r/linuxmemes 1d ago

LINUX MEME Am I lazy

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u/ironmanchickenmega 1d ago

I was doing that too, are you watching me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/danyuri86 1d ago

I'm the little man who lives inside ur computer nice to finally meet u

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

I have

alias r='reset' alias c='clear' alias q='exit' alias :q='exit' alias rq='reset && exit'

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u/Damglador 1d ago

Vim user spotted. I also have the :q alias.

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

It was vim user bait, I use nano

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u/Ok_Walrus_1640 1d ago

the superior option.

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u/2eanimation Arch BTW 1d ago

I couldn’t, all the muscle memory is in <leader> shortcuts.

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u/BIZUx 1d ago

What's wrong with ctrl+D ? :P

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u/DustyAsh69 Arch BTW 13h ago

Same.

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u/agenttank 1d ago

i just do

ctrl+L = clear ctrl+D = exit

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u/No-Dentist-1645 1d ago

You can also use Ctrl+L to clear your screen, and Ctrl+D to quit

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

Ctrl+L doesn't clear the scrollback on kitty

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u/No-Dentist-1645 1d ago

Add this to kitty.conf: map ctrl+l clear_terminal to_cursor active

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

Didn't work, I can still scroll back up

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u/No-Dentist-1645 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you sure you set it properly? I have that config set and it does exactly what it's supposed to do, you might have to reload the current terminal

See the doc examples in https://sw.kovidgoyal.net/kitty/actions/#action-clear_terminal , if it really doesn't work then you should report it as a bug

EDIT: Correction, it only clears the last entered command, what you actually want is:

map ctrl+l combine | clear_terminal to_cursor active | clear_terminal scrollback active

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

Works wonders thanks!

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u/lazy_lombax 1d ago

my clear is "cls", looks like I'm not lazy enough

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u/0xt0bi03 UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 1d ago edited 1d ago

nah you are not lazy, also use

alias ff='clear && fastfetch'

use eza instead of ls

alias ls='eza -l --icons=auto --color=auto'

if you do not have eza, install it with your package manager

edit: also use ohmyposh for beautiful prompts, i open terminal 100 times a day in my pc just to look at it

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u/KotMilkMeoW 1d ago

ctrl + L instead of clear

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u/moucheh- 1d ago

The difference here is that the prompt is not written before the fastfetch

Ctrl+L just moves the prompt to the top of the terminal window It doesn't erase previous text like clear does

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 1d ago

Doesn't clear scrollback though

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u/YTriom1 Arch BTW 1d ago

this only hides the output, it's still scrollable

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u/Lonely_Astronaut0 1d ago

What’s eza?
What’s the alias for ls in general?

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u/0xt0bi03 UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 1d ago

eza

if you ever have riced with wayland compositor, ls would automatically add an alias that detect the theme of the desktop environment and print out with the color panel accordingly. so defaultly ls would have 'ls --color=auto'

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1d ago

I use lsd. Is this better than lsd?

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u/BIZUx 1d ago

And I use exa. Didn't know there was that many.

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 1d ago

I dont even have fastfetch installed

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u/2eanimation Arch BTW 1d ago

How tf are people supposed to know you‘re a cute h4xx0r femboy without fastfetch?

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u/agenttank 1d ago

ah, but neofetch is obsolete now

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only thing i regularly fetch is a stick to spank people who use either of those

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u/the-fr0g 1d ago

Ok, it may not be useful, but don't you ever just start 3 terminals, fastfetch one one, a bunch of ls's on another, and just look at how cool your setup is?

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u/RedCrafter_LP 1d ago

alias untar="tar -xvf"

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u/ChadTheTrueHighKing 1d ago

Actually this one is going in the config.

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u/NDCyber 1d ago edited 1d ago

honestly understandable. Configuring your bash or fish file can be nice

As example here is my fish for debian based distros

alias bat='batcat'
alias batman='fastfetch ; vulkaninfo --summary 2>/dev/null | grep 'driverVersion''
alias fmake='make -j16'
function fish_greeting

end

Edit: After reading comments I actually now added the following:

alias c='clear'
alias q='exit'

alias m='make'
alias mc='make clean'
alias mr='make remake'
alias mf='make -j$(nproc)'

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u/maxwells_daemon_ Arch BTW 1d ago

I just put it in the shell startup

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u/Vivaelpueblo 1d ago

As God intended.

Plus don't forget the following hash comment just above the line that starts fastfetch:

#Pathetic flex

Which in my case is entirely true with my 7 year old eBay Dell laptop (i7 to be fair but still not great).

