r/meme • u/pervy_prince • 13h ago

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u/No-Mycologist47 12h ago

They on to something

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u/OknaC 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DgaGeVwIW7JN6

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u/JoshDM 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBXFvdpGZDEyc

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u/Radical_Jinx 9h ago

He nailed this

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u/JoshDM 9h ago

You know what else Schmidt nailed?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OwcG9L1ydFTtjjaXSM

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u/Lower_Razzmatazz5470 8h ago

"Schmidt fucked the captains daughter, Schmidt fucked the captains daughter!"

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u/Radical_Jinx 9h ago

🙈🙈

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u/Redd1tProtectsP3dos 11h ago

Thanks, I definitely wouldn't have known where the joke was without the yellow arrow 

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u/BlizzardTrashPanda 11h ago

And not to yuck anyone’s yum but I won’t be trying to fit anyone’s tiddies inside me.

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u/N4jemnik 11h ago

What if the dong is smaller than the commentator’s?

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 12h ago

Well a dick is a sex organ

And a boob is a feeding the baby organ

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u/Kariya_shigatoki 12h ago

I think it is a secondary sex organ. I once saw a dog nursing its puppies and I was thinking why do women have such big boobs. Like if it was just for feeding babies it wouldn't need to be so big and cumbersome to the point it gives back pain. Like it must be some kind of sex related thing in the grand scheme of it.

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u/Just_another_gamer3 11h ago

I've heard that thousands of years ago, and even today in some isolated tribes, women were flat unless they were feeding, but somehow the ones with the bigger chests ended up having more descendants. Something about connecting bigger breasts to better milk(?)...

ETA: but if we have to see those man-boobs on the beach, I think women should have the same freedoms to wear or not wear whatever they're comfortable in

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u/Kariya_shigatoki 11h ago edited 11h ago

To be frank I don't want the ability to see anyone's knockers in public. Everyone should have a shirt and some shorts on.

Boob size is related to fat distribution and estrogen so it could be a signal for fertility, high amount of foods, and good development like wide shoulders and height are for men. But men generally see the female body as inherently more sexual so boobs are seen as a more sexual thing.

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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 12h ago

I'm the baby.

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u/xVEEx3 9h ago

true, but some people are just dealt a bad hand and cannot grow a bigger dick. at the end of the day, im not one to tell someone to like a small or big dick, but i know that i value my own body enough to not let someone judge me for something I have no control over.

i believe body shaming has gotten out of hand these days, and it's unfortunate.

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u/winkingchef 10h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Current_Ad_400 7h ago

Breasts are also sex organs (kind of) and penises are also urinary organs.

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u/keegang_man6705 3h ago

Thailand experience

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u/su1cidal_fox 10h ago

Thanks for the yellow arrow. I was confused what was funny about that picture.

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u/Luvky_Person 8h ago

I actually would like it to be bigger than mine. I’m a bottom

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u/Solus_Vael 12h ago

Det. James Carter:

"If shes got anything bigger than a three iron in her bag we're gonna beat his ass!"

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u/Affectionate_Clue369 11h ago

The comment... WTF, lol?

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u/sysaphiswaits 11h ago

Oh no. They “got” me by including two things I actually don’t care about.

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u/Dogevahkiin23 8h ago

Diplomacy & bartering 101

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u/ShosuCeladonna 7h ago

I mean… never mind.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 7h ago

Breast aren’t directly involved with stimulating the girl bits though. Usually.

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u/wildhoneyzz 7h ago

The bear looking personally offended by being pulled over is the best part of this photo.

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u/Kooky-Narwhal-014 4h ago

Thank you for the arrow, I was worried I couldnt see the comment

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u/Clean-Perception-416 3h ago

An inch is a Lil much, he might be gay

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u/toyfreddym8 FINAL WARNING: RULE 6 57m ago

I wouldn't mind

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u/Old_Aside_7926 12h ago

The bigger the better, just be gentle at first

Beep Boop i am a bot

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Honest_Claim 12h ago

For me butt matters like A LOT

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u/Zirofal 12h ago

Noone cares about dick size as much as straight men

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u/Current_Ad_400 7h ago

If you're a shallow person both matter, if you're not then they don't.

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u/BIayneRobinson 12h ago

Penis size is like pencil size.

Would you rather write an essay with a 3" pencil or a 6" pencil?

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh 12h ago

Would you rather play baseball with a 4 cm ball or a 23 cm one?

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u/BIayneRobinson 12h ago

Major 3" pencil energy here.

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u/Zirofal 12h ago

Both works for their intended purposes.

This analogy sucks in every way imaginable

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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 11h ago

It's much harder to hold and use a 3" pencil.

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u/BIayneRobinson 12h ago

Which would you prefer to write an essay with?

The 3" pencil or 6" pencil?

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 11h ago

What if I have like a 7 and half inch pencil?

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u/Stealthheart1 11h ago

I'd use neither pencil and use my computer cause I'm not in elementary school.

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u/BIayneRobinson 11h ago

What an embarrassing retort lmao.

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u/Stealthheart1 11h ago

when's the last time you wrote an essay with a pencil? Even if you're handwriting you'd be using a pen.

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u/BIayneRobinson 11h ago

It's called an analogy, doofus.

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u/Stealthheart1 11h ago

dingaling

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u/Zirofal 12h ago

Whichever my partner happen to have that he gives me

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u/BIayneRobinson 12h ago

I'll take your refusal to engage the question as a win for me.

Thanks.

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u/Zirofal 11h ago

But I did answer it..

I like most women really don't care that much

This is a question for you straight men

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u/BIayneRobinson 11h ago

I asked a specific question and you refused to answer it.

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u/Zirofal 11h ago

No you tried to use a metaphor, it was just that your metaphor was so extremely bad and detached from reality that it completely fails when presented to people

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u/BIayneRobinson 11h ago

So you didn't answer the question.

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 11h ago

While they didn’t directly give you your expected answer they definitely gave you an answer. Is this some sort of competition?

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 4h ago

Would you rather have a 3” pencil that’s the diameter of a jumbo hot dog or a 6” pencil that’s the diameter of a pencil?

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u/BIayneRobinson 4h ago

I'll take the 3" but make it the diameter of a soda can.

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 3h ago

Acceptable answer. Point being why does nobody consider girth?

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u/dragonmystic92 7h ago

Sounds like someone is having some issues with their own body image 🤭