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u/Gabriel_Weis 15h ago

I should install nixos

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u/HeavyWolf8076 New York Nix⚾s 15h ago

Famous last words

9

u/Prox_The_Dank 15h ago

We all know you use nix gaybriel

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 14h ago

Xd as a nixOS user after first trying Linux on arch it's funny. It's weird I'm not a femboy yet NixOS and arch + polish heritage huh?

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u/Short-Bee-4395 14h ago

Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland pointing at stopwatch meme

(I haven't downloaded the image)

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 14h ago

I got you(just downloaded but you can only use gif or vid)

https://giphy.com/gifs/r0TUVI6rVS2r4OCjTf

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u/Gabriel_Weis 14h ago

Yeah you guys are right, maybe I should stay at Nyarch. Don't want to be a femboy.

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 13h ago

Weeb It is? Also you're not cursed with the memic femboy heritage of Poland so don't worry I'm double cursed so NixOS wouldn't turn you into a femboy there's less probability

https://giphy.com/gifs/m8D912816CyyrJNB1L

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u/17gayrats Ask me how to exit vim 13h ago

NixOS, Arch and Polish heritage mentioned

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u/skofnung999 13h ago

ime it's doable so long as you don't have a dedicated GPU (tried on PC, went like shit, tried on laptop, went great, still using it, tried on other PC, it went like shit)

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u/moeteru 15h ago

Linux users have like 5 jokes in total and 3 of them are in the ballpark of being gay and taking it up the bum

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u/RiBeirO_07 15h ago

Who's joking

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u/Necessary_Two_9669 14h ago

They’re not, which is the problem.

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u/Septem_151 14h ago

I don't see a problem with it

18

u/AiraHaerson 14h ago

What problem?

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u/MainBattleTiddiez 14h ago

Being gay is a problem? 

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u/the_cape161 14h ago

Maybe you are the problem

3

u/sabotsalvageur 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 12h ago

lol “profile unavailable” hate speech factory heads directly for Linux subs knowing exactly what to expect and then gets banned

Meanwhile the one with hyphens instead of underscores…👀

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u/notchapplezMC 13h ago

yep, reddit ban!

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 13h ago

They're not a very creative group. You just get the same (bad) joke spammed where the punchline is "gay" like a bad 80-90s sitcom.

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u/SilkwormSidleRemand 13h ago

What 80s or 90s sitcom had gay jokes predicated on positive queerness?

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 13h ago

First, Soap, The Golden Girls, and Will & Grace all built comedy around queer presence and positive acceptance during that era.

​Second, you're missing the point entirely. The sitcom comparison is about comedic laziness, not moral framing. There is nothing inherently "positive" or "negative" about these memes to begin with. They are just repetitive, low effort tropes where simply existing as an identity is substituted for an actual punchline. Running the exact same one note gimmick on an infinite loop does not become clever writing just because someone projects good vibes onto it.

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u/mgsmb7 RedStar best Star 15h ago

The other two are about being a trans wonan

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 15h ago

What about furries? :3

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u/mgsmb7 RedStar best Star 15h ago

Linux users have 8 jokes in total

5

u/PeterHolmes74 13h ago

We have pirates, furries, and gay pirate furries.

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u/Gubrozavr 14h ago

Transfurries

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u/mgsmb7 RedStar best Star 13h ago

Fourier Transform

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u/Soravinier 14h ago

I'm not gay I'm bisexual that's gay with extra steps

2

u/moeteru 14h ago

Laughed

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u/we_r_fukt 14h ago

you have short fingers

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u/we_r_fukt 14h ago

you've just described men in general

3

u/Nietechz 14h ago

You mean "Debian" users

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u/NecessaryGlittering8 15h ago

Gentoo = Get a beard instead

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 15h ago

Gentoo == barefoot. The beard is optional.

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u/Gubrozavr 13h ago

~ 0.33 bearyards?

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u/AkireF 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 15h ago

Gentoo is tights

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u/FinnishVibe 15h ago

wheres void

3

u/Born_European_V 13h ago

No time to buy socks, bussy with void  :-/

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 🌀 Sucked into the Void 12h ago

Void users wear full stockings to maximize the darkness

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u/KoneCat Arch BTW 15h ago

Arch here, but I am bi, so there's that, heh.

