r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A woman appeared to lean in to kiss Hittler while trying to get his autograph during the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

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u/HighZ3nBerg 1d ago

Some guy somewhere:

“Yup. My great grandmother planted a kiss on Hitler…”

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u/Suicide-Bunny 1d ago

that if she and her kin survived what he brought onto everyone

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u/HighZ3nBerg 1d ago

Cmon…you don’t think the Hitler smoocher made it?

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u/your_fave_redditor 1d ago

She probably moved to Argentina and she’s now “Abuelita”

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

I think she’s now dead.

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u/Significant_Fill_697 19h ago

Oh, she wasn’t German.

English or American if I recall correctly

Edit: looked it up. She was American.

“Carla de Vries, a 40-year-old American tourist from Norwalk, California”

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u/Fish-Weekly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, that Führer, the fräuleins just can’t resist him

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u/seoras13 1d ago

What's he like, totally fucking mental, he's a pure fanny magnet ol addy

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u/CornerFlag 1d ago

Well that's why he kept the 'tache like that.

For the laydees!

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u/Wampus_Cat_ 1d ago

The Salzburg Stimulator

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u/Fish-Weekly 1d ago

He put the blitz in blitzkreig

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u/lep63again 1d ago

He likes a little shutz in the old staffle

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u/Norgur 1d ago

I am German and I had to read that one multiple times.

He likes a little Schutz in the old Staffel

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You look at him, and you know that since 5:45, he'll return fire

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u/Shazzzam79 1d ago

Weird thing is that the ladies all started shaving his 'stache down there.

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u/John_OSheas_Willy 23h ago

The ol' fanny tickler

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u/Cardinal_350 1d ago

If I remember correctly he got bags and bags and bags of mail from women offering to bear his children

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 22h ago

You should see recordings of some of his speaches during peacetime. It was like a Beatles concert with young girls screaming and falling over each other.

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u/caustic_smegma 1d ago

She definitely got Führer than I would have imagined.

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u/theGIRTHQUAKE 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh ha ha ha sieg heil ha ha ha you

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u/avanross 1d ago

Stupid people fucking love worshipping people

They cant think for themselves and need to have a “dear leader” to tell them what to believe

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

Perhaps you seen the latest fascist tyrant and the women obsessed with him. Power is an aphrodisiac to many

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u/UnemployedBlahaj 1d ago

It is "Fräulein"

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u/Fish-Weekly 1d ago

I have added an umlaut at your request. 🙏

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u/UnemployedBlahaj 1d ago

Danke, I would like to ask if you could put a capital F and remove the s at the end aswell.

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u/fvbrennan 18h ago edited 18h ago

I don't even wait. And when you're Führer, they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab 'em by the muschi. You can do anything.

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u/OneManFight 1d ago

"Nien nien shtaahp it!"

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u/Minnymoon13 1d ago

Ok that’s kinda funny

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u/FormalTotal9684 1d ago

She wanted a mustache ride

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u/Skreamie 1d ago

Something so odd about seeing him so bashful and giddy

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u/Mr_Engineering 1d ago

This is how Hitler was much of the time. Nazi Party officials went to great lengths to remove any depictions of him that weren't stoic, commanding, or emotionless but a few recordings such as this survived.

Second hand accounts from those that knew him personally are very telling, he was a goofball who liked to play with children, enjoyed practical jokes, and would stay up all night partying and fucking around

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u/Optimal-Age5397 1d ago

Classic hitler, always kiddin around.

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u/DerrainCarter 1d ago

“Oh Hermann, you wouldn’t believe what happened when I told them I want a glass of juice. That was a whole thing, lol”

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u/Current_Ad_400 1d ago

"No guys, you misunderstood. What I said about invading Poland was just a joke! Why does everyone always take me so seriously??" ~ Adolf Hitler, 1939

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

"Oh, ve do have such fun, yah..."

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u/Spartacas23 1d ago

You guys know I’m just kidding?? Right!?

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u/DogmaSychroniser 1d ago

What is love is the Finns bugged his railway car when he was over there so we can hear him not being Mr Shreak. It's kinda fascinating in how much of it was the personality cult.

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u/EvelynHopeDJSP 1d ago

I wonder how much was himself and how much was the meth

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u/Mr_Engineering 1d ago

It was himself, the meth came much later.

