r/mildlyinfuriating • u/neversweat • 9d ago

Missing Peace Giant Hole in the Middle of My Bread

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Wanted a PB&J. WTF am I supposed to do with this!?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/neversweat 9d ago

Yikes!

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u/SpiritualPapi617 Don’t Piss Me Off Like This Ever Again🔫🤬 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41K5A3p1FD9HZrvG

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u/guys_pm_urprettyface 9d ago

Cylinder won't be harmed

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u/neversweat 9d ago

The Cylinder is definitely safe here.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Omylanta21 9d ago

We call those peekaboo eggs because you can't tell the egg is in the bread until you poke it with a fork and then peekaboo it's egg time babyyyyy 

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u/Careful_Inspection83 9d ago

Toad in a hole

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u/neversweat 9d ago

That is what we called them.

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u/Rageminusenthusiasm 9d ago

Funniest term for this I’ve heard is Alabama eggs. That being said, that hole looks like it’d only accommodate a quail egg, which’d probably be delicious af

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u/Omylanta21 9d ago

But I hate that is the problem. Who thinks that sounds yummy :( not this guy :((

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Omylanta21 9d ago

I love

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u/neversweat 9d ago

Holy shit, opportunity lost. I just made a PB&J donut.

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u/Dude_Dillligence 9d ago

They used Hole Wheat.

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u/LoggerRhythms 9d ago

I thought they just forgot to put some glute in.

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u/Full_Performer5159 9d ago

Glutes are in buns - not bread

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u/Money_Definition6497 9d ago

Perfect for cat bread

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u/neversweat 9d ago

Cat bread? I’m not sure I want to know.

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u/Full_Performer5159 9d ago

"YOU GOT ANY MEOWNAISE?"

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u/Powerful-Student-444 9d ago

Fill the space with peanut butter 🤷

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u/DmAc724 9d ago

Sounds like a Springsteen song 

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u/nene-thopu 9d ago

Hey i was lonely okay and there was no power

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u/Sandcracka- 9d ago

Mildly inticing

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u/jordy_lo 9d ago

It's a bagel now!

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u/neversweat 9d ago

I ended up calling it a PB&J donut. It’s going to be a total mess when I do go to eat it.

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u/CanineFive 9d ago

You know what to do

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u/Perfecshionism 9d ago edited 9d ago

This likely means it had more natural ingredients.

This is what happens with bread naturally.

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u/nhowe006 9d ago

Glory to you... And your hole

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 9d ago

Holey bread, Batman!

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u/Machaeon 9d ago

STOP FUCKING THE BREAD, GARY! 

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 9d ago

Bread wanted to be a bagel

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u/GS1223BW 9d ago

You must have bought hole wheat bread by mistake

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u/Costero541 8d ago

My grandma told us, "That's where the baker slept."
With all these comments, now I wonder what she meant by "slept."

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u/neversweat 8d ago

Right!? I had to double check what sub I posted in. Gross!

Also, grandma-isms are the best.

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u/Myusername1- 8d ago

Giant? Well that makes me feel better.

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u/Radiant-Wash9191 9d ago

It”ll fit but the shame never truly goes away

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u/EnvironmentRemote288 8d ago

Ah ! A handy spot to keep your supermarket trolley fob !