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u/KenneR330 15h ago

So my theory is right! hahaha

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u/transgentoo Genfool 🐧 15h ago

Gentoo + LFS + currently building my own distro.

3

u/smalldickbesitzer 15h ago

Damn I hate all of it

3

u/DrozdMensch 14h ago

is it worth it?

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u/17gayrats Ask me how to exit vim 13h ago

actively knitting socks rn

2

u/transgentoo Genfool 🐧 12h ago

I chortled 

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 15h ago

same but replace the last with just arch

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u/GCU_Heresiarch 15h ago

My socks are A but my distro is B(tw)

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u/KenneR330 14h ago

Bro 😭

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u/GCU_Heresiarch 14h ago

Sis, actually

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u/Gubrozavr 13h ago

Is it like transbro but native hardware?

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u/mmaddaffakka 13h ago

native hardware lol

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u/GCU_Heresiarch 13h ago

What?

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u/Gubrozavr 13h ago

Apologies for a dumb joke

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u/Jan-Asra 12h ago

Where have you been able to find socks that actually go that high?

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u/GCU_Heresiarch 6h ago

The issue isn't usually length so much as width. I got juicy thighs. 

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u/Matheweh 15h ago

A

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u/KenneR330 14h ago

The only right answer

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u/OrganizedPillow1 15h ago

Alright, you've convinced me. I'll try nixOS

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u/futtochooku 🍥 Debian too difficult 15h ago

GUIX = crotchless panties.

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u/MegaMoah Arch BTW 14h ago

Is there a repost bot in this sub? I have seen this like 10000 times

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u/NotComfortable2112 14h ago

Frfr... Another day, another low hanging fruit shitpost.

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u/Fine_City2781 15h ago

gentoo?

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u/engineergaming_ 12h ago

you are just naked

3

u/mgsmb7 RedStar best Star 15h ago

B :3

2

u/Mr_ityu 15h ago

LFS :gimpsuit

2

u/SkibedoToitletArtix 15h ago

Gay Femboy Furry, custom linux distro

2

u/Miserable-School-665 Dr. OpenSUSE 15h ago

S

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u/TheRealCarrotty Not in the sudoers file. 15h ago

OpenBSD - my clothes are my socks

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u/veechene 15h ago

E - and that's funnily enough, my preferred sock height lol

2

u/granadesnhorseshoes 15h ago

semi-serious question; wheres the female diagram? does it go in reverse?

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u/Kurgonius 13h ago

It's the same, but wearing shorts rather than a skirt

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 12h ago

So Mountain Girl in The Lady Killers is an arch user... that checks out somehow.

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 15h ago

Debian, and I actually use to wear that kind of socks.

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u/Necessary_Two_9669 15h ago

Out of honest curiosity, why does the Linux community push the idea so strongly that Linux is associated with the trans community?

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u/SanguineEleven 14h ago

There's an entire subreddit about those femboy socks associated with Linux, and I see a shitload of people with trans flags in every linux post here so there might be an overlap between the communities dunno.

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u/SilkwormSidleRemand 13h ago

It's really not that serious, bro. Go back to Tumblr.

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u/ConstructionIll956 14h ago

F like my ankle socks intended.

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u/RedDevRedemptionn 14h ago

Ironically my "thigh highs" sit at D, and I use fedora on all my machines. The idea of Nix has been attracting me though I'll be honest... a fully declarative OS? sign me up.

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u/ingenarel-NeoJesus Genfool 🐧 14h ago

me who's using gentoo....

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u/glad-k 14h ago

I hate how accurate it actually is for me

3

u/thinkpad-archlinux 15h ago

why installing os is hobby for some people like I am genuinely trying to comprehend that

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u/Necessary_Two_9669 14h ago

Autism

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u/thinkpad-archlinux 14h ago

okayyy right right that what's called in autism spectrum - developing unique skills in narrow/ complex domains

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u/Jan-Asra 12h ago

Why do some people collect stamps? Why do some people paint miniatures? Why do some people watch niche horror movies?

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u/thinkpad-archlinux 10h ago

the thing I do configure complex operating system set-up with custom networking policy, hook system, meta programming scripts ... and many stuff

I can't imagine someone will come to these things and decide ohh I need to spend some time doing it without either being beginner or completely psychopathtic lol

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u/lron_tarkus 12h ago

They retain value. You can’t enter tournaments without it. For the thrill.