He was pulling pranks and lazing about long before WW1.

There's lots of anecdotes about his personality from virtually every decade, and most of them have been corroborated.

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

I think he truly thought he was saving the country, too bad the people around him didn't keep him in check.

He could literally just be like any random frustrated 4chan user today who got stuck in a right wing bubble and one day just got into a position of power.

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u/Mr_Engineering 1d ago

I think he truly thought he was saving the country, too bad the people around him didn't keep him in check.

The people around him were the ones most interested in keeping him where he was because his passive and disinterested managerial style enabled them to effectively do whatever they wanted.

Hitler, as a dictator, did very little. He hated bureaucracy, details, and planning; he preferred to delegate high level tasks -- often to multiple people -- and would act as a final decision maker and tie breaker. All of the power with little of the mental responsibility. This led to a lot of people vying for his attention and affection because that was often the best way to get a pet project greenlit.

It's almost certain that Hitler had ADHD, much of his early years tracks with this.

In fact, I would go as far as to say that Hitler often kept the more extreme and revolutionary elements of the NSDAP in check by denying their ambitions, at least during the early to mid 1930s.

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

As a person with ADHD I understand how quickly we can get trapped in a thought cycle and really convince ourselves to do something impulsive or stupid. Not "Kill all the Jews" stupid though. I think he was not after the Jews that much, he just hired the people who were.

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u/Mr_Engineering 1d ago

This is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

The industrial scale extermination of Jews in Europe wasn't Hitler's brainchild, it was architected by Heydrich and Himmler acting under Goering's direction.

Goering was either acting autonomously or he was trying to interpret some vague directive from Hitler himself.

There's no written order or directive from Hitler ordering the mass extermination of Jews in Europe much less direction on how to do it. Furthermore, no one who was involved in the construction or operation of the death camps said anything to the effect of "Hitler told me to do it".

This doesn't mean that Hitler is blameless because he often spoke in high-level vague generalities which were difficult to interpret and were devoid of particulars, he certainly knew about the extermination camps and had no problem with them, and had authorized in general the existing Nazi euthanasia program to the extent that someone put paperwork infront of him that could bear his signature.

In other words, it was far easier to get approval from Hitler to do something than it was to get instructions from him on what to do.

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u/DingoBingoWimbo 1d ago

Goebells diaries literally contain entries saying that Hitler was the 'unrelenting champion' of 'a radical solution'. He actively made it so that the holocaust should happen

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u/JcNoE123 1d ago

I thought goering and himmler hated one another? Or am I getting him and Goebbles mixed up? I know goering was anti-Semitic as well but was under the impression he thought the public hate for the Jews would damage the party’s image. Or maybe that was just his cover up after the war was lost.

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u/HeldnarRommar 22h ago

This sounds very familiar to a certain current world leader and their attention span

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u/Zestyclose-Degree443 23h ago

Yeah this is what people fail to take into account. He was indoctrinated at a young age and had an absolutely awful childhood that left him deeply traumatised. It’s hard to have empathy for someone that is responsible for the horrors of the war and holocaust but I think his brain was just broken at some point.

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u/xXCascadeXx 1d ago

I'm surprised I haven't seen the tweaking out Hitler GIF yet with him rocking back and forth.

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u/Max-Phallus 23h ago

Which is always sped up massively.

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u/mate1mistico 22h ago

Bueno si sacamos de lado su mentalidad de mierda y todas sus porquerías que hizo, era una persona bastante normal, lo cual lo vuelve hasta cierto punto aterrador.

u/jeremiahthedamned 11h ago

they walk among us!

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u/BankshotMcG 12h ago

I mean he also tried to impress a date with how badly he would whip his devoted dog. I'm going to take the controversial stance of saying fuck Hitler. 

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u/powerscunner 1d ago

It's unsettling to be reminded that while he did monstrous things, he was a human being. A person.

We want to distance ourselves from the thing he represents, but what he was is what we are: human.

It's disconcerting to wonder how much of what we are and who we are is by circumstance.

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u/staners09 1d ago

Grandma?

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u/Some-Connection-7789 1d ago

Lemme guess, you live in Argentina? 😂

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u/Super-Cynical 1d ago

She was actually an American tourist

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u/FerroFusion 18h ago

Well, makes sense too...

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

Washington, DC these days

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u/jeanolt 1d ago

argentina? modern neo-nazis rallies are on plain sight in the US these days.

