r/memes 16h ago

Just in case

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u/FatFKingLenny 16h ago

And you have to distribute it

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u/monsterginger 16h ago

Basically it's legal if I get to watch. - Some judge probably.

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u/ParkingMiddle5414 16h ago

As a judge I can confirm. It’s only fine if I can watch

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 15h ago

We all thought it was a cuckchair in hotel rooms but it is actually a judge chair

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u/inorite234 15h ago

I'll be the judge of that

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u/burrito_of_blaviken 8h ago

The judge bangs his gavel while his wife is banging Pavel

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u/LlorchDurden 13h ago

This is a real job with benefits

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u/Herpderpyoloswag 7h ago

Not a/to judge, but I’ll take a look.

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u/Cbatoemo 15h ago

But your honor, are you saying I get a fine or no fine? 🧐

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u/ParkingMiddle5414 15h ago

Depends on the quality of the video.

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u/dumbfuckassshit 12h ago

That was fiiiine, no fine. smacks gavel

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u/rainbowmagick0 2h ago

You hear that everyone , pull out your phones

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u/Debalic 14h ago

Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AIaXPn9yrzWx2

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u/hufft3 14h ago

I’ll be in my chambers.

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u/Correct_Inspection25 10h ago edited 9h ago

“I will know obscenity when I see it” [EDIT misremembering the SCOTUS quote and had profanity instead of obscenity]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_know_it_when_I_see_it

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u/ToaKraka 10h ago

That's obscenity. Profanity has a very different meaning in English.

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u/Onionbender420 14h ago

I wonder, is there a price limit? Say you price this prestigious video at 1 billion USD, so no one can afford it, would that still be legal? Because there’s intend for distribution, if there’s an eligible buyer you’ll surely follow through - I mean, it’s a goddamn billion dollars.

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u/KoolKat5000 12h ago

Probably down to reasonable man test or jury.

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u/aCaffeinatedMind 14h ago

False.

There is so much porn that is never distributed and yet the porn studios aren't charged for eliciting prostitution

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 12h ago

It was recorded with the intent of distribution.

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u/Independent-Award420 11h ago

That one word ''intent'' is carrying the entire argument.

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u/jabrw0k1 10h ago

They clearly haven’t encountered my galactic level procrastination- I still intend on fixing up and selling a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer I stopped using a decade ago.

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u/KingOFpleb 10h ago

Procrastinating because of all the porn?

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u/jabrw0k1 8h ago

Well I meant more like “I’ll get around to publishing all this homemade porn…eventually” but I try not to lie…so….no comment.

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u/DragonTacoCat 9h ago

"your honor I have it put into a trust to be distributed in 2167"

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u/LavishnessOk3439 7h ago

I think there’s more to it than

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u/arisaji 15h ago

Gotta make sure the shareholders get their cut too 😭

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u/Acidelephant 12h ago

And everyone involved is paid

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 10h ago

Distribute the sex, Lenny.

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 8h ago

So if you take down your nudes I can sue you???

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u/jaerie 3h ago

It's that old supreme court ruling, "I don't know how to define porn but I know I wanna see it" 

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 1h ago

*attempt

Deals fall through all the time.

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u/AndreaLune 16h ago

So basically the camera is doing a lot of legal heavy lifting here

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u/whatevenaremovies 11h ago

Not exactly. You will still need some type of contract with the other person.

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 11h ago

We had an oral agreement

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u/downrightEsoteric 9h ago

More like arrangement

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u/RedditRaven2 7h ago

More like arraignment am I right? 👨‍⚖️

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 2h ago

No anal agreement? What kind of amateur operation are you running over there?

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u/MMWYPcom (very sad) 3h ago

Other person!?!?!?

I am out

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u/lukasoh 12h ago

Judge: I'll allow it. Where's the sauce?

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u/PokeSushiYT 13h ago

Literally watch

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u/Mrboomblastr 14h ago

"Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away." -George Carlin

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u/EldritchElemental 7h ago

I used to like this statement but now the problem is that some places employes what's called the Nordic model where the selling part is now legal but the buying part isn't.

And in some places, selling your own service is legal but selling someone else's (pimping) isn't.

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u/PierreTheTRex 3h ago

the nordic model is the other way around. Selling is legal but buying is illegal. It also criminalises people who participate in the system like hotels and pimps.

