r/linux4noobs • u/rabindranatagor • 1d ago

Linux Dad Joke, I found online

Linux user goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "Son, you have a bad case of Shell." Linux user says, "How bad?" Doctor replies, "It's terminal."

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u/indvs3 1d ago

Hey, don't bash the dad jokes. Not cool, man...

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u/Linux_Account 23h ago

Dad jokes bring me joy; without them, I'd curl up and die.

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u/indvs3 23h ago

People tend to wget what they deserve!

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u/Linux_Account 22h ago

That's a very apt observation.

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u/Soakitincider 13h ago

I need less puns.

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u/indvs3 1h ago

cat puns | less

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u/lat_0 18h ago

-i find that -a bit fishy, but whoami to disagrep, ts more or less zstd. [ze standard (german accent)] ba dum zsh!

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u/vile-style 22h ago

Get a hobby. Much more rewarding to fish.

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u/Jvdk76 23h ago

At least he didn't catch a virus.

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u/Jenkler 1d ago

Hehe, Yup. Dad Joke indeed :)

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u/LyricalWisdom 13h ago

Something about this joke smells fishy

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u/pythosynthesis Somewhere between noob and Linus. 17h ago

Beautiful!

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u/Little_Fairy_Begin 18h ago

sudo rm -rf dad-jokes-linux