r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Knowledge Realm 📚 What scriptures have you read this month?

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Welcome to the monthly scripture thread!

Share your insights on the latest scriptures you've read.

And don't forget tohideany knowledge that could give your juniors a heart demon.

Click here to see the previous month's thread.


r/MartialMemes 20h ago

📜 Divine Scroll 📜 Verdict on AI

624 Upvotes

cough cough

Greetings, Disciples.

As you all may already know... tch, such a long script, this seat is already tired after creating and revamping all the post flairs!

This seat will get straight to the point: all the elders have decided that all AI-generated posts must have the new flair - Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content] or else it'll be removed.

What the flair does is it puts a spoiler tag so the disciples who wanna see them can see them, and those who don't, won't. You can only blame yourself for getting offended. HAHAHA!

And the report button's always there; Law Enforcement Peak will take care of that.

Now off I go to pee on the mortals of Tianxuan Village! This should solve their problem of drought too. HAHAHA, such a benevolent person I am! HAHAHA!


r/MartialMemes 2h ago

Storytime ☕ What kind of swordsmanship is this?

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74 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 13h ago

Seeking Guidance [Question] (シ_ _)シ ❓ Fellow daoists, is this spirit beast demonic? Should i get rid of it?

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362 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 8h ago

Good! Good! Good! ( ✧ω✧) Fellow Daoists, i have finally translated 1000 chapters of this masterpiece. Mo Hua is such a goated MC, top 3 in all Xianxia ever. Everyone must read this heavenly scripture

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r/MartialMemes 7h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Saying "qi" as "ki/kee" is completely fine!!!

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81 Upvotes

Whenever I watch videos about qi or cultivation it usually goes one of two ways.

Some people say "chi". Insist that is the right way to say it. Others say "ki/kee". Then get lots of comments telling them they are wrong and they need to say "chi.”

Recently I saw this happen with the YouTuber Amasqo who is making a cultivation Minecraft mod. He used to say it like "ki" and people kept correcting him until he started saying "chi." That made me think about this topic.

I really don’t think saying "kee" is a big deal if you are speaking English.

We do this with words all the time. Take entrepreneur. It comes from French. English speakers don’t say it the way a French person would. The french en, the r, the eu sounds gets changed to fit English sounds. Nobody stops someone in the middle of a conversation. Tells them they need to say "entrepreneur" like a French person does.

So why is qi treated differently?

"Chee" is not even the exact Mandarin pronunciation. The Mandarin q is a sound that English does not have exactly, "chee" is already an approximation.

Also Cambridge Dictionary lists /kiː/ (“kee”) as the US pronunciation of "qi ” while /tʃiː/ (“chee”) is the UK pronunciation. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/qi

If you are speaking Mandarin then of course you should say qi properly. I am not saying that Mandarin q sounds like the English k.

If you are speaking English and someone says "kee" you still know what they mean. So why is that a problem?

We change the way we say words all the time in English. So why is qi the one word that people feel the need to correct?

Honestly it is the correcting that bothers me more, than either way of saying it.

Am I missing something? Is it mostly unnecessary to correct anyone who says "kee”?


r/MartialMemes 21h ago

Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ Arrays and formations can't be this deep ToT

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703 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 2h ago

Mysterious Technique (・_・?) Oohhh, myyyyy.... No wonder the male population has been decreasing these million years.

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17 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 17h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] What would you like to say to this young man who think himself as an ancestor?

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201 Upvotes

Sauce:-Lord of the Apocalypse


r/MartialMemes 14h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Why me?

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116 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Fellow Daoists. If You Were at the Top of Your Mortal World/Universe. Worshiped as a Living Deity With a Massive Lifespan. Would You Ascend to the Upper Realm to Start Over as a Low Level Dishwasher or Stay and Rule the Lower Realm?

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445 Upvotes

Forgive me for the AI slop. I will compensate with 1000 High Tier Spirit Stones.


r/MartialMemes 16h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Fellow Sect members, What are your thoughts about Cultivators using morden weapons?

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56 Upvotes

Sauce -Lord of the Apocalypse. It's a slop.


