Oozealot 14h ago

Absolutely Hung, that Phuoc

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u/Bake-Full 18h ago

Dam son

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u/MikeandMolly5656 19h ago

I mean it surprisingly is close enough 

From the drawing I'd know to look for

1: someone with eyes close together

2: thin lips

3: short hair

4: middle aged 

5: low ears

Really only the face shape in the drawing thats off by much 

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u/LostTechnology5944 19h ago

6: balding

Balding guys wear hats

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u/Affectionate-Wave586 18h ago

The problem is that the sketch appears to have been done with little technical proficiency, so it's hard to say which of the features being depicted are actually reliable, and which just look the way they do due to the roughness of the sketch.

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u/SkinnyStav 10h ago

Tbf if the witness only remembered a few details of the suspects face, a more lifelike portrait would entail adding random details. 

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u/Ok-Nail5186 17h ago

Sometimes all that's needed is a super distinguishing feature.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 15h ago

Reminds me of an old mad tv sketch from back in the day.

"He look like a man" x10

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u/sumeriandisputations 19h ago

Right is a Shin Chan character

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u/TonginTozz 16h ago

Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us.

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u/First_Ad8230 17h ago

best description

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u/Kaszrak 18h ago

How does this guy has a Vietnamese name? That's the actual oddity about this. He looks nothing like Vietnamese. lol.

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u/BreakfastDue1256 14h ago

Born in Vietnam towards the end of the war. Likely at least half if not 3/4 white.

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u/monkeyboy107 18h ago

No doubt the sketch helped

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u/Visual-Parking 18h ago

Based on the sketch, I’d have put out an APB for Gilligan. 

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u/milleniumhandyshrimp 18h ago

I knew I wasn't the only one who saw Gilligan!

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u/MakimaGOAT 17h ago

that guy does not look viet at all

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u/SwordfishSilver8041 18h ago

He doesn't look half Vietnamese at all. He could literally passed for a white dude. Now, we know he's half Vietnamese because of his name.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 19h ago

Yes I

I was going to guess that exact name

Based on either picture shown

Clearly

/s

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u/Radaistarion 19h ago

They're the same picture

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u/flindersrisk 18h ago

I remember when the bolo was published on the news. And ridiculed by the broadcasters. It seems like the following day the guy was caught and the broadcasters were gracefully humble. They showed the artist’s sketch next to the mug shot. Pure comedy.

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u/Detrimental_Figment 16h ago

The chin shape is completely wrong. The drawing has a super sharp chin and the actual man almost doesn’t have a chin.

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u/AlternativeResort477 19h ago

That’s the Alabama leprechaun

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u/OwlTheSilent 15h ago

It's uncanny Lisa

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 15h ago

Looks like a Jason Mraz album cover

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u/The_H_N_I_C 14h ago

Wasn't this the guy where the news anchor was trying not to laugh about the sketch on air and then they said they found him and put the picture side by side and the anchor stopped laughing and was like "that's accurate"

could be remembering the details wrong though.

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u/Minute-Drama-5821 19h ago

Would be hilarious if his middle name was As.

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u/Not-T4rantino 18h ago

It's like when Hank figured out Walt was Heisenberg.

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u/HokusTokus 18h ago

Why wasn't he allowed to use it?

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u/antibroleague 18h ago

Gives me hope that they might catch that leprechaun

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u/Magister5 18h ago

Dude was sketchy looking

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u/CrapThatSmilesBack 18h ago

Nooooo the video is key!

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u/twizyo 18h ago

he looks like tim mcgraw after a really bad fight with faith hill

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u/tinyant7416 18h ago

My question is how.... they look nothing like thier sketch

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u/unkle_phungus 17h ago

Looks like Jon Reep lol

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u/SergeantBoop 17h ago

Pretty sure I've seen bros name as a Grindr profile bio

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u/bluefoxanime 17h ago

So he's confirmed to be hung?

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u/cryptolyme 17h ago

The resemblance is uncanny

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u/opopi123 17h ago

yeah they got his white features on the sketch

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u/redlancer_1987 17h ago

I thought this was one of those new DLSS 5 comparisons

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u/glowshroom12 16h ago

the dude seems to have either blue or green eyes, which would be almost impossible if he were half Asian. maybe he’s a quarter Asian.

