r/memes • u/rage_bait_final_boss • 18h ago

...there are four rules!

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u/Talidel 17h ago

"I'll give you 4 wishes if you take that back"

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u/rage_bait_final_boss 17h ago

I wish chairs moan when you sit on them.

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u/Talidel 17h ago

Or wish fulfilled, the next chair you sit on goes "daaaaamn you so heavy"

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u/rage_bait_final_boss 14h ago

I wish you always have the urge to sneeze but you never do.

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u/Talidel 14h ago

I wish whenever you post on Reddit you get someone like me responding.

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u/rage_bait_final_boss 13h ago

I wish someone like me always comment on your posts wherever you are.

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u/Talidel 12h ago

Aww I was hoping for more

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u/rage_bait_final_boss 12h ago

Well it's your turn

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u/Talidel 17h ago

I wish for you to step on a yellow 2x2 Lego block every morning when you get out of bed.

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u/sloskater 50m ago

I wish for both of you to get a room

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u/Only_Government5244 17h ago

Oh yes 🍦 

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 16h ago

😭wth why did I see this post 🙃

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u/rage_bait_final_boss 16h ago

I wish you see more posts like this today.

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 16h ago

Whyy 😬

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u/EdanChaosgamer 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 14h ago

OP just wants to watch the world burn, and I am here for it.

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 13h ago

Okiee give me pizza then

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u/EdanChaosgamer 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 13h ago

Sure, here you go!

( ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ🍕

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 13h ago

Thank you 😊 do you make this by yourself

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u/EdanChaosgamer 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 12h ago

No, its an emoticon from this website. You can copypaste them into any text field! ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 1h ago

Oh thanks for this buddy

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u/Steby_01 15h ago

Your fault for knowing how to read

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u/Spiritual_Paper6491 13h ago

😭😭 please

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u/dragoozium 14h ago

lord bless this man with more lf these similar posts

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u/Hot_Step6122 17h ago

Bro found the loophole 💀

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u/Adamoism 16h ago

That would read to others as a guy moaning himself like a ventriloquist. Not the smartest move.

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u/otako122 17h ago

my cousin lost count after rule three too

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u/Jamesmateer100 11h ago

What happens if you bite it?

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u/Talidel 11h ago

It giggles.

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u/rainbowmagick0 10h ago

It screams

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u/Jamesmateer100 8h ago

……………Well played

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u/rainbowmagick0 10h ago

If that happened it would sound like orgys in every park 😂😂😂

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u/Kirikouille1 8h ago

Oney cartoon did it

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u/Internal_Story9871 11h ago

The fact that the genie added a rule instead of just refusing shows they were genuinely terrified by what he just said.

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u/Significant_Trade856 16h ago

four rules? Bro, I already broke three before I even read the first one. Ever try to follow rules when the first one is don’t follow rules? Literally me, sitting here with a cone and a confused face.