r/mildlyinfuriating • u/flyinhk • 1d ago

Missing Peace Next level manspreading

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u/evaderofallbans 1d ago

Where?

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u/halorbyone 1d ago

No spreading here.

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u/Astrochops 1d ago

1) Not what manspreading is, they've just turned to have their knees facing you.

2) You look like you have your knees in the aisle

3) You either know this person and posting for karma, or you're taking close up photos of people's legs on a train, which is really weirdo behaviour

4) If this person is truly inconveniencing you and you don't know them, grow the fuck up and use your words up ask them to move. Looks like the seat in front of you is empty so move there if you can't handle a social interaction you big baby.

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u/Alternative-Aside-64 1d ago

Lol @ close up photos.

EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE ARE MY LEGS!!!

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u/poonmangler 1d ago

Well yeah, those fuckin' chicken legs and the "beer belly committee" shorts give you away as always

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u/lefeb106 šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø 1d ago

As a tall man, I get it. The world isnā€™t built for us.

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u/Turbulent-Issue-4418 1d ago

Indeed. You and every tall must person must find a new place to live. Find a home for tall people and be merry. Legends will speak of a land of giants.

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 1d ago

Yup. It's a midget's world.Ā 

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u/Austerlitz2310 1d ago

Anything for karma

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u/Lemax-ionaire 1d ago

Thats gotta be your kid

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u/Umbra_Nocturna 1d ago

I am soooo glad people are calling you out on your bullshit :)

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u/KennyWeeWoo 1d ago

Their knees are like 6 inches apart, what spreading?

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u/Affectionate-Day-359 1d ago

Heā€™s also sitting on the edge of the seat. This is just a gay couple getting off the bus and one of them wants karma

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u/xboxhaxorz 1d ago

a gay misandrist couple

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u/Affectionate-Day-359 1d ago

I think your right. All I can read on the shorts on the left is beer belly and itchy balls

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u/CaptainKenway1693 1d ago

Is the manspreading in the room with us?

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u/EwokNuggets 1d ago

Well, why are you letting them?

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u/Affectionate-Day-359 1d ago

Because heā€™s a boy

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u/killemslowly 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ebgoy91gRIY0Yqqlrh

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

Wtf is wrong with the ā€œkidā€™sā€ phone ? Iā€™d call Ai-slop on this but the text on his shorts is actually readable.

So, more importantly,
WTF is a Ā« Beer Belly Committee Ā»
whose members include a
Ā« Perut Besar Ā» and why all this on
a pair of sports shorts ???!

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u/NeedleInArm 1d ago

Where spread?

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u/synocrat 1d ago

I remember one time when I was like 20 on the blue line train in Chicago and this like 20 something guy plopped down next to me and dumped his big gym bag across both of our laps and then proceeded to slip his right hand under it and jerk me off to competition. Best commute ever.

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u/Revolutionary-Ice896 1d ago

Some things are better left unspoken, sire šŸ«”

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u/synocrat 1d ago

I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable.

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u/ColdFreezer 1d ago

Glad you enjoyed it, keep up the positive vibes :)

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u/synocrat 1d ago

Thank you. I realize if I was female and this was unwanted attention, it would be a whole different ball game.

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u/TransitionIll6389 1d ago

That's a child...

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u/ColdFreezer 1d ago

Itā€™s weird you took a photo of them and posted them on Reddit instead of just asking them to move or moving yourself.

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u/RandoScando 1d ago

Youā€™re wasting everyoneā€™s time with ā€¦ whatever the fuck this is. The internet used to be awesome when people would, I dunno, think before posting about whether or not it was necessary, truthful, even mildly entertaining.

But here we are.

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 1d ago

what did he say when you told him he was taking your space

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u/zelda90210 1d ago

Hopefully he told OP to fuck off

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u/CrackersandChee 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 1d ago

What manspreading? Because his legs aren't touching?

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u/Administrative-Buy26 1d ago

Just sit on his lap. Stare deeply into his eyes while you do it.

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u/Chellaarie 1d ago

Where is the spread? His knees are literally glued together, he's just sitting sideways in your lap.

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u/AB3reddit 1d ago

Post title should be ā€œNo-Level Manspreadingā€.

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u/bland_soup 1d ago

I have to sit like this in most busses/trains because my thighs are very long, I wouldn't fit otherwise. Sometimes people get mad at me for not making space for them, I've had to explain numerous times that there's no other way I could fit and I can't just cut off my legs for them.

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u/boylovers_ 1d ago

no manspreading is anywhere in the room? whats the point of posting šŸ˜­

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u/DickTear 1d ago

Glad this comment section is how it is.

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u/CollaateraL 1d ago

This isnā€™t goin how you thought it would huh op šŸ¤”

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u/TripleWindmill247 1d ago

All itā€™s takes - ā€œ hey bro, can you move your legs to your side ? ā€œ boom! Problem solved

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u/psykoticSerenity 1d ago

idk i just see your crotch

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u/awongbat 1d ago

You must be traveling and irritated by nothing because youā€™re overly tired. Might I suggest a nap.

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u/silly_scoundrel 1d ago

There is no spread there bruh

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u/zelda90210 1d ago

Is the "manspreading" in the room with us right now?

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u/flyinhk 1d ago

ETA: 1. This was a man, not a boy 2. I'm only there a few stops so I don't mind taking the seat, but šŸ™„ 3. No idea what's the proper term for sitting sideways and spilling into the next seat, just being obnoxious perhaps.