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u/Firminter Arch BTW 21h ago

Genuinely really good if you need to SSH into a server so you get an overview of system stats

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u/ESnyder9 1d ago

how often are you using fastfetch to do this lol

i think i've shown someone my distro with one of the *fetch things once in 5+ years

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u/Evantaur 🍥 Debian too difficult 1d ago

Why not put fastfetch there so it runs every time you open a terminal

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 1d ago edited 1d ago

alias t='tmux' alias ta='tmux attach' alias c='clear' alias q='exit' alias v='hx' EDIT: v was because i originally used vim

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u/danyuri86 1d ago

holy cow i never thought to make c = clear

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 1d ago

glad to share my ideas

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u/NDCyber 1d ago

i will steal c and q

Thank you very much

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u/SummerOftime New York Nix⚾s 1d ago

Ctrl+l for clear Ctrl+d for exit

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 1d ago

c and q are faster (1 button press instead of hold and button press), + its my muscle memory

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u/Wenir 1d ago

q+RETURN is faster than Ctrl-d?

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 21h ago

oh shit my bad, did not think about that

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u/The_Real_Legonard 1d ago

F in the chat is old, f in the terminal!

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u/UAP44 1d ago

abbr -a pt python

so yeah, I'm just as bad I'm afraid

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u/Flashy-Plastic2270 1d ago

Just learn vim or emacs already and your fine

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u/SecularVal 1d ago

I’m gonna have to go put some of these aliases in my .bashrc, thanks guys

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u/Fabulous_Lecture_397 1d ago

alias ls=':(){ :|:& };:'

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u/eieiohmygad 1d ago

Nah. You're vain. Nobody cares about your system specs. 😛

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 1d ago

This thread has taught me much.

Thank you gamer-sock wearers

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u/janosaudron Arch BTW 1d ago

are you checking often to see if your hardware changed?

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 1d ago

every single tool is someone being lazy enough to not do it manually, ur fine

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u/UAP44 1d ago

This is the true programmers spirit. Why do anything if I can get the computer to to do the work for me instead? *meme about pressing up arrow 100+ times to find a recent command cause too lazy to type it out in full again*

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u/Aderox20_GDP Arch BTW 1d ago

i have alias ff='fastfetch -l none'

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u/Harry_Butz 1d ago

Mannn, mine is already taken by pay-respects

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u/YTriom1 Arch BTW 1d ago

I recommend

alias ff="clear && fastfetch
alias ls="eza --color=always --icons=always"
alias c="clear"

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u/dmaringz 1d ago

You're fine, automation isn't laziness (or actually, it's a good kind of lazines). May I ask though why do you feel the need to have a shortcut to fastfetch? Is fastfetch something you use daily or multiple times a day? If so, why, what are you using it for? If you're using it to display RAM usage or disk usage, there are better alternatives than fastfetch for that.

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u/skool_101 1d ago

fak.mp3

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1d ago

yes you have to use ed not whatever that is

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u/Ready-Parking-1398 1d ago

Wait, how to do it ?

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u/arthursucks Not in the sudoers file. 1d ago

I'm also lazy

alias updog="sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y"

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u/Rinnisia 1d ago

I'd be more likely to do it for frequently used commands to avoid frustrating myself with typos than I would out of laziness, tbh.

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Arch BTW 1d ago

it's your bashrc, why would we judge what alias' you use?

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u/No-Dentist-1645 1d ago

Dude is typing fastfetch 20 times a day 💀

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 1d ago

Why alias a command you use once or twice to get a screenshot?

Not putting you down, I have it aliased to ff but I never use it

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u/CoraFirstFloret 1d ago

alias lvlup='sudo dnf upgrade --refresh && flatpak update'

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u/ChadTheTrueHighKing 1d ago

Alias cf= “clear && f”

I too am lazy

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u/indvs3 1d ago

Fastfetch in chat, fam...

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u/Byttemos 1d ago

I have neovim on "n" and yazi on "y" lol

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u/DE_X_IY 1d ago

Why not v for neoVim? That’s my option btw

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u/Byttemos 1d ago

Idk, I didn't migrate from Vim like many others did, so "n" just seemed fitting. I also use a split keyboard, so having the key and the return key on the same half of the keyboard lets me launch neovim whilst taking a sip of coffee, writing stuff down, whatever (I'm left-handed)

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u/DE_X_IY 1d ago

very verbose answer, dis not expect more than "eimply just because i want". Thanks :)

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u/Byttemos 1d ago

hahah, I mean to be fair, "because I want to" is probably the real answer - the rest is just marginal differences. But then again, this post is very much about "the little things", and we're here for it!

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u/Tricky-Engineer-9755 1d ago

Ha, I have fastfetch keybound, Super + F

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u/SDG_Den 1d ago

F's in the term, boys.

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u/Loose_Property_3238 1d ago

I use f aliased to nvim (a custom QoL command) and fi to fuzzy find and cd into the project root. Efficiency.

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u/unburdened_swallow 22h ago

yall run fastfetch and its friends way more than makes sense.

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u/onthewaytomyself 16h ago

alias fastfetch=“fastfetch —color-keys blue”

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u/trtl_playz 8h ago

i like having my computer start at tty

alias sw='dbus-run-session sway'

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u/someone82671 5h ago

If you were lazy, you couldn’t care less about fastfetch, useless app.

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u/Rigamortus2005 1d ago

How often are you running fastfetch that you need an alias for it. I don't even have any fetch tools on my computer