It's meant to be a way to criminalise the activity but helping the sex worker as it isn't illegal for them so they don't face any consequences if there's a bust since we consider them to be more vulnerable. The issue is this forces them into less safe environments as clients can dictate more as they are taking the risk and also makes it harder to get access to safe spaces as landlords are heavily criminalised.

From people that have studied this there's a pretty broad consensus that the best way to help sex workers is to fully legalise it and make it completely above board so that the contracts they have with the different people that provide services can be disputed in court and so they can also be in places that provide more security

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u/Jalumia 6h ago

Pimping ain’t easy.

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u/rainbowmagick0 2h ago

Yes it issss

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u/Jalumia 2h ago

Not in the Nordic model!

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u/Inevitable_You7793 10h ago

The explanation is that woman get kidnapped and get trafficked to be prostitutes. They try to go against this. It's a shale this happens a lot.

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u/Zealous_moron 10h ago

Legalizing the act, registering the sex worker and having them work out of clean secure brothels would cut down on most sex based crimes.

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u/Inevitable_You7793 9h ago

It cuts down sex based crimes but it doesn't cut on human trafficking crimes. Legalizing prostitution makes human trafficking a lucrative buisness.

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u/FeeRemarkable886 8h ago

Crimilizing it only makes it harder for victims to come forward. No punishment ever stopped crime, drugs are illegal and because of that nobody uses drugs anymore, right?

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u/Huganho 7h ago

Sweden has decided to make selling legal and buying illegal, for this reason.

I have no idea how it has impacted our trafficking tho.

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u/mog_knight 2h ago

Trafficking is still a lucrative business.

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u/TheyHavePinball 6h ago

Indeed. The creation of black markets is where bad actors thrive and the negatives for society are amplified.

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u/PierreTheTRex 3h ago

How about criminalising and also making it harder for undocumented immigrants to interact with any official system without fear of retribution? Surely that helps all the trafficked workers to come out, no?

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u/arcspectre17 7h ago

Its already a lucrative business on the black market where they 10x more just like the drug trade. They just found 137 kids in flordia!

The war on drugs didn't stop people from getting drugs now did it?

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u/DavidJDalton 7h ago

Literally stopped it in Australia, and in the rare circumstances it does happen the police can act.

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u/CrustyRim2 6h ago

Some woman are offering the girlfriend experience. You pay for the date or to hang out, the sex is consensual. Not sure how the law deals with that. They advertise openly.

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u/JBrockF 10h ago

This is an argument for legalization of prostitution

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u/scott__p 7h ago

Yes but it's the illegal status of prostitution that leads to the trafficking. Things are are illegal can't be regulated

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u/Ok-Project4007 13h ago

Why should selling organs be illegal when donating them is not?

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u/samglit 11h ago

You generally don’t have a limited supply of sex.

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u/Mrboomblastr 13h ago

Exactly! Your body, your choice!

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u/Olin_123 12h ago

If this is a serious question, the possibility of dubious consent and ethical dilemmas.

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u/American_Libertarian 10h ago

And you don’t think that applies to prostitution?

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u/Olin_123 9h ago

Not to nearly the same extent since selling an organ is pretty permanent meanwhile all animals are built for sex.

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u/Rang3rj3sus 10h ago

It already applies to general sex trafficking. At least their getting paid xD

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u/L-Guy_21 8h ago

But you can sell your own organs, can you not? The issue is when you start selling other people's organs

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u/LordoftheFaff 5h ago

Anything that can be sold can be illegally acquired to be sold ig smuggling or trafficking.

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u/Gadgets222 4h ago

Water?

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u/Normal-Pool8223 10h ago

cause they can't tax it

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u/Limonade6 13h ago

Is this some kind of American joke I am to Dutch to understand?

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u/KoAlan12 3h ago

Prostitution is illegal in the US, but porn actresses and actors legally get paid to have sex.

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u/arisaji 15h ago

When the law accidentally sounds like a business opportunity.

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u/ThisIsYourMormont 13h ago

But I always have to stand in the corner!

And the camera is kinda heavy!

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u/Badgrotz 9h ago

First time in LA?

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u/otirk 12h ago

This is a bot

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u/yeahalrightgov Professional Dumbass 10h ago

I dont think so but they sure love boobs

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u/Zephreyt 15h ago

This is because the government doesn’t like when they can’t tax things which cannot be proved to occur. The recording part is evidence hence making it taxable.