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u/teabaggins76 1d ago

Call me, ya?

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 1d ago

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u/shpongolian 1d ago

Is this real?

Why does everyone in this photo look so creepy & uncanny?

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u/tommyrulz1 1d ago

Her phone 🤯

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u/jupiterkansas 1d ago

not a cult!

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 1d ago

Zero real and nonfat/loose skin* chins to be found.

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u/sandwichtheconqueror 1d ago

Zero eyebrow movement aswell 😭

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u/tantamount888 1d ago edited 23h ago

EDIT:
My original reply made it sound like I was saying this one was AI. No.

This photo I’m posting here has NOT been doctored with AI and was pulled from NYT. I was particularly disturbed by this photo and happened to save it.

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u/SteR88 1d ago

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 1d ago

she's down bad for it

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u/zaviamorpheus 1d ago

Strumpet for the Trumpet Crumpet

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u/SnooRecipes4106 1d ago

We found a salad tosser!

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u/BTTammer 22h ago

These are the exact same women as the other photo.  Paid actors is my guess.

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u/Snoo_11836 1d ago

Figures that Karens would worship Trump.

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u/mcmcc 21h ago

Aren't a couple of those women in both pictures?

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 1d ago

Reminds of that movie where they’re all smiling really wide and creepy. Wish I could remember the name, but they look exactly the same 🥴

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u/mrmojoer 1d ago

Are you thinking to the music video of Black Hole Sun?

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u/One-Bird-8961 1d ago

Big red might accidentally swallow her baby if the mouth opens any wider

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u/LordNelson781 1d ago

I bet he hates all of these people

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u/Kid520 1d ago

This video caused me a lot of childhood trauma lol.

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u/Harl0t_Qu1nn 1d ago

Could be Smile 2022. But it could also be Truth Or Dare 2018

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u/biskwy 1d ago

The purge?

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u/Great-Big-3101 1d ago

Black Hole Sun video by Soundgarden

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u/SeveralPhysics9362 1d ago

The Stepford Wives?

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u/blondebuilder 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's real. I recognize some of these women from this old pic. They're like fascism groupies.

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u/the_dude_abides29 1d ago

Big momma back right is hongry

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u/KuhlThing 1d ago

Those ladies in the cluster are all leadership from a cult called Word of Faith Fellowship that is headquartered in my hometown, and I believe one of them is founder Jane Whaley. People Magazine made an episode about them.

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u/InfiniteWinter26 1d ago

is it wrong to assume which one is called “whaley”?

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u/Bicykwow 1d ago

Holy fucking shit, I assumed that pic was AI. This is terrifying.

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u/elon_musks_cat 1d ago

I was literally thinking if I didn’t already know this is real, you could have told me this was AI I’d believe it.

These people are so… weird

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u/yamanamawa 1d ago

Yeah there is something deeply unsettling about extreme far-right conservatives. Like there's just this weird layer of fakeness to everything. Like their personalities are made of cheap plastic or something

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u/poophroughmyveins 1d ago

Evil rots you

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 1d ago

Puppets. Hollowed inside, smile by default.

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u/ivyleaguetrash 1d ago

This just looks like any random group of people you’d see on Long Island

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u/I_eat_mud_ 1d ago

I think it might be AI enhanced

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u/Pearson94 1d ago

The lack of empathy and critical thought is apparent on their faces

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u/Serious-Direction-11 1d ago

The uncanny valley is a psychological reaction where things that look almost human, but not quite right, make people feel uneasy or creeped out.

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u/primefart 1d ago

Rich plantation owners from the south. There are different names for them.

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u/magirevols 1d ago

probably the same reason the lady kissed hitler, paid actos

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u/Key-Performance-9021 1d ago

There is a real chance the women kissing Hitler is their grandmother: American tourist Carla de Vries from California. During the swimming competitions at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, she was seated near Adolf Hitler’s box.

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u/VoidOmatic 1d ago

Just think about the stupidity. Imagine everything else they are doing wrong in their lives.

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u/TitShark 1d ago

She was trying to invade Pole-land

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u/jupiterkansas 1d ago

Hitler? I hardly knew her!

