My antique clown figurine fell and broke it's head so now my room is haunted I guess

[u/ZoDiAcQc]

[u/Irish_Whiskey]

...are you under the impression that thing didn't look haunted BEFORE the head fell off?

[u/ZoDiAcQc → u/Irish_Whiskey]

It looked cute

[u/Irish_Whiskey → u/ZoDiAcQc]

That things face looks like it wants to make balloon animals with my intestines. And I'm pretty sure falling off didn't change it's facial expression.

If it did, please, please don't tell me.

[u/Failed_Writer_ → u/ZoDiAcQc]

No, no it didn't.

[u/Affectionate-Ant-894]

You let the curse out. Good luck op

[u/barkandmoone]

Can the head fit on the hands? Maybe it would look cute glued there? 😅

[u/ZoDiAcQc → u/barkandmoone]

I feel like it's already creepy enough :(

[u/barkandmoone → u/ZoDiAcQc]

Maybe it will haunt you less if it gets to hold its own head though? 😇

[u/Kooky_Attention_98]

Honestly . . . More fitting

[u/JimAbaddon]

Good luck on your horror film role.

[u/BlacklightBobRoss]

Are you sure? It looks normal to me.

[u/GoodBrotherGrimm]

It was haunted the moment you bought an antique clown figurine.

[u/Randomman2789]

Could make it a positive by painting it as Buggy the Clown.

[u/Rodnal]

Get this, there’s this crazy invention called “glue” that I’ve heard might restore your demon figurine if that’s what you’re into.

[u/ZoDiAcQc]

Also, if anyone can ID it I'd be happy, so I'll know what demon I'll need to fight

[u/JennyDoveMusic → u/ZoDiAcQc]

Lol! Luckily, it looks more vintage than antique to me. It's Bisque, so you might be able to find another looking for "Vintage Bisque figurine 2 clowns." There are going to be a LOT though.

[u/liknlichen]

Don't look at the Dead lights

[u/Lower-Vampire-9163]

Always has been

[u/Zootsutra]

Rename it Jeremy Bentham.

[u/Frumplefugly]

You just hear honking footsteps coming down the hall

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

If you'd told me the statue always looked like that I'd have believed you

[u/Tauroctonos]

You didn't happen to get flustered by something and off handedly use the word "wish" did you

[u/Filamach]

Mortality severed

[u/Exhausted-CNA]

Face is already creepy, now it looks ever creepier!!!

[u/freepaestine]

Whatever you do OP, don't turn the lights off

[u/Mattechooo]

Leave the head there but turn it upside down to make it look like he's giving birth to himself.

[u/ZoDiAcQc → u/Mattechooo]

What a strange idea. Happy cake day btw

[u/Mattechooo → u/ZoDiAcQc]

Thank you. I hadn't noticed that it's a whole year since I joined!

I am very strange. 🤪