None of these apply to disto hopping lmao

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u/TheAleph_Zero 15h ago

Whta about gentoo?

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u/Khordian 15h ago

i am a male (use arch btw)

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u/jep_ebrilov 15h ago

gentoo - G-spot

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 15h ago

LFS, what am I?

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u/No-Marsupial-6 15h ago

what if i dual boot nixos and fedora?

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u/SupernovaGamezYT 15h ago

I use CachyOS, but irl can’t stand socks longer than Ubuntu

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u/no_l_ife 15h ago

Ok ok, where exactly would CachyOS be on that diagram.

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u/Prestigious_Fruit483 15h ago

Superposition of D and A

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u/Agitated-Island-6049 15h ago

F. Only because endeavour wouldn't install

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u/ElnuDev New York Nix⚾s 14h ago

*sigh* A

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u/daffalaxia 14h ago

G for Gentoo

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u/Top-Rich-581 14h ago

Feet are the best part, joke's on you

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u/Desperate_Water_5544 14h ago

BC - current  EF - Ex

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u/thisisapseudo 14h ago

I'm at the fedora stage, I know debian pretty well and I have a vague idea of what it mean to run arch. But what's so specific about nix?

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u/AnalkinSkyfuker 14h ago

S for sandals for suse

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 14h ago

Fedora should be A wtf 😡😡😡😡

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u/SizorzHint 14h ago

Bazzite, so I guess D

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u/berfraper Ask me how to exit vim 14h ago

I wish I could, but my huge ass feet can’t wear socks smaller than size 47.

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u/OutrageousFarm9757 14h ago

I use NixOS, Arch Linux, AND Fedora. Where am I?

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u/Joan_sleepless 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 14h ago

F and C :3

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u/fipachu 14h ago

Windows 11 gonna be barefoot? letter Z

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u/GrandmasMilkMissiles 14h ago

God I wish these memes would be retired already. This sub is like the same 5 unfunny things over and over.

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u/Entr00p14 14h ago

I use open suse and I'm in A

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u/lunacustos 14h ago

No Kali?

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u/FloraInRecollection 14h ago

Uhh, well, Debian 13 but I'm a queer trans woman, my preference is mostly for women

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u/FloraInRecollection 14h ago

I think I should add I have in the total of 3 ThinkPads

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u/Internet-Culture 14h ago

Bazzite, so D

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u/aethefurry_ 14h ago

A is the peakest :3

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u/ormond_sacker 14h ago

Arch here, but I'm straight and I have the socks for Mint

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u/Dragon_957 New York Nix⚾s 14h ago

A

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u/Ces3216w Ask me how to exit vim 14h ago

Im at level A (praise me, B and below)

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u/Emotional-Art2113 14h ago

Where is F minus minus tier for bazzite users like me

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u/Buyer-Cold 14h ago

I'm on Arch btw

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u/Training_Violinist99 14h ago

I have seen it all...

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u/Unholyaretheholiest 14h ago

Out of these distro I’ll pick Mint. Sadly there isn’t Mageia.

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u/Just_a_guy200 14h ago

Fedora, but I'll be wearing cat ear thigh highs nonetheless

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u/Dark_Intentions Dr. OpenSUSE 14h ago

It is in cases like this that it is gratifying to see openSUSE being ignored.

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u/Majestic_Counter3319 14h ago

I guess I'm below Ubuntu in this graph. E-1, perhaps? (I use Kubuntu.)

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u/wakanakisarazu 13h ago

Where the fuck is S++? Aka miniskirt LFS user with loooong thigh highs

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u/PinkSlep 13h ago

What about Gentoo

1

u/DerSven POP!'ed so many cheries 13h ago

2E+1C

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u/Jacek3k 13h ago

So happy my distro is not gay

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u/iggy14750 13h ago

Where is my Linux From Scratch?

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u/SirGlass 13h ago

T , once again opensuse tumbleweed users are left out :(

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u/Inncenta 13h ago

Debian and fedore should swap places

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u/NDCyber 13h ago

Solus

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u/skofnung999 13h ago

unholy abomination of A and F

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u/notchapplezMC 13h ago

good thing I am on NixOS 

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u/sohang-3112 Ubuntnoob 13h ago

E

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u/UncleDevil 13h ago

Well hell, first I need to buy some miniskirts and knee-highs 🤷

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u/adelie42 13h ago

Gentoo is naked in the snow half dead from hypothermia.