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

Hitler

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u/Captiongomer 1d ago

Oh god I'm going to be stiming the rooooon all fucking day

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

Fuck how did I forget about this

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u/Old_Philsosophy 1d ago

Levios ahhhh

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u/zan13898 1d ago

Oh leviosaahh

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u/agapukoIurumudur 1d ago

The moment you realize even Hitler has more game than you

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u/ArkhamTight606 1d ago

Let’s not forget that there are women who send fan mail and love letters to serial killers.

Some women don’t play with a full deck of cards.

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u/Total-Coach-1576 1d ago

I mean girls like men who appreciate art, are well-dressed and have broad visions for their future /s

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u/Confusedmind75 1d ago

Hitler was be blushing like a high school boy

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u/Ok_Gas1070 1d ago

He said "hail girl, hail" *snaps fingers side-to-side*

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u/cjs81268 1d ago

He said, "hail, no, girl!"

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u/mamaaaoooo 1d ago

did not expect Mild High Club to play

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u/DakPara 1d ago

A total aside:

My high school Government and History teacher is sitting about 4 rows directly above Hitler. His name was William Racey. In wider shots you can see him.

He was Jesse Owen’s tutor at Ohio State and worked his way over on a steamer ship during summer break to see the games.

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u/Junior-Draw6355 1d ago

I recently read his biography and I found out that this guy was such a rock star (for the lack of a better term to describe him) that Mein Kampf was a usual wedding gift, one copy for the bride and one for the groom. Incredible how such a mediocre guy could reach this level of fame and attention.

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u/mencival 1d ago

I mean he is an evil bastard that betrayed humanity but why call him mediocre?

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u/blove135 1d ago

Wasn't he a germaphobe? Didn't like to shake hands and washed his hands ten times a day kind of thing? I'm sure he wasn't a fan of people trying to kiss his face like this woman.

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u/Captain-Codfish 1d ago

Yes and a staunch anti-smoker. His scientists discovered the health impacts of smoking

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u/vl0x 1d ago

While unironically shooting himself up with oxycodone and methamphetamines

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u/vonPetrozk 1d ago

10 times of daily handwashing is pretty normal

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u/Current_Ad_400 1d ago

Was gonna say, does that make me a germaphobe? 😂

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u/DCSmaug 1d ago

Some of these mfs need to wash their hand more often. 😂

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u/VolatileGoddess 1d ago

He was cosplaying strength and endurance, and a lot of people take that to be the real thing. As an Indian, I'm not a fan of Winston Churchill at all, but one thing he did have, while being overweight and with the face of a disappointed bulldog, was tenacity and courage.

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u/1B75__Penicillin 1d ago

He literally ran through trenches dodging artillery in WORLD WAR 1, the at the time worst conflict in mankinds history, call him what you want but he was no coward

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u/therapistnonce 1d ago

Cosplaying? He bled for his country multiple times and volunteered to go back to the front after he was wounded.

He wasn’t short on courage

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u/Former_Notice81 1d ago

Nothing mediocre about Hitler. Just bcoz someone is evil doesn't make them mediocre. He literally became a country's dictator after being homelesa for years. How many stories like that you hear off?

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u/Fairuse 1d ago

At the right place and time. Also Hitler put in a ton of hard work to capitalize on his luck. 

Basically as mediocre of a guy that Hitler is/was, he is still much better than you and the vast majority of people at grasping opportunities that appeared before him. 

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u/Former-Discount4279 1d ago

Plus that dude killed Hitler!

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u/Competitive-Heron-21 1d ago

Coke and meth will do that

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u/chili81 1d ago

That's Natalie Harp's grandma.

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u/SexOnABurningPlanet 21h ago

My immediate thought as well.

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u/Poonpan85 1d ago

Women wasn’t blonde enough for Hitler.

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u/zaviamorpheus 1d ago

Poor guy just trying to sign autographs. /s

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u/Likezoinks1 1d ago

Victim of assault, basically

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u/N-Zing-R 1d ago

What a nice, friendly fella. Who can be angry on him?
https://giphy.com/gifs/yVZrYMkdgY5Pi

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u/mencival 1d ago

Those casual Heils

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u/Medical_Weekend_749 1d ago

The Führer was "äußerst beliebt bei Fräuleins".

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u/itswaylonding 17h ago

“Sir, please, we can’t take it anymore. There’s too much winning. Please stop, sir.”