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u/horoyokai 13h ago

thats not why though, they could tax prostitution if they wanted

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u/sixouvie 12h ago

That's what we do in France. It's illegal to be a client but not to provide the service, so prostitutes still have to declare their income.

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u/ThatsNotGumbo 11h ago

In the US you can pay taxes on illegal financial gains and it can’t be used as evidence against you. That’s how we handle that.

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u/horoyokai 11h ago

Yeah so it’s hard to say something is legal if it’s illegal to use it

(I’m for full legalization personally)

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u/Gouvernour 11h ago

We have the same in Sweden, the reason for why it is illegal to buy but not sell is to protect the seller as they more often than not are forced into the position of selling their body which can easily be manipulated by a wealthy buyer.

The illegality to buy is therefore a safety net for the prostitute to be respected and not taken advantage of, and if a prostitute would sue the buyer without them having done anything more wrong than just paying for their service it is a bad business choice on the prostitutes side as it only makes people less willing to buy their service.

It would be nice if it were fully legal on both sides but due to how bad people can be (not everyone) having a form of protection can be the better choice

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u/Standard_List2328 11h ago

Prostitution is legal if declared to the government, Pimping is not.

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u/Lonsdale1086 10h ago

Not in the US is isn't?

It's strictly illegal to sell sex in the US other than in licensed Nevada brothels, and in Maine, where it's legal to sell but not buy.

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u/Standard_List2328 12h ago

Not, if gets paid in cash. You can fake income.

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u/horoyokai 11h ago

Yeah but that’s also true with every single thing in existence that gets paid for

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/horoyokai 13h ago

Sorry I'm not sure what you mean or what the connection is to my comment

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u/Zephreyt 13h ago

Sorry. Just hypothesising why that’s the case.

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u/Evil-Cun 13h ago

Seems like exposing yourself to millions of potential stalkers and shit isn’t great either for the soul.

I’m not really out here judging porn stars, people are scary af

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u/TrainDroiver 14h ago

It's not illegal in the coolest countries.

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u/PomegranatePro 16h ago

Low effort

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u/NeedleworkerPrior79 15h ago

my buddy made one just like that last week

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u/SubiBoySus 16h ago

This isnt even true in all but two states.

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u/degenerate6964 3h ago

So thank you Flock cameras then?

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u/Pali1119 16h ago

Honestly never understood why the world's oldest profession is illegal at so many places🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/ActualKeanuReeves 16h ago

I can understand the reservations people have, but just like with drugs all making it illegal does is force people to operate in secret, which makes the whole thing less safe for all parties involved. For that reason it should be legal and regulated.

Its one of those things thats not going anywhere so its better just to create an environment where it can be done safely

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u/Dartz_Reverse 12h ago

The government doesnt want to help people and especially not help them get out of poverty.

Also poor druggies are easy to fault and bully, so even though many politicians, business men and rich people of all kind do drugs, its still in their best interest to keep it illegal since their wealth lets them ignore the law anyway.

Government policy has nothing to do with what "makes sense" and is entirely based around "what lets them keep power", the reason why Reagans admin criminalized drugs is no secret to anybody looking into the topic for a couple minutes, but politicians dont care because they just want to herd the population.

Corrupt child rapists and war criminals are our moral beacons.

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u/oatkeepr 9h ago

Many women working in prostitution don't do it voluntarily, but are victims of human trafficking.

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u/Vegetable_Bad_3187 15h ago

It's usually better for it to be illegal but be decriminalised. It's a whole mess that effects current sexual consent laws and legal definitions. In every implementation, It being legalised for some reason increases trafficking and criminals to abuse it, it legitimately allows criminals to have some modicum of legal protection to hide behind it.

I could be wrong since I don't care about them, but I think a part of the Andrew Tate human trafficking defence is a whole debate with consent and prostitution being legal where they did it? I'm not updated on it.

Should depend on country, culture, and trials of what works or not.

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u/Sans-valeur 14h ago

I guess geography would play a big part in this but in my country I don’t believe that is the case, so far as I know.

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u/TheSwecurse 9h ago

In Sweden it's a middle ground where it's not legal to be pimping or to pay for sex but completely to legal to sell it. Emphasising the prostitutes as victims rather than perps

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u/FutureMartian97 9h ago

Because it increases illegal sex trafficking

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u/TetyyakiWith 16h ago

Because it’s very rare that woman are working at jobs like that willingly

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 15h ago

Loophole,film sextape and make it so expensive like 5k so no one wants to buy it

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u/Mastercio 13h ago

Oh someone would buy it...