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u/BiDude1219 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 13h ago

arch user with nix socks

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u/bleknnig 13h ago

I use btw

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u/Realistic-Yam-6497 13h ago

I think D is fine-right? I mean im more than satisfied with fedora

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u/USSPlanck 13h ago

I'm O - openSUSE

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 13h ago

Debian users are clearly F. I ain't never seen a man over 40 wear socks higher than his ankles.

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u/DarthRaab 13h ago

F

It is, what it is

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u/Gelu75 13h ago

Entre Arch y Debian.

Hombre blanco hetero (lo peor), lesbiano perdido (a ver cómo lo traduce 😁).

Que alguien me explique el meme. 😬

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u/TinikTV Open Sauce 13h ago

Debian

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u/IJustAteABaguette 13h ago

socks are B, linux is F

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u/Nerdcuddles 13h ago

I use Nobara so I'm at the Fedora tier

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u/David_Connors3451 13h ago

Debian 13 KDE, and flatpaks for modern software. I use it for work, editing videos and gaming. KDE is the best desktop with the most comfortable apps for a modern user. If you want to install the deb package offline with the USB ISO DVD, just insert it and enable offline repository in discover app center. I can enjoy both stability and modern setup without compromises, and flatpaks don't interfere with the apt libraries, so it's even better for future full upgrades. Thanks to Debian I can comfortably work even offline and with blackouts. Since I travel a lot and I have to adapt to particular situations, Debian is my universal tank, working everywhere.

Arch and Debian remains the best for ultimate freedom, fedora is the corporate distro for innovation, Ubuntu is the windows of Linux.

Have fun and be free 👍🐧🦋

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u/willowhelmiam 13h ago

I use debian and nixos but I don't wear socks (yet)

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u/Tquylaa 13h ago

I wear stockings (Nyarch :3🐱)

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u/RedCrafter_LP 13h ago

Wherever Debian testing w/ a DE and source build hyprland sits 😂👍

Ps: tty is the superior login manager

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u/Rigmillath 12h ago

Started with arch.. fell in love with nix

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u/Key_Adhesiveness4248 12h ago

I was A then i moved to D

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u/FicoveMokreTricko 12h ago

I use Ubuntu and Fedora, but wear NixOS thigh-highs...

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u/Great_Banana_Master 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 12h ago

How long are my socks if I use Void?

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u/sabotsalvageur 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 12h ago

My only a-size legwear are fishnets, and those only get broken out on very special occasions

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u/iBUYNEGEVS 12h ago

Your meme says I wear ankle socks but you would be very surprised to find out what I have shoved up my ass so far

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u/Krzykarek 12h ago

What if i have S socks?

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u/Quattro5 12h ago

I guess I'm rated F as I have predominently used Linux Mint for the last 15 to 20 years.

With a side back then of Ubuntu Studio (when I had time to record music with audacity), Debian (when I was tinkering with these PPC imacs) and Q4OS with Trinity (make Lenovo potatoes with A6 soc and 4 gb of soldered RAM into decent workstations).

I'll keep my F - thanks.

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u/_AscendedLemon_ Dr. OpenSUSE 12h ago

Ofc no openSUSE, ehh
(currently wearing Ubuntu length)

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u/ageldama 12h ago

freebsd?

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u/Typical_Ad_2831 12h ago

They don't make economical high wool socks, so my socks are D or E.

But I use Debian.

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u/Much-Objective2091 12h ago

B i use arch btw 😃

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u/Double-Hour-2516 12h ago edited 12h ago

How long are the socks of LFS 😂

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u/engineergaming_ 12h ago

I use EndeavourOS so i guess its inbetween B and C?

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u/backslashHH 12h ago

What if you are using nixos and rust?

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u/National_beetle1962 12h ago

let me use mint with my thigh highs okay

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u/Pinatous 12h ago

F but i like higher socks of the E type

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u/icrywhy 14h ago

Where does Omarchy fit it?

2

u/LuckyLovingLucy 14h ago

Network chuds beard + coffee

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u/Prosado22 15h ago

I don't like where this meme is going. At least I use Fedora with pants instead of a skirt, mind you.