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u/MatsGry 16h ago

Dude looks Irish in the photo and drunk Irish in the drawing

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u/RedSlimeballYT 16h ago

THAT MAN IS VIETNAMESE??? I'M VIETNAMESE AND HE LOOKS NOTHINF LIKE US

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

You Nguyen some, you lose some

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u/plumbussale 15h ago

That’s late 30s Peter Gabriel

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u/DevilPayne 15h ago

his name was hung fuck and yet he still had to steal maybe adult film actors should be paid better :(

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u/NerdTalkDan 15h ago

You know what? I see it

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u/StarrrClassicManic 15h ago

Okay, they got the eyes and the hair right, my biggest gripe is the head shape. He’s clearly not V shape

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u/terror_rest45 14h ago

Thanks to the sketch no doubt.

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u/Mother-Degree9939 14h ago

Calm the Phuoc down, guys

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u/Less-Parsnip-7076 14h ago

Looking Vietnamese and Swedish at the same time certainly a feat.

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u/eight111-madercheebs 13h ago

Who would've guessed this guy's a "Nguyen"

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u/Significant-Deer1147 13h ago

Ya'd better rob the sketchbook and pencils

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u/Successful_Boss_7260 12h ago

Thanks for telling us where the sketch was bro, I almost didnt see it.

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u/DMifune 12h ago

This guy must have great grand children by now... 

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u/sarah_herself 12h ago

Ive seen this photo so much and I'm just now finding out that's his name and he's literally listed as Vietnamese. That just makes this scenario much funnier and odd, considering he's the most white looking American dude I've ever seen lol

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u/dragontouch 11h ago

You sure the sketch is on the right?

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 11h ago

but he doesnt even have a hat how could it be him

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 11h ago

I swear he looks like an NPC from Mount & Blade Warband.

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u/ZoeyBee_3000 11h ago

In 2018, thief Hung Phuoc Nguyen was caught using the sketch on the right

What was he using it for?.........

Oh

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u/SkinnyStav 10h ago

Suspect is hatless.

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u/OkEmu5032 10h ago

The eyes, they never lie

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u/Pervius94 9h ago

The guy's named hung fuock, damn he must be popular with the ladies if his name is program

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u/uberneuman_part2 9h ago

Radar O’Reilly?

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u/agriculum 9h ago

Thanks to the sketch, no doubt

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u/UrsaMajor7th 8h ago

The eyes are the windows to the mugshot, or something.

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u/Adeum2 8h ago

Reminds me of the one the little girl drew who was looking for her dad

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u/KKRUSH9974 7h ago

"Could be a crackhead"

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u/brokeboipobre 7h ago

Look like a leprechaun! Yeahhhhhhhh

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u/Difficult-Thing-6609 7h ago

that guy doesn't look Vietnamese at all

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 7h ago

This dude's last name is Nguyen?

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u/dekuweku 6h ago

Politce sketches iirc emphasise unique features of a suspect or a John/Jane DOE so you get weird sketches a lot of times, but this one is borderline funny.

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u/RespecDawn 6h ago

Older Canadians will wonder what the hell Relic has been into since The Beachcombers ended.

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u/belisssss 5h ago

They are the same picture

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u/General_Trip_4223 5h ago

TIL Gilligan is Vietnamese!

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u/Yalcookedaf653 5h ago

wait that video was real?! no fucking way LOL thought they were fuckin around.

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u/Friendly_Piece7385 4h ago

Giggity giggity Nguyen

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u/Gullible_Coyote8225 4h ago

the resemblance is truly astonishing

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u/grantnberr 3h ago

Atleast they got the eyes right

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u/AuroraAustralis0 3h ago

that guy looks fucking irish not vietnamese

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u/TemporarySnowflake 2h ago

Two things, first which is the real picture? Two, it's the most Russian looking Vietnamese I have ever seen. And I never seen any so far

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u/KernelPannic 2h ago

What was he using it for??

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u/Jealous-Cream3344 1h ago

More like Vlad Phut Ihn

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u/Stock-Objective-6959 1h ago

Gotta space those eyes out bro

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u/LancelotAtCamelot 1h ago

English is weird... at first I was thinking "where was he caught using it? And why is that illegal?"... I just woke up.

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u/treesagainst 1h ago

Phil Collins

u/anawkwardsomeone 25m ago

“Oh Phuoc! They caught me”

This guy probably