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u/Fluffy_Town 13h ago

Someone will always buy it, even if it is that expensive. Exclusive means that those can afford it because they are choose to keep up with the Joneses.

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 9h ago

Blur the face and sell it,they aren't going to identify the people plus get the money

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u/baylithe 16h ago

Proofread your shit before you post

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u/JewishWeeb2 15h ago

But if you get arrested you have to say lot of uncomfortable things in front of a judge and a jury

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u/Bobbert84 15h ago

So if I make 'porn' but post it online selling it at 10,000 a download, does that count?  If no one buys it great.  If they do.  10gs.

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u/No-Medium6647 13h ago

There's a delicately subtly nuanced difference...

Courts have long recognized that money may be used as form of coercion. Bribery, for example.

When everyone's being coerced with money at the same time for the same purpose, that's just called "employment".

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 12h ago

Pay her for her time, the sex is an added bonus. Thats how prostitute websites get around the laws in the UK

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u/bmiki 8h ago

they just happen to be fucking and you pay them for allowing to record it and distribute it

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u/Conspiratorymadness What is TikTok? 6h ago

You also generally can't be the one having the sex

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 7h ago

Remember kids, she's not a hooker, she's an actress

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u/Trickstertrick 4h ago

In my country, prostitution is kind of in a legal gray area. It’s neither explicitly legal nor illegal because it isn’t regulated, and whatever isn’t expressly prohibited is generally allowed. What is prohibited is pimping or making money off someone else’s prostitution.

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u/LowerIQ_thanU 15h ago

Just bring a camera

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u/mr_perfect__69 15h ago

Taxes make everything legal.

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u/Ash_After_Dark 14h ago

"You're honor, you don't understand. I declared this nuclear weapon to the IRS! I paid sales tax on it!"

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u/TheDominator09 14h ago

Gotta start picking up hookers and shooting porno with em to help the needy out.

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u/notguiltybrewing 9h ago

Depends on where you are.

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u/bamaeer 9h ago

All parties involved in the sex gets paid so it’s not like a John and prostitute.

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u/Scoopie 9h ago

And sold don't forget you gotta sell it.

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u/makawakatakanaka 9h ago

I suppose they’re paying you to be an actor/actress. You just happen to be having consensual sex in the scene

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u/JMcLe86 8h ago

Take the camera to Vegas. Got it.

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u/akotoshi 8h ago

You need a license to record pornography, otherwise, it’s still illegal to pay someone for sex

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u/Bojangalees 7h ago

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u/Fr05t_B1t Meme Stealer 1h ago

And some of them yoink the pebbles when the male is distracted

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u/SnooDoggos5292 16h ago

But both get paid... 😆

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u/Cynix85 15h ago

Not illegal. Where the hell do you live?

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u/Portugeezer1893 14h ago

Probably America.

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u/Yrminulf 12h ago

People either stopped proof reading or speaking english altogether.

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u/Moquai82 12h ago

Keine Ahnung, Isso. Fall Amerikas und so weiter.

So Leude, Forza feddich runtergeladen, nech.

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u/Mean-Poem-2246 13h ago

I never understood why prostitution is illegal in the USA. The literal country where abortion, death sentence and everything in-between is allowed (state-based ofc) but like, prostitution is where we draw the line?

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u/bubblesdafirst 16h ago

I don't get why this is crazy. Like sure you can do it. But alllllll us gonna watch. Hope your cool with that

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u/Yeti_Vedder 15h ago

An hour ago I saw a No Stupid Questions asking why porn isn’t prostitution and then this.

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u/Minimum-Plenty9380 15h ago

Just watch any documentary of porn. The legal steps they have to go through to actually make the porn is crazy. Not just pick up camera and record

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u/jubjub666420 14h ago

Now that you know the secret it's time to use it for your gain

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u/Psychotic_EGG Lurking Peasant 14h ago

It's more than that. But yes

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 14h ago

I never understood why prostitution is illegal in some places. If a worker sells their body it's fine but if it's a worker but with sex it suddenly isn't anymore.

