An Official Proclamation from Cindy Lou (aka LouLou
It is I, Cindy Lou. I am a 2 1/2 year old red and white Persian. and after 16 months of upgrading my skills in a temporary foster home, I am officially open to reviewing applications for a permanent staff.
My daily schedule is highly demanding and includes several specialized services:
- Neighborhood Surveillance: I maintain strict window watch over the backyard groundhog and that suspicious neighborhood cat, Booger.
- Window Maintenance: If the glass fogs up and blocks my view, I will personally lick it clean. You're welcome.
- Plumbing Inspections: I have a deep professional passion for watching toilet bowls flush.
- Cardio and Spa: After my morning zooms, I require a dedicated lap session where you will meticulously comb my glorious fur.
To maintain my peak celebrity status, I do require a little daily upkeep. I need eye drops twice a day for my dry eyes and a squirt of Miralax to keep things moving smoothly. Because other animals completely throw off my peaceful vibe, I must be the absolute only pet in a quiet predictable home.
If you wish to audition to be my forever human, you can come witness my greatness in person:
- Where: Centerville Pet Rescue (inside That Fish Place, Lancaster, PA)
- When: Friday & Saturday afternoons
- Audition Hours: 12"00 p.m to 4:00 p.m
If you are a true VIP and cannot make my regular red carpet weekend hours, private viewings can be arranged by appointment.
Head over to the Centerville Pet Rescue Website (www.centervillepetrescure.org) to book your private audience or to submit your application for my review. Don't keep a queen waiting.