r/languagelearningjerk 3d ago

Failed future uzbek...

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u/lordbutternut 日本人になっている 3d ago

Uzbecca

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u/Zara_Vult Native: Uzbek 🇺🇿 | Gigached suprím-da 3d ago

Sounds cute ngl

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u/lordbutternut 日本人になっている 3d ago

Especially since you can go "We stan you Uzbecca! ✨✨✨For Uzbecca, stan! ✨✨✨"

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u/serpentally 3d ago

cute??? CUTE??? IT DOES NOT SOUND CUTE! IT SOUNDS STRONG!!! THE NAME, UZBECCA, IT STRIKES THE FEAR OF ALLAH IN THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO HEAR IT! DO NOT INSULT HER WITH YOUR LOUSY DESCRIPTORS, YOU INSOLENT FOOL!!1!1!

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u/Popular_Block_3195 3d ago

THE PUNCHLINE IS UZBEK

IT WAS ALWAYS UZBEK

IT ALWAYS WILL BE UZBEK

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u/vainlisko 3d ago

Azamat

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u/Aluxanatomy 3d ago

I was planning on naming my son The Origin of Species, but some fuckwit wrote a book before I could.

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u/reading-2-much_456 2d ago

Aw, then his nickname could be Orgy 🥹🥹🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/Seicedelig 2d ago

i hate that the post implies that the half sister changed her mind. we need more uzbekis and uzbekistanleys in this world

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u/LOSNA17LL Fr - N | En - B2 | Es - B1 | Ru - A2 | Cn - A0 1d ago

/unjerk

How do you not know a fucking country???
And how do you come to want a name for your child based on something you saw online without... searching what that thing is??

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u/Alarming_Swan4758 1d ago

FREEDOM moment

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u/ZumLernen Dolphin (Sea-1) 15h ago

/unjerk There is an Indonesian journalist who is named, no joking, Tito Bosnia. But he wasn't named that way by accident, it was fully intentional:

“My father, who gave me the name, is the great admirer of Josip Broz Tito, who was the best friend of the Indonesian first President Sukarna. My father gave me a name in the hopes of giving optimism to BiH who experienced the war in Yugoslavia, in the country where Tito was Prime Minister and President,” Tito Bosnia wrote.