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u/Firm-Investigator18 15h ago

Hard to imagine from retrospect that many ppl back then believed he was going to save Germany

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u/Creepy-Ad-2235 15h ago

Just like today with the afd party

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u/stubobarker 1d ago

Who misspells Hitler?

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u/LaserCondiment 1d ago

People who write about the Hittites with autocorrect

u/travazzzik 10h ago

how can such evil people be liked and display human emotion? kinda fucks with your brain

u/WalidB03 8h ago

Well, that can tell you a lot about humans. The nazis where just humans too, delusional humans who trapped themselves in an echochamber thinking they are good and everyone else different is evil. But they were still humans, very human if you think about it. The motherfucker cared for animals and was an artist btw.

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u/magician-daddy 1d ago

If this dude can be loved, I can be too

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1d ago

Nah that's just braun nosing.

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u/Fermi_DOX75 1d ago

Serial killer groupies are real.

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u/famous__shoes 1d ago

Natalie Harp in a previous life

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u/Ben_Thar 1d ago

Probably Laura Loomer

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u/muddybuttbrew 22h ago

Something like this is always interesting to me. The reaction he gives is playful and human. But knowing the atrocities he personally called for that led to deaths of millions of people.

Someone can be the most evil person on the planet and be shown to seem just like any other person.

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u/Nyctocincy 1d ago

that's a trump voter right there.

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u/Big-Cartographer-166 1d ago

Adolf had game back then, a lot of game.

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u/Sweet_Measurement624 1d ago

Oh look! It's Natalie Harp's great-grandmother!

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 1d ago

I think that is Natalie Harp's great grandmother.

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u/edsavage404 1d ago

Aww he looks so happy 🥰

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u/mildly_delusional 18h ago

Nathalie Harpf

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u/UlloaUllae 1d ago

To be fair, even serial killers and murderers have fangirls.

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u/OpenDaCloset 1d ago

Are you sure that wasn’t a Trump supporter?!

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u/Antilochos_ 1d ago

Weird, he almost looks human.

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u/Panzerjaeger54 1d ago

I mean, thats the thing. He was deeply human. Not some cartoon devil we pretend he was.

It wasnt some devil destroying the world it was a man.

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u/Lexsteel11 1d ago

Germany was subjugated to pay the WWI war debt of all the allied nations and prohibited from raising an army. He somehow took that and built what he did, insanely fast- it’s funny that people can’t learn from what he did RIGHT. To be clear- fuck this guy, but I hate people only absorbing his rule as a boogeyman.

Like giving cheap home loans to new families and incentivizing population growth by reducing the loan balance -25% per child you have. I was taught about that policy with the context of “Hitler viewed women as breeding stock and forced them to have kids”. But compare that to what we have today- 2 income households are essential to survive and childcare costs so much that people are not having kids anymore. Like we literally have the playbook in front of us but we refuse to admit it- just skip all the parts about eugenics and racism, but learn from the past on what strengthens a society

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u/Competitive-Heron-21 1d ago

Hitler was neither the first, last, nor best to use government to strengthen the everyday well being of most citizens There really isn’t much need to frame it in terms of Hitler. I agree that people are too willing to ignore the fact that he was a human and portray as some cartoon villain. Facing their own potential for horrible behavior makes them uncomfortable

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u/Lexsteel11 1d ago

Oh I’m not saying he was revolutionary or solved a philosophical problem others had failed at before him- but just as we assess our current state of affairs, we’d be remiss to not be open to the conversation of “how did the silly mustache man handle that one- Germany was handling a similar issue when he took power?”

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u/Rhymesnlines 1d ago

It wasn't him alone.

They always say Germany alone started the wars... but thats not true.

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u/Nonions 1d ago

The scary thing is that he was. So were all of the people that committed genocide at his behest. We like to tell ourselves that they were monsters because that helps us distance ourselves from them, but the truth is that yes, human beings truly are capable of absolute evil.

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u/Silver1988 1d ago

Some number of men are extremely lucky that some number of women have a terrible taste in men.

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u/Alarmed_Heron1138 1d ago

...and she was never seen again

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u/Dull_Republic_7712 22h ago

Whose grandma is that

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u/CasanovaF 22h ago

Nice try lady from the future with the poison lips!

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u/mznh 14h ago

He was a kpop star to these girls

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u/NefariousScribe 1d ago

Trump just has his male incels wanting to kiss him (and more). 😂

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