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r/itsroger • u/STRIKT9LC • 36m ago

Name is Shayy Dee. Straight off the mean streets of Davenport, Iowa. I mean it too, I use a wheelchair to get around these days. I dont touch the streets no more! Except to sell a lil ass. You like what you see big man?

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 2d ago

Alyssa Rosenzweig, the wicked witch of software development! Sold my soul to Satan in exchange for unholy open-source Linux-based powers. I can make Linux run on an Apple M1 and my black cat uses a bespoke Arch distro. Sure, I'm going to Hell when I die, but let's be real, I was going to Hell anyway

210 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/bowow707 • 3d ago

The name is Kwanza Jones. Princeton track star, winner of amateur night at the Apollo, and owner of the San Diego Padres

98 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/cantthinkoffunnyname • 3d ago

Heinie Groh, Professional Baseball Player, I once hit a triple play to Heinie Sand. Who is also Roger.

41 Upvotes

0 comments

r/itsroger • u/Level-Cicada280 • 3d ago

Pastor Rick Mayo, former rockstar turned lead pastor of a pentecostal chain of churches. Played drums for a metal band once and could feel Jesus in my groin, now I make thousands off my churches and it's people. Honestly easy money franny.

203 Upvotes

15 comments

r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • 3d ago

German fashion designer Harald Glööckler here: "I'm gonna keep swinging my sex swing till I catch me a man!"

1.0k Upvotes

30 comments

r/itsroger • u/MartyrOfDespair • 3d ago

John Batman, crime fighter, entrepreneur, responsible for Batman's Treaty, founder of Batmania. Of course, those assholes renamed it to "Melbourne". Just don't ask what happened to the Aboriginal Australians.

94 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/QuesoFresca • 5d ago

Bobby Fingers: the Irish artist known for creating dioramas of the poo 💩 in Johnny Depp’s bed, Fabio + the goose & a drunk Mel Gibson

92 Upvotes

8 comments

r/itsroger • u/ct2021 • 5d ago

The name’s Randy California! Jimi Hendrix started calling me that since there was already a Randy in his band. I was 15. What a summer. Anyway, Led Zeppelin stole the Stairway to Heaven guitar riff from me.

415 Upvotes

15 comments

r/itsroger • u/FractalGeometric356 • 5d ago

Sam Aldabbagh, the owner of the shuttered Can Can Room strip club in Las Vegas.

4.3k Upvotes

240 comments

r/itsroger • u/Electrical-Equal-827 • 7d ago

Studs Terkel, author, oral historian, horse semen mogul.

215 Upvotes

11 comments

r/itsroger • u/Vivid_Guide7467 • 8d ago

Taco Zimmerman, Director-General of Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS. Never had a taco. Never will. Now give me a Dutch hotdog any day.

193 Upvotes

5 comments

r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 10d ago

Lol Creme: Lactose-intolerant food vlogger. Once had my stomach pumped after a video where I swallowed a gallon and a half of cream. And the dairy was rough on me too.

420 Upvotes

13 comments

r/itsroger • u/glendale195 • 11d ago

Dr. Amanda Hess. "I helped deliver a baby while I was also having a baby. Well actually I stole mine from the nursery and pretended to give birth for attention. You can take babies all you want, they don't care."

449 Upvotes

30 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 13d ago

Jet Jurgensmeyer - child actor, but I called it quits when Tim Allen told me I could never be JTT. Heh, little does he know I’m also JTT and I have all the dirt on him. Plus I stole all of his blow in ‘95. Well, most of it. Richard Karn was a fiend. Great lay.

127 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/robvicious • 13d ago

Tucker Pillsbury AKA Role Model here to bang out a nepo!

337 Upvotes

32 comments

r/itsroger • u/Intrepid_Race1923 • 22d ago

Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!

138 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • 25d ago

The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."

126 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/illjustgowthemuumuu • 27d ago

Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher

187 Upvotes

20 comments

r/itsroger • u/whoawhoawhoa2020b • 27d ago

Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.

183 Upvotes

8 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 28d ago

Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.

194 Upvotes

8 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 01 '26

Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.

688 Upvotes

45 comments

r/itsroger • u/IIlIIll • Aug 01 '26

Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.

141 Upvotes

7 comments

r/itsroger • u/blooash • Jul 30 '26

Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!

133 Upvotes

5 comments

r/itsroger • u/jello_pudding_biafra • Jul 30 '26

Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!

281 Upvotes

6 comments