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u/me1stgmmegmme 13h ago

Prostitution is wrong. Unless we all get to see, then it’s 👍

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u/mvandemar 13h ago

That's why if you ever get caught just claim it was a dress rehearsal.

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u/KendrickXY 13h ago

It makes sense, because it's sex vs a performance of sexual nature. It's like fighting in a bar vs pro wrestling or boxing. When you fight in a bar, you are hurting a person. When you are boxing, you are puting up a show together with your opponent. It is conceptually a different thing, even if it includes the same moves.

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u/Asholootleigh 13h ago

I don't want you doing none of that unless you're going to let me watch.

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u/Lost-Klaus 13h ago

In the US*

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u/External_Variety 13h ago

Potential profits will always win

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u/Dreadedsemi 12h ago

Big brother is watching you stuck in the laundry.

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u/SoltShaker83 12h ago

Not in Australia, we have a fully legal and regulated sex work industry

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u/whatevenaremovies 11h ago

If only it were that simple

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u/Bannon9k 9h ago

You can pay two people to screw, but you can't pay someone to screw you

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u/scott__p 6h ago

I always wondered how there wasn't a creepy guy to take advantage of this. I know you need to distribute the tapes, but I bet you could find a lot of creative ways to meet that requirement (Have a clip library online or whatever)

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u/Zeustooots 5h ago

Men (owners + operators of porn market) make money from porn, women (sex workers) make money from prostitution.

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u/thebigditch 5h ago

Im pretty sure some Only Fans creators use this to be legally be paid by people to "participate" in a video with them, but they don't show the paying participants face, etc.

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u/DragonPeach02 5h ago

In Denmark it's legal to make money from Sex except if you're being pimped out, then it's illegal, but if all the money goes to yourself then it's completely legal

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u/Historical_Draft_717 5h ago

Yo but her eyes tho on an unrelated note. Damn shes hot.

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u/tigolex 5h ago

well typically (at least prior to OF etc), porn wasn't you paying for sex it was you paying 2 other people to have sex. The two people having sex didn't exchange money with each other, they got paid by a 3rd party. Prostitution is an exchange of money for sex. So not the same thing.

In the OF era? Probably still holds true, basically, as long as the performers aren't paying each other.

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 5h ago

Someone tell the 49ers owner for next time.

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u/Stooper_Dave 5h ago

Hmm, when you put it that way, I should buy a black leather couch and a production camera.

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u/Richard_Chase 2h ago

The issues with prosecution mostly surround the exploitation of the prostitutes in question. It is far easier to regulate a film shoot as opposed to a transaction between 2 people in a hotel room. Some countries get around this by legalizing brothels that can be regulated, others ban the industry entirely

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u/Ok_Experience_6877 2h ago

This never made sense to me

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u/Somebodsydog 2h ago

Well in Finland it's legal to accept payment for a sexual act. Pimping is not.

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u/ILikeMyShelf 2h ago

It's legal when both sides are getting paid by a third party

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u/WhyAreYouNot 1h ago

Not here in the Modern Developed World. Maybe in Burgerstan

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u/dboy5005 1h ago

America 😅

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 1h ago

All you need is a gopro and a ready to go hoe

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u/yeltrah79 1h ago

There’s a lot that’s legal once you start filming it in that case. Setting someone on fire, shooting a gun at someone (even if it’s just loaded with blanks), intentionally crashing a car into someone…

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u/Fr05t_B1t Meme Stealer 1h ago

I’m donating money and she thanked me with sex. Totally different

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u/ogresound1987 1h ago

There are several places where it's legal.

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u/Raven_Ravelle 1h ago

Watching would be fun... Participating.... Another game lol

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u/Ok_Avocado568 5m ago

What if you record it but never publish it ?

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u/turbobuddah 15h ago

It's legal anyway

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u/Syncism 14h ago

I'd like more grammar please🥺

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u/Additional-Let188 13h ago

Because then it is legitimate business and can be taxed and money is what matters

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u/gforgeo 9h ago

I'm not sure how it works in the US, but in most of Europe prostition is legal. You just need to be registered with the appropriate paperwork. It's only illegal if you do it without a license.

Also, the reason porn is treated differently from prostitution is that porn stars are technically actors/actresses. It's impossible to make porn illegal, in practice, without also banning sex-scenes from regular movies.

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u/L-Guy_21 8h ago

As far as I know, there is no kind of prostitution license here in the US, so it's just illegal.