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Mysterious Technique Okay which one of you descended to the lower realm and scared some mortals to death today

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r/MartialMemes 1d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme 🗿 Master Xuanwu teaches qinggong to his disciple Wu Rang

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294 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 9h ago

Dao Exposition [Novel Review] Seniors I think I found peak

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12 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 14h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] series with op Qi Refiners

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when I say series with op Qi refiners I don't mean immortal realms newbie descending to a lower realm but a Qi Refiner in the same plane/universe no descending bs, Recently I seen 2 new series idk if they're new or if the translation is new but the immortal cultivation in these 2 series is too op, the first one has how op they're in the description but the second series introduce them in the second world the mc goes to


r/MartialMemes 21h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Seniors, HELP! This scary and mysterious guy is standing at our sect's entrance!

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82 Upvotes

He says : "Return the slab... Or suffer my curse..."

He seems to be very powerful. Maybe he is a array formation grandmaster, as he can enhance the surroundings with his fogs and so...

What should I do? Seniors?


r/MartialMemes 22h ago

Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content] My silly junior sister Spoiler

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97 Upvotes

I will protect her smile

Source: morenight88


r/MartialMemes 5h ago

Seeking Guidance [Question] (シ_ _)シ ❓ Dear seniors. I walked through a crystalline arch and found myself here. Is this an inheritance?

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4 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 7h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Anyone wants to write a xianxia poetry themed book together 🤷‍♂️

4 Upvotes

Just throwing the idea there

Or anyone who wants to write a story together just to train and have fun and such...

Also anyone of you know discords for writing?

My style is emotional, so i wish someone who can match my style of fusing deep emotions in a novel or poem 🙏


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Stop adding texts only screenshots! add a meme picture damn it!! Fellow daoists, what scripture embodies this image perfectly

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382 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 16h ago

Disciple's Petition [Suggestion] WRITE COMMENTS FFS

17 Upvotes

This Righteous venerable is tired, juniors, every time I make a serious post or work hard on a post, a discussion, its always left with very little comments or discussions.

Even others, if it was just me, I would just brush it off but like sometimes I can find Gems of discussions and very little comments.

Like have people brains become so rotted by slop and tiktok that you can't even sit 2 min to write a comment in a discussion?

Like how tf can somethiing have 500 upvotes and not even 10-20 comments?

All of which are just dumb shitposting.

Like bruh being in a niche is so hard, you have r/ noveltranslations on one hand with a dumbass mod that bans everything he doesn't like

You might laugh at r/noveltranslations but even with 2-3 comments, they write paragraphs, yet here people with lacking braincells cant afford to write 2 lines!

Like people do not know the work that a post, a meme or discussion has, we don't care about upvotes and such, we care about comments so we see what others things and throw ideas around 🤷‍♂️

On the other hand, you have martialmemes where 99% of conversations is just shitposting.

Like 80% shitposting, 20% serious discussion is okay but when its all just shitposting, how can any deep ideas or discussions happen?


r/MartialMemes 11h ago

Storytime ☕ I made a reverend insanity wiki

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  • Per-chapter summaries with citations, plus a list of everything named in that chapter, so you can jump straight from a chapter to any Gu, character, or place it mentions
  • A link map of how everything connects, and an interactive 3D world map with a timeline
  • Buckets for everything: regions, locations, heavens, earths, characters, factions, races, gu, gu-houses, killer-moves, cultivation, paths, materials, recipes, inheritances, eras, arcs, fights, legends, world-map, link-map
  • A lot of art visualising chapters, characters, and the rest

Still in progress (chapter summaries, filling out the wiki, more art), but the shape is done, and I wanted to share it now. If you spot mistakes or inaccuracies, I'd love to hear about them, ideally via the community Discord server.


r/MartialMemes 1d ago

Sect Civil War [Meta / Drama] \(º □ º l|l)/ Immortal cultivation is about being gay

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48 Upvotes

Seniors i think immortal cultivation is about being gay.

Think deeply, When you start the cultivation and reach a level beyond human they tell you to forsaken all the moral bonds which includes getting a partner but as u progress more it's time to maintain your humanity so now you need to create bonds and love them and not lose your humanity, but because you created the principal of not forming relationship with women now you can't do that but you need relation to not lose humanity.

In simple words first they tell us to create principles where he stops forming relationships with the opposite gender but as we progress we need relations to keep humanity but we can't go back on our principals we created back then if we did it would result in iq darivation or heart demon's

So the only option now is to be gay and from a relationship with our fellow brother like Greek mortals used to do.